Recent content by brushwood

This dude can't see the forest for the trees. He is about to lose a lot of money. If I'm wrong, dude, I'll take one of those $110 PS3's. Just mail it to me and I'll wire you the money from Nigeria.

http://www.sierratradingpost.com They have some good stuff at very reduced prices. I got my cowboy boots from there for $35.

I have a gameboy player that has been used about 2 times also. I'd be willing to sell or trade it. PM me if you are interested.

Just an FYI as someone that wears a tie every day. Most people use a half-windsor. It is a little harder than a four in hand but much better looking. If you have a really open collar a full windsor is good but most people do not tie a full windsor very often.

1337 I like being made fun of

I hope you guys realize that you have definitely eaten feces before. If you eat anything, it is unavoidable. I think there are even federal guidelines for the acceptable amount of mouse feces allowed in food that is stored in a silo.

2 words: ass titties

KOTOR is, in my opinion, the best Xbox game there is. If he is a boxing fan you should definitely get Fight Night 2004. Best boxing game ever made. As for Xbox being the best console, I'd have to disagree, but I'll leave that flamewar alone.

I think anyone who picks video games must be crazy. Physical intimacy is very important, defintely more important than sitting in front of a TV and playing some games.

I like the part where they say every hospital and ambulance should be equipped to serve enormously fat people. No. You just need to ease up on the damn cheese fries.

I used to think when someone wrote a check they were creating money. When my mom would bitch about how broke we were I would tell her to just write more.

Get a dog from the pound. They definitely appreciate it and they make better pets anyway.

I knew a woman athlete that took steroids. She was muscular as hell and had to shave her face. I have a pretty thin beard, so hers was considerably thicker than mine. She would get 5:00 shadow really bad too. She was a scary lady.

craptacular assmastery

Computer. Make that three hot chicks.