What's your pornstar name?

Using my pets' names and street name you get:

Coco Deepwoods
Myrtle Deepwoods
Nermal Deepwoods
Bubba Deepwoods
Bandit Deepwoods

choose one
 
I don't have a middle name, so I'll have to use the "first pet/street name" equation.

Bruno Oakborough
 
i thought it was your pets name and the street you were born on as well.

Barney Murdock. That souns bad ass, but only if i would star in an A-Team movie or was a drug lord in a bitchin movie.
 
Middle Name/Street:

1st house - Garcia Wrightwood (bent penis)
2nd house - Garcia Springfield
3rd house - Garcia Grant

Pet/Street

1st house - Slash Wrightwood (sounds like serial penis decapitator or Lorena Bobbit's secret identity)
2nd house - Slash Springfield
3rd house - Slash Grant

Pet/Middle name

Slash Garcia
 
[quote name='Brak']I'm gonna go by pet's name first, street name last.

Tommy Wildwood.[/QUOTE]
That's funny- going by this method, mine is Tonga Wildwood.

My middle name is Harold, so I've never been crazy about the middle name method of finding your porn name. Although now that I think of it, Harry Wildwood has a slightly dirty ring to it.
 
[quote name='javeryh']I thought it was supposed to be your childhood pet's name and the street you lived on making my name Steely McWang.[/quote]

That's how it's supposed to be, I think. Because the names are funnier. Otherwise you could be John Main or something like that instead of Yellowballs Davenport.

I went to school with a kid that had a cat named Holy Queen Shitpants.
 
[quote name='TFN']What part of Mexico did ya live in?[/QUOTE]

Antonio glasscock used to reside in Reynosa Tamaulipas.

soon he grew older, more capable of the sexual feats destiny had bestowed upon his noble, naked, sweaty shoulders. His enthusiasm for his future career brought him and his family to the US of A, McAllen Tx, where he could trust his new working environment without the fear of "emergency alternative shootings," Health-care related ambiguities, and the infamous "liquid fever."

With greater sexiness, and sexness, comes (him) and resonsability, So he transfers over to an overlooked branch of the industry he has come to love to work for. Waco, Texas, where many Baylor University Baptist honey-dips will undergo extracurricular research, taking night-long internships in Antonio's workplaces.
 
Middle name + childhood street: Michael Eastshore
Middle name + college street: Michael Lincoln
Middle name + current street: Michael Chase
Pet name + street name: Tiger Chase :lol:
 
Middle name + childhood street: Jeremy Milton
Middle name + college street: Jeremy Burns
Middle name + current street: Jeremy LeGrande
Pet name + street name: Charlotte LeGrande
 
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