For those of you who just can't get enough, here are some (or all) of the pieces of music that play when you get an encore:
http://www.tjslater.com
Tracks are under sound design.
From the perspective of a married man the answer is obvious; If you can't find a good girlfriend, then just find a guy you get along well with, dress hm as a woman, and pretend like hell.
Zidane Thomas
Can be shortened to just Dane. Also more socially acceptable than Lehkxsus Korvasea Johnson. Try getting into middle managemnet with a name like that.