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OK, I've got a...

Halo Mark V flaming avatar helmet code

and a...

crackdown 2 code for avatar prop agency helicopter code

all you have to do to get one of them is to be one of the first two to post something funny that makes me laugh. Whether that's a sentence or a picture. The first one to do this gets to choose which one he wants the second to do this gets the other code that is left. (Please try to be original)

Have fun!!!!!!!!!


(6/9/11) EDIT: OK I'm going to let it go till 6pm tonight.

WINNERS BELOW!!!!

1st place: COLDblood

2nd place: XXII Death IIXX
 
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Oh please try to be original... Didn't read that part. Oh well here it is anyways.
 
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I think the first one is funnier, but this is "game related"

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In for a chance to win a flaming helmet. Would love to win one for my avatar! Thanks for the opportunity! :D

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^^You know its hard out there for a pimp, when your tryin' to get the money for the rent...
Yes sir, pimpin' aint easy, especially when the hoes dont fit in your pimp-mobile.

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And here is a little gem I found:

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...if you actually have no clue who that guy is, it is Ron Jeremy (the infamous porn star) dressed up as Super Mario! ROFL-WTF???!!! I dont know about any of you, but I would be down to see the princess get pounded...she is kinda hot. :p Sorry, but that is just too awesome! :D

I figured this would go with the Ron Jeremy pic pretty well :D:

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ROFL!!! I know some people who would absolutely love a "showstopper." Have fun kids, and remember...play it safe and wear a rubber! :p
 
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
 
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."


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Arrested Development was hilarious!
And if anyone can me what I'm doing wrong with the video then I'd be helpful.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiv1UP-oHvs[/youtube]
 
OK, contest is over and i've sent pm's to the winners I'll post there names on here if they say it's alright. Thanks for all the funny posts!!!!
 
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