A hot blond girl at GS who isn't a moron? Say it ain't so!
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IAmTheCheapestGamer
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[quote name='ITDEFX']I nominate this thread for "Thread of the Year" with "Crowbar" being the new cag internet term for getting a stiffy. 
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And I nominate this thread for 'Most Misleading Thread Title Of The Year', along with the 'Most Sexist Thread Of The Year'.
Way to show that we stereotypical hermit gamers get a stiffy from the least bit of female interaction.
[/quote]And I nominate this thread for 'Most Misleading Thread Title Of The Year', along with the 'Most Sexist Thread Of The Year'.
Way to show that we stereotypical hermit gamers get a stiffy from the least bit of female interaction.
newscientist2000
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Well to be fair I can understand where the poster is comming from, I like women they're attractive and entertaining. If your lucky they will like you.
However to start a thread, and not get a picture/location of the girl is just disappointing.
Still if she is that hot go back to the store and ask her out on a date, or at least a photo... sure you may get banned from GS but at least you'll have tried. Even if she hates you for thinking with your Crowbar, ...deep down all women like a compliment and you will have brightened up her day.
OP you should change your username to Crowbar.
However to start a thread, and not get a picture/location of the girl is just disappointing.
Still if she is that hot go back to the store and ask her out on a date, or at least a photo... sure you may get banned from GS but at least you'll have tried. Even if she hates you for thinking with your Crowbar, ...deep down all women like a compliment and you will have brightened up her day.
OP you should change your username to Crowbar.
lets look at it from the Gamestop's Chick Point of View shall we?
She talks to her friends and fellow co-workers.
GS Chick: I sold this dork some games and accessories today and he was looking at me all funny.
Friend: Did you give him a Stiffy?
GS Chick: Actually, I gave him a CROWBAR!
Friend and GS Chick: LOLZ!!!!!
OP Give it up, you have NO CHANCE that the girl is going to go out with you.
She is probably being hit on by her fellow co-workers. As a matter of fact last summer when I just got my edge card and browsing around.. I overheard a customer and the gamestop employee talking about getting a job at the customers work (I think it was at a near by target that was hiring) and she was complaining that she wasn't getting enough pay and that she was getting annoyed by being flirted with by the guys at work in such a small work environment.
She talks to her friends and fellow co-workers.
GS Chick: I sold this dork some games and accessories today and he was looking at me all funny.
Friend: Did you give him a Stiffy?
GS Chick: Actually, I gave him a CROWBAR!
Friend and GS Chick: LOLZ!!!!!
OP Give it up, you have NO CHANCE that the girl is going to go out with you.
She is probably being hit on by her fellow co-workers. As a matter of fact last summer when I just got my edge card and browsing around.. I overheard a customer and the gamestop employee talking about getting a job at the customers work (I think it was at a near by target that was hiring) and she was complaining that she wasn't getting enough pay and that she was getting annoyed by being flirted with by the guys at work in such a small work environment.
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[quote name='Chuplayer']So I went to Gamestop earlier today, and I got myself Half-Life for the PS2. I know the PS2 version sucks, but what sucks worse is that my computer from 2000 can't run the PC version of Half-Life which is a 1998 game only because they screwed the game up with Steam. At least I was pleasantly surprised to find that the PS2 version supports mouse and keyboard.
So, I took the case up to the girl, and I got a crowbar because she was smokin' hot. But since I figured she would be as dumb as her hair color implied, my crowbar turned into a Twizzler. So, she dug the game out of the drawer. What got my Twizzler going back to a crowbar first was how she took the disc out of the sleeve. She did it the right way. She didn't put her fingers on the data side. Then her general hotness started getting me crowbarish again. She asked me if I had an Edge card, to which I replied, "Yes." Finally, she didn't ask for ID. That gave me such a crowbar. Here I am, buying an M rated game, cleanly shaven today, and she doesn't ask me for my ID. The other guy who's usually there asks me for my ID, but she didn't. I wanted her so bad by that point.
But then she did something extraordinary. She offered to reprint the sticker for my Edge card. I've heard so often how people here have problems getting cashiers to reprint their Edge card stickers, and here's this hot chick offering to reprint my sticker. I had a crowbar all the way home.
It took longer for Gordon Freeman to get his crowbar than it took for me to get mine. I called him a girly-man until he got that long metal rod in his hands. Then I laughed at him for holding his crowbar in his hands and beating people with it. He was beating off alien monsters in public. Even the security guards didn't seem to mind.
But seriously, she was hot, she wasn't stupid, she didn't ask for ID, and I would've
ed her so hard.[/quote]
You suck at life. You honestly need to get laid. (This coming from a virgin.)
So, I took the case up to the girl, and I got a crowbar because she was smokin' hot. But since I figured she would be as dumb as her hair color implied, my crowbar turned into a Twizzler. So, she dug the game out of the drawer. What got my Twizzler going back to a crowbar first was how she took the disc out of the sleeve. She did it the right way. She didn't put her fingers on the data side. Then her general hotness started getting me crowbarish again. She asked me if I had an Edge card, to which I replied, "Yes." Finally, she didn't ask for ID. That gave me such a crowbar. Here I am, buying an M rated game, cleanly shaven today, and she doesn't ask me for my ID. The other guy who's usually there asks me for my ID, but she didn't. I wanted her so bad by that point.
But then she did something extraordinary. She offered to reprint the sticker for my Edge card. I've heard so often how people here have problems getting cashiers to reprint their Edge card stickers, and here's this hot chick offering to reprint my sticker. I had a crowbar all the way home.
It took longer for Gordon Freeman to get his crowbar than it took for me to get mine. I called him a girly-man until he got that long metal rod in his hands. Then I laughed at him for holding his crowbar in his hands and beating people with it. He was beating off alien monsters in public. Even the security guards didn't seem to mind.
But seriously, she was hot, she wasn't stupid, she didn't ask for ID, and I would've
ed her so hard.[/quote]You suck at life. You honestly need to get laid. (This coming from a virgin.)
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LOL this OP is in the line-up to the Internet dork of the year award... I fyou get a chubby from normal every day interaction you must not get out to much...
This story is kind of funny though seeing the Gamestop I go to has two girls that work there and one guy that should of been a girl at birth lol.. Well one of the girls is a
# and nothing to look at and the other one is short and not so bad but she had the reddish purple looking dyed hair, well last time I was in there and was buying some RPG's she was not the one taking my payment but she was just looking at a GI mag and asked me " Wow you like RPG's" lol and said yeah and the one guy in there said yeah he comes in all the time and snags up the good ones on me...
So long story short since then every time I come in there she goes out of the way to talk to me and even puts ones off to the side that get traded in to see if I want first dibs before they hit the rack. Needless to say this is a ghetto location so even if they do hit the racks they are not going anywhere besides if I buy them or the GS employee's get them..
She is my little buddy there now but I could never mess around with a RPG nut like myself lol would never get to play them on my own..
Nice thing is though she hooks me up with demos and all the promo or pre-order crap they have laying around so maybe one day I could cut her a break and show her the towel trick...
This story is kind of funny though seeing the Gamestop I go to has two girls that work there and one guy that should of been a girl at birth lol.. Well one of the girls is a
# and nothing to look at and the other one is short and not so bad but she had the reddish purple looking dyed hair, well last time I was in there and was buying some RPG's she was not the one taking my payment but she was just looking at a GI mag and asked me " Wow you like RPG's" lol and said yeah and the one guy in there said yeah he comes in all the time and snags up the good ones on me...So long story short since then every time I come in there she goes out of the way to talk to me and even puts ones off to the side that get traded in to see if I want first dibs before they hit the rack. Needless to say this is a ghetto location so even if they do hit the racks they are not going anywhere besides if I buy them or the GS employee's get them..
She is my little buddy there now but I could never mess around with a RPG nut like myself lol would never get to play them on my own..
Nice thing is though she hooks me up with demos and all the promo or pre-order crap they have laying around so maybe one day I could cut her a break and show her the towel trick...
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So, they're letting girls get jobs now? Huh.
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[quote name='MillerTime2523']lets just say that this topic is coming from the same guy who flipped out that they changed a song in castlevania SOTN with a patch...[/QUOTE]
And you're Chad Warden. Your opinion don't count for shit.
"THE PS3'S GOT ALL THE GAMES! YOU AIN'T GONNA GET NO PUSSY WITH NO WII! ALL DA HONEYS LINE UP WHEN THEY SEE MY PS3 IN THE BACK OF MY PUSSYMOBILE!"
That's you.
And you're Chad Warden. Your opinion don't count for shit.
"THE PS3'S GOT ALL THE GAMES! YOU AIN'T GONNA GET NO PUSSY WITH NO WII! ALL DA HONEYS LINE UP WHEN THEY SEE MY PS3 IN THE BACK OF MY PUSSYMOBILE!"
That's you.
monkeydeew
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i'm with the op, yay for hot girls. its sad to see so many people thread-crap on him. i thought that was against the ToS
[quote name='monkeydeew']i'm with the op, yay for hot girls. its sad to see so many people thread-crap on him. i thought that was against the ToS[/QUOTE]
See, that's the thing--without a pic we have no idea if she's really hot, or just looks like that pic someone posted!!
My guess is the pic is actually closer to the truth...
See, that's the thing--without a pic we have no idea if she's really hot, or just looks like that pic someone posted!!
My guess is the pic is actually closer to the truth...
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[quote name='InuFaye']Is anyone else kinda scared to think about what the OP might have done if he went into a hooters or a Victorias Secret? [/quote]
His pants would probably explode with that raging crowbar.
His pants would probably explode with that raging crowbar.
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[quote name='ITDEFX']no no, he needs to MASTERBAIT MORE!!! Spank that Crowbar!! SPANK IT HARD![/quote]
No, masturbation is for when it happens privately. When you post it on a forum for 14 year olds you see, I'm afraid masturbation probably won't do it. :lol:
No, masturbation is for when it happens privately. When you post it on a forum for 14 year olds you see, I'm afraid masturbation probably won't do it. :lol:
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oh btw
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[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']LOL Another fan of the Aqua Teens huh? My favorite episode of ALL TIME has to be 'Gee Whiz'. The one with Ted Nugent in it.
Second favorite has to be Wong Burger, which was just SO wrong on SO MANY LEVELS.
And you know, even though I'm probably one of the biggest cheapasses on here, I actually went out and splurged on the ATHF movie the FIRST DAY it was out.
So yeah, I guess you could say I'm a fan. It's a good show, as long as you don't try to understand all the randomness, which I know my one friend tried and she was like 'wtf is this crap'.
Are you getting the Aqua Teen Pro-Am golf game when it comes out?
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/data/938725.html (10-29-07)[/quote]
I don't remember Gee Whiz off the top of my head (though it triggers the thought of spicy chicken wings in my mind...), but Wong Burger was hilarious. And disturbing. Though my favorite is probably Ezekiel. Something about a big Shake yelling at a small Shake tickles me.
And I haven't seen the movie yet. Keeping my eyes peeled for the DVD though. I'll probably pick it this weekend since I have a 10% off coupon for Best Buy. And I didn't know they were making a game! I gotta keep that in mind. CLear a space in my gaming budget.
[quote name='ITDEFX']lets look at it from the Gamestop's Chick Point of View shall we?
She talks to her friends and fellow co-workers.
GS Chick: I sold this dork some games and accessories today and he was looking at me all funny.
Friend: Did you give him a Stiffy?
GS Chick: Actually, I gave him a CROWBAR!
Friend and GS Chick: LOLZ!!!!![/quote]
XD I seriously LOL'd at that. Now everyone in my house thinks I'm crazy....
Second favorite has to be Wong Burger, which was just SO wrong on SO MANY LEVELS.
And you know, even though I'm probably one of the biggest cheapasses on here, I actually went out and splurged on the ATHF movie the FIRST DAY it was out.
So yeah, I guess you could say I'm a fan. It's a good show, as long as you don't try to understand all the randomness, which I know my one friend tried and she was like 'wtf is this crap'.
Are you getting the Aqua Teen Pro-Am golf game when it comes out?
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/data/938725.html (10-29-07)[/quote]
I don't remember Gee Whiz off the top of my head (though it triggers the thought of spicy chicken wings in my mind...), but Wong Burger was hilarious. And disturbing. Though my favorite is probably Ezekiel. Something about a big Shake yelling at a small Shake tickles me.
And I haven't seen the movie yet. Keeping my eyes peeled for the DVD though. I'll probably pick it this weekend since I have a 10% off coupon for Best Buy. And I didn't know they were making a game! I gotta keep that in mind. CLear a space in my gaming budget.
[quote name='ITDEFX']lets look at it from the Gamestop's Chick Point of View shall we?
She talks to her friends and fellow co-workers.
GS Chick: I sold this dork some games and accessories today and he was looking at me all funny.
Friend: Did you give him a Stiffy?
GS Chick: Actually, I gave him a CROWBAR!
Friend and GS Chick: LOLZ!!!!![/quote]
XD I seriously LOL'd at that. Now everyone in my house thinks I'm crazy....
IAmTheCheapestGamer
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[quote name='Chronis']I don't remember Gee Whiz off the top of my head (though it triggers the thought of spicy chicken wings in my mind...), but Wong Burger was hilarious. And disturbing. Though my favorite is probably Ezekiel. Something about a big Shake yelling at a small Shake tickles me.
And I haven't seen the movie yet. Keeping my eyes peeled for the DVD though. I'll probably pick it this weekend since I have a 10% off coupon for Best Buy. And I didn't know they were making a game! I gotta keep that in mind. CLear a space in my gaming budget.
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Gee Whiz was the episode with Ted Nugent, where Meatwad thinks he's pregnant, but is actually infested with spider eggs. The one with uhhh what's his name, George Lowe(voice of space ghost) as the announcer who keeps telling you what is incorrect and proceeds to shoot a nuns head off about 5-10 mins in.
And every time they curse or go to curse, they put a huge red X over the entire character and play some sort of sound effect.
Here's a clip with Meatwad saying how hard is it to remember ice cream. I used to have a link to the whole ep on another site, but the owner of the site deemed it private now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48F5UOYOucE
And I haven't seen the movie yet. Keeping my eyes peeled for the DVD though. I'll probably pick it this weekend since I have a 10% off coupon for Best Buy. And I didn't know they were making a game! I gotta keep that in mind. CLear a space in my gaming budget.
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Gee Whiz was the episode with Ted Nugent, where Meatwad thinks he's pregnant, but is actually infested with spider eggs. The one with uhhh what's his name, George Lowe(voice of space ghost) as the announcer who keeps telling you what is incorrect and proceeds to shoot a nuns head off about 5-10 mins in.
And every time they curse or go to curse, they put a huge red X over the entire character and play some sort of sound effect.
Here's a clip with Meatwad saying how hard is it to remember ice cream. I used to have a link to the whole ep on another site, but the owner of the site deemed it private now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48F5UOYOucE
The best one is the episode with Ol' Drippy.
And I thought other then Mastodon the movie, pretty much sucked. This is a long time fan, I have one the original mooninites shirts that they only sold for 24 hours about 4 years ago.
But anyway the first page of this thread I was laughing.
And I thought other then Mastodon the movie, pretty much sucked. This is a long time fan, I have one the original mooninites shirts that they only sold for 24 hours about 4 years ago.
But anyway the first page of this thread I was laughing.
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']Gee Whiz was the episode with Ted Nugent, where Meatwad thinks he's pregnant, but is actually infested with spider eggs. The one with uhhh what's his name, George Lowe(voice of space ghost) as the announcer who keeps telling you what is incorrect and proceeds to shoot a nuns head off about 5-10 mins in.
And every time they curse or go to curse, they put a huge red X over the entire character and play some sort of sound effect.
Here's a clip with Meatwad saying how hard is it to remember ice cream. I used to have a link to the whole ep on another site, but the owner of the site deemed it private now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48F5UOYOucE[/quote]
Oh yeah! I remember that one. I just haven't seen it in.... forever. @_@
And every time they curse or go to curse, they put a huge red X over the entire character and play some sort of sound effect.
Here's a clip with Meatwad saying how hard is it to remember ice cream. I used to have a link to the whole ep on another site, but the owner of the site deemed it private now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48F5UOYOucE[/quote]
Oh yeah! I remember that one. I just haven't seen it in.... forever. @_@
[quote name='Chuplayer']But seriously, she was hot, she wasn't stupid, she didn't ask for ID, and I would've ed her so hard.[/quote]
http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/ ??
ed her so hard.[/quote]http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/ ??
IAmTheCheapestGamer
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha That was CLASSIC, Scorch. Thanks for the laugh.
Rather interesting... I went to 6 different GS looking for damn 3 psp games. 4 of those stores had females working there. One was too old, the next one was too young and the 2 others were well... "not my type". So yeah... No Crowbar.
I'd say they were just as competent as the male workers or more. Which isn't saying much I suppose.
I'd say they were just as competent as the male workers or more. Which isn't saying much I suppose.
immediately go back to the store and take a picture of the the girl that gave you the "crowbar"
write crowbar on a sheet of paper in bold, make sure it is visible, and have her hold it up then take a pix.
post up and let us see. there will be lots of
ing
Might make this better thread better.
write crowbar on a sheet of paper in bold, make sure it is visible, and have her hold it up then take a pix.
post up and let us see. there will be lots of
ingMight make this better thread better.
[quote name='Scorch']http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/ ??[/quote]
That kid is like 20 by now. and most prolly dead.
That kid is like 20 by now. and most prolly dead.
this thread made my sides hurt with joy the way it was so awkward yet he stuck with it he kept going on about the 'crowbar' good times.
I take it that if she would have let him stack his card ontop of another deal and got him an unopend copy of the game we would have heard more. Perhaps his crowbar got stuck in the glitter coverd magazine rack and he spills his milkshake on her label coverd hands.
I take it that if she would have let him stack his card ontop of another deal and got him an unopend copy of the game we would have heard more. Perhaps his crowbar got stuck in the glitter coverd magazine rack and he spills his milkshake on her label coverd hands.
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Ive worked at gamestop for over 2 years now, only part time on saturdays now since i got a really good paying job, i just enjoy working there and my boss is amazing. I'm not blonde, but it was just funny to watch the guys come in and walk right past me with their questions and take them to one of the guys. Or when a guy would come in and ask to talk to a manager, only to find out that our manager is a 23 year old female. Most guys just assume that girls dont know anything about games or arent gamers, etc. and it makes me mad.
and on top of all of that, instead of asking me actual intelligent questions about anything game related, theyd just all hit on me or ask me stupid questions. silly boys.
and on top of all of that, instead of asking me actual intelligent questions about anything game related, theyd just all hit on me or ask me stupid questions. silly boys.
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No need to have a vote for 2007 thread of the year... This one takes it hands down!!!!
"Is she Bangin'?"
"I like having sex".
"Is she Bangin'?"
"I like having sex".
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I decided to make something for this situation
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[quote name='Unickuta']Is this the picture of the "girl" the OP was talking about?[/quote] No this is her
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[quote name='life.exe']This thread got really sick, really fast.[/quote]
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[quote name='chakan']I don't know which is more disturbing, MoD's pics, or that he had ready access to them.[/quote]
If you want to remvoe them I will, but I just went to the best place. Google, BTW i'm trying to kill this thread, nothing is going on in it anyway. And I like that you address me as MoD not masterofdarkenss
If you want to remvoe them I will, but I just went to the best place. Google, BTW i'm trying to kill this thread, nothing is going on in it anyway. And I like that you address me as MoD not masterofdarkenss
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[quote name='chakan']No, I don't want you to take it down. I was just giving you a hard time about your personal picture collection.
Google, right.
I kid, I kid.[/quote]
for the fat girl go to http://www.google.com/ then images "fat girl"
for the guy go to http://www.google.com/ then images "beefcake"
the only reason it was beefcake, was because a year ago i was doing a joke because this kid was called a beefcake and i searched it on google and found that crap.
Google, right.
I kid, I kid.[/quote]
for the fat girl go to http://www.google.com/ then images "fat girl"
for the guy go to http://www.google.com/ then images "beefcake"
the only reason it was beefcake, was because a year ago i was doing a joke because this kid was called a beefcake and i searched it on google and found that crap.
LOL, I totally believed you the first time. I was just giving you shit. The photoshop job on the girl was genius.
Sorry my sarcasm doesn't translate well on the interwebs.
Thanks, really, for livening up this sad thread, MoD.
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The first search you suggest WILL scar your retinas BTW
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OH GOD! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
the second search is meatspin worthy
Sorry my sarcasm doesn't translate well on the interwebs.
Thanks, really, for livening up this sad thread, MoD.
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The first search you suggest WILL scar your retinas BTW
*2nd EDIT
OH GOD! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
the second search is meatspin worthy
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Game Stop here has a cute blond that works there. I wouldn't say she is hot but she isn't bad looking. He voice makes her sound dumb but is not as bad as your normal dumb blond voice so to say. When talking to her she doesn't not seem to be as dumb as one would think. Thing is I think she is married.
bread's done