45 days of Pepsi Spice

New update from Monday:

Monday, December 06, 2004
Bow Wow gots me covered.
My tongue has started to blister, and my face has broken out in some nasty acne. The Pepsi Spice is making it hard to function in my everyday life. I'm just happy that the diarrhea has turned more into a soft serve ice cream than a vegetable soup. I stopped trying to make coffee with Pepsi Spice, because I think its ruining my coffee maker. The weight continues to add up, and today I spent the majority of the day shopping for new clothes. I started off in Hollywood, but I quickly found out that Hollywood doesn't do my new weight class.. not even John Goodman could find some new pants in Hollywood. I knew this new weight was only going to be temporary..so I guess some cheap disposable clothes would be better anyways.

So I went to Sears.

I bought three pairs of pants for $50. Amazing. I didn't even know Lil Bow Wow had a line of clothing. The pants have secret pockets in them, and on the cardboard advertising that's put on the back of the pocket says: "Need to hide your bones?, Bow Wow gots you covered". Only at Sears.

WEIGHT: 181
Pepsi Holiday Spice Consumed:
46 (12oz cans)
53.5 (2 liters)

Seems like he's seeing some consequences for this stunt, and he's even gained almost 30 pounds in around a month.
 
Here's one for today:

So I have been trying to work out to get rid of these pounds that have been adding on ever since I started this experiment.. Recently my left armpit had been itching like a Phish fan's crotch. We'll after working out today I noticed my left armpit was extremely itchy. It seems my pit pores have been clogged in my left armpit. I'm a sweaty man, if I bend over I start to sweat.. but not one drop from my left side. Has the Pepsi Holiday Spices made its way into my sweat pores?
 
I tried Pepsi Spice yesterday, I liked it a lot... My dad didn't though. Honestly it doesn't taste much more syruppy than regular Pepsi. It's basically Pepsi with the taste of spices. :)
 
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I have no idea WHY this guy is trying to prove what he is, since he's gaining weight and his body is scabbing over.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I have no idea WHY this guy is trying to prove what he is, since he's gaining weight and his body is scabbing over.[/quote]

Don't worry why he's doing it, just enjoy the ride while it lasts.
 
Do you think this guy actually knows Lindsey Lohan? His most recent post makes me think the Pepsi Spice is spicing his brain.
 
You know that the guy is a retard when you read:

[quote name='Stupid Jackhole']I just finished my last 2 liter, and decided to skip the mocaine for health reasons. Mocaine's (which is mushrooms and cocaine grounded together) buzz starts off with a sudden burst of energy, followed by an intense trip.[/quote]

fucking shitcock.
 
[quote name='maxguy56']Do you think this guy actually knows Lindsey Lohan? His most recent post makes me think the Pepsi Spice is spicing his brain.[/quote]

no, i dont think he does.. although the scans look real, im sure its just someone with a high level of knowledge in photoshop... but he did do a very nice job on them!
 
And I just realized this guy is talking about Lindsay Lohan doing the mushroom/cocaine mix. She's so much less attractive now. Now we know why Fez dumped her ass.
 
[quote name='redgopher']And I just realized this guy is talking about Lindsay Lohan doing the mushroom/cocaine mix. She's so much less attractive now. Now we know why Fez dumped her ass.[/quote]

And she let him squeeze her tits.... yeah, okay...
 
[quote name='help1'][quote name='redgopher']And I just realized this guy is talking about Lindsay Lohan doing the mushroom/cocaine mix. She's so much less attractive now. Now we know why Fez dumped her ass.[/quote]

And she let him squeeze her tits.... yeah, okay...[/quote]

A handful of silicon.
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='help1'][quote name='redgopher']And I just realized this guy is talking about Lindsay Lohan doing the mushroom/cocaine mix. She's so much less attractive now. Now we know why Fez dumped her ass.[/quote]

And she let him squeeze her tits.... yeah, okay...[/quote]

A handful of silicon.[/quote] :rofl: So true!
 
[quote name='deathcabforcutie'][quote name='maxguy56']Do you think this guy actually knows Lindsey Lohan? His most recent post makes me think the Pepsi Spice is spicing his brain.[/quote]

no, i dont think he does.. although the scans look real, im sure its just someone with a high level of knowledge in photoshop... but he did do a very nice job on them![/quote]

What teh hell are you talking about? what scans?
 
[quote name='help1'][quote name='deathcabforcutie'][quote name='maxguy56']Do you think this guy actually knows Lindsey Lohan? His most recent post makes me think the Pepsi Spice is spicing his brain.[/quote]

no, i dont think he does.. although the scans look real, im sure its just someone with a high level of knowledge in photoshop... but he did do a very nice job on them![/quote]

What teh hell are you talking about? what scans?[/quote]
Scans of her license a few days ago.
 
I'm afraid to have sex.. I keep thinking that my over caffeinated sperm would blow a hole through the back of the girls head.
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:rofl:

Nice, it's almost as a reference to something that said in Clerks about Superman.
 
New updates:

The party last night was thrown by a friend of a friend.. it was mostly fashion industry people..some real hot models, and an annoying troll by the name of Clay Aiken. Now I never watched American Idol, and really I had no idea who he was till much later into the night. I was watching my friend bowl and wishing I could have a REAL drink instead of the Pepsi Spice I had brought in my man purse, when Clay asked what I was drinking. I explained the "project" to him briefly (like I had to do a thousand times last night) and he squealed in excitement. He was so loud that everyone at the party kept looking over to see what was going on. Clay did not have a indoor voice. I thought he was just another fashion queen trying to get some of my penis, so I tried to ignore him. He was drinking a coke, by choice..and he thought it would be great to explain his hatred of substance abuse of any kind to me.. (Doesn't even drink coffee). He was a total puss. Not only did I think he was a HUGE homo, I would of bet money he was still in the Boy Scouts.

My ignoring eventually worked, but it seemed like he talked for hours. Later I was horrified to see Clay with three insanely hot models, who were all drooling over him. I was in shock.

"Hey Pepsi guy!" he shouted to me as he noticed my look of horror.

Yeah, thats right.. I bit my lip and walked over. I sacrificed being annoyed, for a chance to get some hot model chick ass. Just my luck, as soon as I joined Clay's group, the chicks walked away thanking for autographs. That's when I found out who he was.

What I learned about Clay the rest of the evening:

Clay winks alot when he talks.

Clay sniffs alot like he's on cocaine, mocaine, or male-ass-cane.

My Gaydar went off so much that I'm sure I could talk a few red states into attacking Clay.

Clay isn't afraid to cry, he cried twice last night.

Clay couldn't bowl, he said his ball was too heavy. It was a 7 pound ball.

Clay was asked to sing for everyone, but he didn't. When he cried, it "affected his voice for the evening".

I'm almost 100% sure Clay had fake eyelashes on. Seriously.

His ears move when he talks, like how Kermit the Frog swallows.

P R O J E C T U P D A T E

Health wise, im doing "ok".. My armpit is still itching really bad, and im still not having solid shits. The red pee has returned, but its not every time.

WEIGHT: 186
Pepsi Holiday Spice Consumed:
72 (12oz cans)
68 (2 liters)
 
[quote name='Tom'][quote name='help1'][quote name='deathcabforcutie'][quote name='maxguy56']Do you think this guy actually knows Lindsey Lohan? His most recent post makes me think the Pepsi Spice is spicing his brain.[/quote]

no, i dont think he does.. although the scans look real, im sure its just someone with a high level of knowledge in photoshop... but he did do a very nice job on them![/quote]

What teh hell are you talking about? what scans?[/quote]
Scans of her license a few days ago.[/quote]

Do you have a link? I can't find it
 
I finally did something I should have earlier. I googled "Lindsey Lohan drivers license" and got a bunch of other websites. He quite obviously found these somewhere else first cause they are the exact same pictures. I can't believe I even thought that they might be real...

The other thing that tips you off a little is that he says they were going to take a picture but decided to scan the license instead. The only problem is that it takes one quick look on the home page to see that he uses his camera phone all the time, why wouldn't he use the camera phone to take a picture real quick if she was there?
 
'Twas the night before Christmas, and I'm on the Spice
My ass is blowing out lunch, Garlic Chicken and Rice;
My gums and teeth stained red and sore..
Clay Aikin's a fag, Lindsay Lohan's got nice tits.

The Pepsi Spice, the nastiest of drinks..
Combining, market research, spice and synthetic ink.
My mamma wont stop donating all her money to god,
While my brother puts Listerine Strips on snails, puppies and frogs.


I have gained so much weight, getting fatter and fatter..
I hate those "UGG" boots chicks always wear I want to fucking murder anyone that wears them!!! Ladder.
Away to the store, to get some more pop..
The Pepsi Corporation and their spectacular holiday flop.

Merry Christmas to all.. except the Jews, and ugly people.
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:rofl:
 
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