$2,581,390.00?!?!?!?

[quote name='JSweeney']$3,945,056.00.
You know, it's nice having the forethought to make "junk" email accounts so that the garbage you know will flow from this will just clutter up an email account that I don't use for anything but silly tests and things like this.[/quote]

Either you're the most valuable person alive, yet to be added, the website forgot you, or some other, third thing.

http://www.humanforsale.com/top.asp?gender=male

At any rate, I'm only worth a measly $1,749,446.00. I need to calculate the value of all the food I've eaten and the other things I've bought to see just how much my existence is in the red.
 
[quote name='chakan']$1,911,530.00

Not bad, I guess.

Those of you over 3mil, are you claiming to have a huge penis, college education, or what?[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='CokeCola'][quote name='JSweeney']$3,945,056.00.
You know, it's nice having the forethought to make "junk" email accounts so that the garbage you know will flow from this will just clutter up an email account that I don't use for anything but silly tests and things like this.[/quote]

Either you're the most valuable person alive, yet to be added, the website forgot you, or some other, third thing.

http://www.humanforsale.com/top.asp?gender=male

At any rate, I'm only worth a measly $1,749,446.00. I need to calculate the value of all the food I've eaten and the other things I've bought to see just how much my existence is in the red.[/quote]

Or I just made a number up to bug people :)
Guess which one is the true case.
I figured a couple people would catch on after javeryh's post.

These types of things almost beg for people to cheat and exploit the system as soon as they figure out what the values given to each catagory area.

Now, here's the absolute honest truth:
I didn't even bother taking the test. Nope.
Just like javeryh, I looked at the results first...
apparently, the world has gone and gotten itself populated with millionaire supergeniuses that all happen to be hung like horses on top of all looking like models.
(Someone had emailed me thier results, giving me a link directly to the list...so I picked a score that I figured could not possibly be reached through the algorithm they are using to generate the scores.)

You see, my original post was going to be the springboard for the joke I used on help1, but I was planning to use Japanese Yen for the exchange rate, and myself as the butt of the joke.

But then help1 came in and was bragging about what his score was.
If anyone actually cares about what my actual score was, I guess I could go take the test and provide the actual link from the site that shows my score. I really doubt anyone is that interested.
 
Though actually, this has made me think....
how many people have actually taken a formal IQ test?
Not those stupid online tests, but a true IQ test done with all the scientific rigor required of it?
 
$1,602,060.00


I'm guessing I could've been worth more, but me being 13, there were a lot of things I couldn't fill in.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Though actually, this has made me think....
how many people have actually taken a formal IQ test?
Not those stupid online tests, but a true IQ test done with all the scientific rigor required of it?[/quote]


I never have, but that'd be interesting. Are there any online ones that are accurate? I'm thinking no, just wondering.
 
$2,313,070.00

I guess being good looking and having good style and art can't beat someone who works for more then minimum wage and... has bigger then size 9 feet :oops:
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='CokeCola'][quote name='JSweeney']$3,945,056.00.
You know, it's nice having the forethought to make "junk" email accounts so that the garbage you know will flow from this will just clutter up an email account that I don't use for anything but silly tests and things like this.[/quote]

Either you're the most valuable person alive, yet to be added, the website forgot you, or some other, third thing.

http://www.humanforsale.com/top.asp?gender=male

At any rate, I'm only worth a measly $1,749,446.00. I need to calculate the value of all the food I've eaten and the other things I've bought to see just how much my existence is in the red.[/quote]

Or I just made a number up to bug people :)
Guess which one is the true case.
I figured a couple people would catch on after javeryh's post.

These types of things almost beg for people to cheat and exploit the system as soon as they figure out what the values given to each catagory area.

Now, here's the absolute honest truth:
I didn't even bother taking the test. Nope.
Just like javeryh, I looked at the results first...
apparently, the world has gone and gotten itself populated with millionaire supergeniuses that all happen to be hung like horses on top of all looking like models.
(Someone had emailed me thier results, giving me a link directly to the list...so I picked a score that I figured could not possibly be reached through the algorithm they are using to generate the scores.)

You see, my original post was going to be the springboard for the joke I used on help1, but I was planning to use Japanese Yen for the exchange rate, and myself as the butt of the joke.

But then help1 came in and was bragging about what his score was.
If anyone actually cares about what my actual score was, I guess I could go take the test and provide the actual link from the site that shows my score. I really doubt anyone is that interested.[/quote]

After reading that, I just put in all the (as far as I can tell) best answers.

You are worth exactly $3,965,190.00
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='CokeCola'][quote name='JSweeney']$3,945,056.00.
You know, it's nice having the forethought to make "junk" email accounts so that the garbage you know will flow from this will just clutter up an email account that I don't use for anything but silly tests and things like this.[/quote]

Either you're the most valuable person alive, yet to be added, the website forgot you, or some other, third thing.

http://www.humanforsale.com/top.asp?gender=male

At any rate, I'm only worth a measly $1,749,446.00. I need to calculate the value of all the food I've eaten and the other things I've bought to see just how much my existence is in the red.[/quote]

Or I just made a number up to bug people :)
Guess which one is the true case.
I figured a couple people would catch on after javeryh's post.

These types of things almost beg for people to cheat and exploit the system as soon as they figure out what the values given to each catagory area.

Now, here's the absolute honest truth:
I didn't even bother taking the test. Nope.
Just like javeryh, I looked at the results first...
apparently, the world has gone and gotten itself populated with millionaire supergeniuses that all happen to be hung like horses on top of all looking like models.
(Someone had emailed me thier results, giving me a link directly to the list...so I picked a score that I figured could not possibly be reached through the algorithm they are using to generate the scores.)

You see, my original post was going to be the springboard for the joke I used on help1, but I was planning to use Japanese Yen for the exchange rate, and myself as the butt of the joke.

But then help1 came in and was bragging about what his score was.
If anyone actually cares about what my actual score was, I guess I could go take the test and provide the actual link from the site that shows my score. I really doubt anyone is that interested.[/quote]

After reading that, I just put in all the (as far as I can tell) best answers.

You are worth exactly $3,965,190.00
[/quote]

Actually, I was completely honest. Under $20,000 income. College Student. High School Education Reached. Correct on all stats, and thats the number it gave me. So obviously there is something else at work...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='CokeCola'][quote name='JSweeney']$3,945,056.00.
You know, it's nice having the forethought to make "junk" email accounts so that the garbage you know will flow from this will just clutter up an email account that I don't use for anything but silly tests and things like this.[/quote]

Either you're the most valuable person alive, yet to be added, the website forgot you, or some other, third thing.

http://www.humanforsale.com/top.asp?gender=male

At any rate, I'm only worth a measly $1,749,446.00. I need to calculate the value of all the food I've eaten and the other things I've bought to see just how much my existence is in the red.[/quote]

Or I just made a number up to bug people :)
Guess which one is the true case.
I figured a couple people would catch on after javeryh's post.

These types of things almost beg for people to cheat and exploit the system as soon as they figure out what the values given to each catagory area.

Now, here's the absolute honest truth:
I didn't even bother taking the test. Nope.
Just like javeryh, I looked at the results first...
apparently, the world has gone and gotten itself populated with millionaire supergeniuses that all happen to be hung like horses on top of all looking like models.
(Someone had emailed me thier results, giving me a link directly to the list...so I picked a score that I figured could not possibly be reached through the algorithm they are using to generate the scores.)

You see, my original post was going to be the springboard for the joke I used on help1, but I was planning to use Japanese Yen for the exchange rate, and myself as the butt of the joke.

But then help1 came in and was bragging about what his score was.
If anyone actually cares about what my actual score was, I guess I could go take the test and provide the actual link from the site that shows my score. I really doubt anyone is that interested.[/quote]

After reading that, I just put in all the (as far as I can tell) best answers.

You are worth exactly $3,965,190.00
[/quote]



I had a feeling that the scores would reach somewhere around 4 million maximum at the top scores, so the number I put together wasn't actually that far out of line.... so high that it couldn't honestly be achieved, but low enough that it wasn't completely out of line and looked ridiculous.
Of course, help1 came in an got noisy, so it seemed like he'd be the better choice to be the butt of the joke.
 
This teat kinda sucks man...

What if your muscluar? It doesn't have an option to put that, so the dumb thing thinks your fat... :?
 
[quote name='AdultLink']This teat kinda sucks man...[/quote]

Haha. That's a good typo. Almost as good as this one (to put it in context, that's fuck in the context of forget, etc) :

Me: fuck Rashid.
Jon: now fucking shall take place
Jon: no
Jon: CRAPPY TYPO!

As for muscular, Just give yourself a medium build and say you're attractive.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']help1 read his results wrong. His total was given to him in Vietnam Dong.

At the current exchange rate, 3,115,586.00 Vietnam Dong equals $197.25 USD.[/quote]

:rofl: shit man. you know DONG?
 
[quote name='Kayden']$2,135,080.00

More than average...

I wonder how much penis plays a factor. :whistle2:s[/quote]

I'm sure that's not the only thing bringing your price down.
 
You are worth exactly $2,157,580.00


Hey, JSweeney, how come your score isn't at the top of the board?!?

EDIT:
And for all of you wondering about size, I did it a second time with everything the same, except that and the score was the exact same... :?
 
[quote name='MorPhiend']You are worth exactly $2,157,580.00


Hey, JSweeney, how come your score isn't at the top of the board?!?[/quote]

Because it didn't exist. Go back a couple of pages and read up on why... it was the first part of a joke that didn't materialize because help1 made a better target.
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='MorPhiend']You are worth exactly $2,157,580.00


Hey, JSweeney, how come your score isn't at the top of the board?!?[/quote]

Because it didn't exist. Go back a couple of pages and read up on why... it was the first part of a joke that didn't materialize because help1 made a better target.[/quote]

Sorry. I skipped the past two pages. :oops:
 
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