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ING closed our accounts recently because apparently we weren't using them enough.

Someone's pimping hand isn't very strong.

Their parents got an Asian baby because they were cheaper on the black market. They did spring for the penis-bearing model, though!

Basically, his sister, my wife, is an adult model and stripper. This somehow came up in an OTT thread from awhile back, and we found it while Googling her name to find anything mentioning her since her issue came out not too long ago. So we made a dummy account to search these boards for the...

So I guess you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Damn, what an eventful sleeping period. I was banned and unbanned! Wife posting now to explain SillyJessicaBoy. He actually has a little experience with this, though he may not remember anymore because the trauma caused him to forget as a defense mechanism. But yeah, let's just say that at...

The only thing fake about us is your breasts.

Haha, this is going to be even funnier if we get him banned because people think we're him.

Hello favorite brother-in-law! I have magical naked wife powers! You picked ilke the worst picture ever to post of her, too. Now everyone will thank I'm married to some butch looking Army chick. Don't worry, I'll still get you a decent Christmas present. I'm participating in your internet...