Boy...you've gOTT to carry that weight...

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Bitches...show me your tittes.

Anyway just go home....god i am tired as hell for some reason...I dont want to take a nap though..then I will be up all night.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Wubb, did you get that ING bonus?[/QUOTE]

Checked earlier this week and not yet. I think they wait a 6-8 weeks or something.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Because the conversation is enlightening?[/QUOTE]

[quote name='CaseyRyback']jizz all over one of the pictures and post it.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, thats right. :lol:
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']Bitches...show me your tittes.

Anyway just go home....god i am tired as hell for some reason...I dont want to take a nap though..then I will be up all night.[/quote]

What's an tittes?

This is unbelievable. I was driving to Loveland, a shitfuck little town south of mine, when on the highway at an intersection someone had hit a Animal Control van which creamed a smaller compact.

...

fuck you Colorado. It was interesting to see that the paramedics/fire department was about 8 minutes late though. :lol:
 
[quote name='Eviltude']That looks like the worst pizza in history, Maklershed.[/quote]
I assure you, despite its looks, its fantastic. Best frozen pizza ever.
 
[quote name='Hex']What's an tittes?

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Its from this site that i used to go to.

[SIZE=-1]www.tittesrus.com NSFW OF COURSE!!!!!

Tittes"R"Us Tag line More tits than a lesbian Mardi Gras. It was funny because of the way it was spelled. Got to love porn that mis spells things.
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[quote name='wubb']Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.[/quote]

Hooray!
 
[quote name='wubb']Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.[/QUOTE]

How long is he gone for?

Btw fig newtons = delicious.
 
[quote name='wubb']Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.[/quote]
You banned someone?! But you're supposed to be the easy going mod. Getting banned just for posting links to porn sites I don't even know why I came back.
 
[quote name='dcfox']You banned someone?! But you're supposed to be the easy going mod. Getting banned just for posting links to porn sites I don't even know why I came back.[/QUOTE]

He said a "time out" not a perm ban. Proly gone for 1-3 days.
 
[quote name='wubb']Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he'll practice his typing while he's gone.
 
[quote name='dcfox']You banned someone?! But you're supposed to be the easy going mod. Getting banned just for posting links to porn sites I don't even know why I came back.[/quote]

Yeah... too bad Shrike didn't see it. =[

[quote name='Graystone']How long is he gone for?

Btw fig newtons = delicious.[/quote]

Newtons are tasty, but tend to be a bit dry for my tasteses.
 
[quote name='Hex']Yeah... too bad Shrike didn't see it. =[[/QUOTE]
:lol:
Hell, knowing Shrike, if he sees why he was banned, he might extend his vacation.
 
[quote name='Graystone']He said a "time out" not a perm ban. Proly gone for 1-3 days.[/quote]Well, I was only joking. I'm not really upset but it's good to know he hasn't been given the permanent boot. :lol:

Edit: Fig Newtons suck. Leave it up to Massachusetts to come up with a fig based snack.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Well, I was only joking. I'm not really upset but it's good to know he hasn't been given the permanent boot. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Soodmeg's but it wasn't perma-ban worthy.

PS - Hippo's are bad ass.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']:lol:
Hell, knowing Shrike, if he sees why he was banned, he might extend his vacation.[/quote]

...

SPLENDID IDEA.

I'm off to alert the acient one!
 
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[quote name='Hex']...

SPLENDID IDEA.

I'm off to alert the acient one![/QUOTE]
And depending on if he got his nap or not today, you might catch a ban for that one.

And I might catch a ban for this one. :whistle2:X :lol:
 
1 day. I am the easy going mod. First non-SPAMMER I've banned I think.

I mean c'mon you link to a straight porn site, that's a time out.
 
[quote name='wubb']1 day. I am the easy going mod. First non-SPAMMER I've banned I think.

I mean c'mon you link to a straight porn site, that's a time out.[/quote]
But if you link to a gay porn site, you're grounded? I see how it is. :/ Me and GLAAD/PLAG are gonna have a pride parade if you don't shape up.

(if you link to a lesbian porn site, wubb just adds it to his bookmarks and asks for the password in a PM. ;))
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I think I have a hemroid.[/QUOTE]
Go join Kayden and his stomach cancer.

Demo - Pork Chop Sandwich w/ Mac & Cheese, Mashed Potatos, Green Beans, Sweet Yellow Corn(on ze cob) and stuffing. Et tu?
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Go join Kayden and his stomach cancer.[/QUOTE]

after checking webmd I am just glad that it wasn't some kind of cancer. It should go away over time. Some ointment cream should help too.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Go join Kayden and his stomach cancer.[/QUOTE]

Outside of MN please. We got enough looneys in this state already just with VanillaGorilla. ;)
 
[quote name='JJSP']I just won two tickets to tomorrow night's MxPx show in LA, and I can't go. Crap. :whistle2:([/QUOTE]
Throw em up on Craigslist or somethin'.
 
Given the nature of tonight's episode of The Office, I'm quite pleased that the tv guide scratch n sniff thing was just for My Name is Earl.
 
[quote name='JJSP']I just won two tickets to tomorrow night's MxPx show in LA, and I can't go. Crap. :whistle2:([/quote]
It's about time for a party at your house cause you're a chick magnet.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Given the nature of tonight's episode of The Office, I'm quite pleased that the tv guide scratch n sniff thing was just for My Name is Earl.[/quote]


I shudder at the thought. :whistle2:s
 
Speaking of cancer, when I went to the dentist on Wednsday, they made me fill out a sheet with any allergies or illnesses I may have had. It also had a part where they asked how often I brush and floss. When I was getting my teeth cleaned about half an hour later the lady asked how often I floss and I said "Well I'm glad you read that sheet with all my allergies and stuff on it ahead of time." I don't have any allergies or illnesses, but it just bothered me that they didn't care to look.
 
I actually had a link to a NSFW video in my sig for the longest time without being banned. But that was back when the G in "CAG" didn't stand for gestapo.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Speaking of cancer, when I went to the dentist on Wednsday, they made me fill out a sheet with any allergies or illnesses I may have had. It also had a part where they asked how often I brush and floss. When I was getting my teeth cleaned about half an hour later the lady asked how often I floss and I said "Well I'm glad you read that sheet with all my allergies and stuff on it ahead of time." I don't have any allergies or illnesses, but it just bothered me that they didn't care to look.[/QUOTE]

What are floss?
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Speaking of cancer, when I went to the dentist on Wednsday, they made me fill out a sheet with any allergies or illnesses I may have had. It also had a part where they asked how often I brush and floss. When I was getting my teeth cleaned about half an hour later the lady asked how often I floss and I said "Well I'm glad you read that sheet with all my allergies and stuff on it ahead of time." I don't have any allergies or illnesses, but it just bothered me that they didn't care to look.[/quote]
But did she ask you about allergies? Typically they ask twice to keep people honest.

"I have a needle-sharp little icepick in my hands, and you've got some nice red, soft gums- wanna tell me honestly how much you brush/floss? >:]"
 
[quote name='dcfox']I actually had a link to a NSFW video in my sig for the longest time without being banned.[/QUOTE]
It's a good thing you brought that up. Now it's time for Shrike's newest ability, the "Ex-Post-Facto" Ban. :evil:
 
[quote name='Hex']But did she ask you about allergies? Typically they ask twice to keep people honest.

"I have a needle-sharp little icepick in my hands, and you've got some nice red, soft gums- wanna tell me honestly how much you brush/floss? >:]"[/QUOTE]
No. Maybe thats because I put that I floss once a month though. That might even be giving me too much credit though.

"Hey man, you look nervous."
"Yeah, I'm about to floss."
-Mitch Hedberg
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Everything I post is Not Safe For Comprehension. And I haven't been banned yet.[/QUOTE]
Comprehension isn't a requirement. Look at Soodmeg.

...Oh wait.
 
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