[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='epobirs'][quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='epobirs']Without slogging through this entire thread, since I came in late, has it been determined who is the Official CAG PRE Whore? And does she live close enough to me to offer her practical training in her chosen major?[/quote]
Dude, she's a guy. Sorry you got your hopes up.

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You really need to work on that reading comprehension. You just claimed to know the gender of a hypothetical person already identified as female to be otherwise. Or was the pun too subtle?[/quote]
I think you really try to hard, honestly your sarcasm is way to indepth to be taken as such from those who can only read your words not your thoughts. I don't suppose your an english major by chance?[/quote]
Please, I work for a living. Actually, I'm a high school drop-out with a GED. I just happen to have a functional command of written English. Trying to decipher what you just wrote makes me want to print out the page, just so I can take a red pen to it. The way that last sentence is structured suggests I entered the LVU English Department after a session at a slot machine.
Seriously, how difficult is it to perceive the multiple definitions of the word 'post' and its opposite as a prefix? I think most of the audience here got it on the first reading.
And with that said, he left in a huff, as there were no cabs available.