Jess Stryker Oct 18, 2013 #SheKnowsCody? Good for her. I know lots of people. Don't see that trending, do you?
Jess Stryker Oct 17, 2013 All this time I've been getting my scoring systems mixed up in my fantasy football leagues. #Sweet
Jess Stryker Oct 14, 2013 What's the chance I'll try going somewhere today that ends up being closed because I forget it's a holiday. #RetailProblems
What's the chance I'll try going somewhere today that ends up being closed because I forget it's a holiday. #RetailProblems
Jess Stryker Oct 13, 2013 I seem to have a new found obsession of raiding people's homes and sitting on their furniture. #PokemonXY
I seem to have a new found obsession of raiding people's homes and sitting on their furniture. #PokemonXY
Jess Stryker Oct 11, 2013 Ways to tell video games aren't realistic #53 - Driving a station wagon as an off road vehicle through a corn field.
Ways to tell video games aren't realistic #53 - Driving a station wagon as an off road vehicle through a corn field.
Jess Stryker Oct 9, 2013 Placed my foot on my carpet for just a second, and a crap ton of fleas jumped on me. Population must have exploded over night. #fleaproblems
Placed my foot on my carpet for just a second, and a crap ton of fleas jumped on me. Population must have exploded over night. #fleaproblems
Jess Stryker Oct 6, 2013 Ugh. Bench Russel Wilson in favor of Terrelle Pyror and kept in Edelman over Alshon Jeffery. I can't seem to buy a win. #fantasyfootball
Ugh. Bench Russel Wilson in favor of Terrelle Pyror and kept in Edelman over Alshon Jeffery. I can't seem to buy a win. #fantasyfootball
Jess Stryker Oct 5, 2013 How big is the battlefield 4 demo? Would like to try it but doubt I have the storage space for it.
Jess Stryker Oct 4, 2013 Now the Braves need to win game 3 and force the Dodgers hand for game 4. Would rather face Kershaw in LA as opposed to Atlanta.
Now the Braves need to win game 3 and force the Dodgers hand for game 4. Would rather face Kershaw in LA as opposed to Atlanta.
Jess Stryker Oct 4, 2013 Have the one person in store who's never worked in the clothing department work with a person who's terrible at training others. #GreatIdea
Have the one person in store who's never worked in the clothing department work with a person who's terrible at training others. #GreatIdea
Jess Stryker Oct 2, 2013 I thought I was about done with this cold late last week. And now it comes back in full force. #ugh
Jess Stryker Oct 2, 2013 Is this when I admit I'm not normally one to start a conversation? Doesn't take a rocket scientist to deduct a cry for help.
Is this when I admit I'm not normally one to start a conversation? Doesn't take a rocket scientist to deduct a cry for help.
Jess Stryker Sep 29, 2013 Holy hell this is ridiculous. Still not sure how I did this on the first try. http://t.co/Qdl36lFOsY #RaymanLegends
Holy hell this is ridiculous. Still not sure how I did this on the first try. http://t.co/Qdl36lFOsY #RaymanLegends
Jess Stryker Sep 18, 2013 Good time up at Reverb tonight. Met @MindMazeband and brother in law got a drumstick from Saxon.
Jess Stryker Sep 17, 2013 Less than 24 hours to #Reverb. @MindMazeBand @FozzyRock @SaxonOfficial #Stoked
Jess Stryker Sep 16, 2013 Watching the news during a developing story when nobody knows anything makes me feel like an asshole with my commentary.
Watching the news during a developing story when nobody knows anything makes me feel like an asshole with my commentary.
Jess Stryker Sep 16, 2013 Looks like my #ITunes account was hacked. Thankfully I only recall using gift cards on there. #StillSucks #OhJoy
Looks like my #ITunes account was hacked. Thankfully I only recall using gift cards on there. #StillSucks #OhJoy
Jess Stryker Sep 11, 2013 Checking out some of the bands I'm not familiar with that'll be in Reading next week. Never heard of @MindMazeBand, but loving what I hear.
Checking out some of the bands I'm not familiar with that'll be in Reading next week. Never heard of @MindMazeBand, but loving what I hear.
Jess Stryker Sep 9, 2013 Finally trying out the #XBLA arcade game demos on sale before tomorrow. The Awesomenauts intro alone may have just sold me.
Finally trying out the #XBLA arcade game demos on sale before tomorrow. The Awesomenauts intro alone may have just sold me.
Jess Stryker Sep 9, 2013 Just saw a video for GTA V. Not sure I can wait for Christmas for this game. Too bad I can't really afford it though.
Just saw a video for GTA V. Not sure I can wait for Christmas for this game. Too bad I can't really afford it though.
Jess Stryker Sep 8, 2013 Wishing my manager last night didn't help me with my section. I already feel like I can't help but disappoint her and that made it worse.
Wishing my manager last night didn't help me with my section. I already feel like I can't help but disappoint her and that made it worse.
Jess Stryker Sep 7, 2013 Also reached my quota of puking on at least one ride. Let's spin this wheel really fast we said. Let's make someone puke. #MissionSuccessful
Also reached my quota of puking on at least one ride. Let's spin this wheel really fast we said. Let's make someone puke. #MissionSuccessful
Jess Stryker Sep 5, 2013 Just heard of http://t.co/kQYYgizwre . Wishing I could think of something to service though. #NeedExtraMoney
Just heard of http://t.co/kQYYgizwre . Wishing I could think of something to service though. #NeedExtraMoney
Jess Stryker Sep 5, 2013 I have this urge to travel back in time and go to PAX. Don't think my car would make it to Ohio without breaking down though.
I have this urge to travel back in time and go to PAX. Don't think my car would make it to Ohio without breaking down though.
Jess Stryker Sep 3, 2013 Working retail, it is sometimes difficult knowing what day it is or even when it's a holiday.
Jess Stryker Sep 1, 2013 Why is everyone passing on Aaron Hernandez? He has killer stats. #FantasyFootball
Jess Stryker Sep 1, 2013 Freddy vs Jason is 10 years old? I know I don't keep up on movies too well but damn.
Jess Stryker Aug 30, 2013 RT @Luddy420: If they put one more ing Kinect Required achievement in a sports game, I'm gonna flip shit. THEY DO NOT GO TOGETHER! #Tru…
RT @Luddy420: If they put one more ing Kinect Required achievement in a sports game, I'm gonna flip shit. THEY DO NOT GO TOGETHER! #Tru…
Jess Stryker Aug 29, 2013 Thanks to @PhillyD, I think I have a new hobby of checking dead people's last tweet.
Jess Stryker Aug 29, 2013 Thinking of a song parody for Meatloaf. My Car's A Lemon And I Want My Money Back.
Jess Stryker Aug 27, 2013 Just heard @Fantrax is working on a mobile app. Been looking forward to this day for some time now.
Jess Stryker Aug 25, 2013 Was really hoping my neighbor's son was going to be around this weekend. Hoping he could have pressure tested my radiator.
Was really hoping my neighbor's son was going to be around this weekend. Hoping he could have pressure tested my radiator.
Jess Stryker Aug 25, 2013 Regardless of if the crowd is chanting it or not, it's impossible for me to not hear "You Suck" during Kurt Angle's theme.
Regardless of if the crowd is chanting it or not, it's impossible for me to not hear "You Suck" during Kurt Angle's theme.
Jess Stryker Aug 24, 2013 After a discussion last night, I'm wondering how many fetishes can involve step ladders.
Jess Stryker Aug 23, 2013 Total Eclipse of The Heart on piano, sending chills down my spine. That, or because I still have the AC on full blast.
Total Eclipse of The Heart on piano, sending chills down my spine. That, or because I still have the AC on full blast.
Jess Stryker Aug 21, 2013 Newest schedule has me at 23 hours spread across 5 days. Seriously, condense it to 3 days or give more hours. #bullshit #nohours
Newest schedule has me at 23 hours spread across 5 days. Seriously, condense it to 3 days or give more hours. #bullshit #nohours
Jess Stryker Aug 18, 2013 The fact Richardson was there at 10 made me ecstatic. Reached for Bernard and Dobson probably, but I like their chances.
The fact Richardson was there at 10 made me ecstatic. Reached for Bernard and Dobson probably, but I like their chances.