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[quote name='DT778']playboy and fhm etc. are using so much photoshop they make the chicks looks like they are stright up computer generated.

edit: well fhm and maxim, havent read a playboy in a long time but im sure they use the most.[/quote]

Check out the FHM spreads of Geri Ryan. It looked like a cartoon/CG animation of her.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Check out the FHM spreads of Geri Ryan. It looked like a cartoon/CG animation of her.[/quote]yup. thats the one that looks hella cg.
 
[quote name='Apossum']yeah.

the c-section scar squashed whatever was left of my desire to see her nude.[/QUOTE]
I was looking at the pictures right now, thinking "These aren't too bad. That vagina looks pretty good to me."

Than I saw the c-section picture...blah :puke:
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']you can make a marshmallow gun for under 5 bucks with pvc pipe.[/QUOTE]In how much time? My time is worth roughly a million dollars an hour to me, so I don't think your DYI method is cost effective.
 
[quote name='jmcc']In how much time? My time is worth roughly a million dollars an hour to me, so I don't think your DYI method is cost effective.[/QUOTE]

well not including buying the pipes, id say it would probably take about 10-20 minutes.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Nice.

That could be put on a CAG Secret Santa Wishlist, probably. ;)[/QUOTE]The large one is the real prize, though. It's the ultimate assassination weapon. It would look like a choking death.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']well not including buying the pipes, id say it would probably take about 10-20 minutes.[/quote]

If that. Besides, it's fun to create your own weapon. :3
 
On the other hand that picture is not funny at all. Imagine if that was your children.

So what if a couple of Baby ducklings falls down storm drain. In China they eat baby ducklings out of the eggs while they are still developing.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That would be me. Where is your head these days? :roll: :lol:[/quote]
Are you seriously looking for another job? To be honest, I didn't have you in mind when I typed that. And here I thought I knew everything about you.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Are you seriously looking for another job? To be honest, I didn't have you in mind when I typed that. And here I thought I knew everything about you.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I am. I'm not getting any hours right now, so I really need to find something else. I haven't gotten a check since November 1st. Of course, that one was for about $1100 (after taxes), and I only worked 24 hours those two weeks. :cool: :lol:

It's gonna suck having to work a shitty $8-9/hr job. :cry:
 
[quote name='RegalSin2020']On the other hand that picture is not funny at all. Imagine if that was your children.

So what if a couple of Baby ducklings falls down storm drain. In China they eat baby ducklings out of the eggs while they are still developing.[/quote]

:rofl:

Never stop posting, you crazy motherfucker.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah, I am. I'm not getting any hours right now, so I really need to find something else. I haven't gotten a check since November 1st. Of course, that one was for about $1100 (after taxes), and I only worked 24 hours those two weeks. :cool: :lol:

It's gonna suck having to work a shitty $8-9/hr job. :cry:[/quote]

... $8-9 is shitty? Get the hell out. :cry:
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']:rofl: c'mon it's all he has...[/QUOTE]

All joking aside Zen the only thing about my life that isn't working out well is my love life but I'm not that worried about it. I got my family and friends still along with my TV shows, music, my huge DVD library, sanity, KFC Ceaser Roasted Chicken Salad with Lite Ranch Dressing, CAG, Nintendo DS Lite, eventually a Wii, my online friends too, and even my job which while yes its not the greatest in the world... well.... I've been in far worse jobs in my life.

Best job I had prior to CC is actually being one of the intern janitors at my high school during my senior year. I got to "work" three hours a day - which was in essence 30 minutes of actual work and then 2.5 hours of internet surfing for $9 an hour.

The worst job would be my brief three month stint working at a local movie theater. Shit minimum wage pay, far too much work involved, and really no incentive. Yeah I know its a job and I shouldn't bitch too much but I was not happy.

Between all that and the two thrift stores I work at I've had a decent amount of retail experience. Someday I do plan on finally getting away from this rut known as retail but for now... well..... better than no work eh. ;)

Changing the subject a bit I'm actually psyched as hell to get Demolition Radio off the ground as I've had the conceptual ideas in my head for the past few years. Its been more of a matter of timing and when I felt good and ready to act on it. Compared to my previous short lived internet radio show (Millennium Times Radio) I have a clear vision on what DMR is about and what direction I'm going to go with it. I have a feeling a number of folks around here will enjoy what I have to say as well and I hope what I do say will make you think a bit as well.

In either case this post went on a bit longer than I planned on but I felt like rambling a bit today. :D
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']All joking aside Zen the only thing about my life that isn't working out well is my love life[/quote]

Wouldn't having someone important to you be more valuable than material things like videogames and fake wrestling?

Changing the subject a bit I'm actually psyched as hell to get Demolition Radio off the ground as I've had the conceptual ideas in my head for the past few years. Its been more of a matter of timing and when I felt good and ready to act on it. Compared to my previous short lived internet radio show (Millennium Times Radio) I have a clear vision on what DMR is about and what direction I'm going to go with it. I have a feeling a number of folks around here will enjoy what I have to say as well and I hope what I do say will make you think a bit as well.
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What format is it? Because honestly I think the specialty radio thing is much too saturated right now to really bring anything fresh to the table. If you're into ranting, there's 2Gryphon, Dan Tensor and Rant Radio; if you're into comedy there's Howard Stern; if you want videogames there's CAGCast and Major Nelson. Everyone and their dead aunt has a randio station that caters to their interests already, so what do you have to bring to the table?

Don't mean to sound confrontational, but I am interested to see what you'll be doing differently than everyone else.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Stuff :D[/quote]

Clones!

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[quote name='Maklershed']My first get?[/quote]

sorry. GET's are the first post on a page, when there are 50 posts per page. so, it would be 1, 51, 101, 151 (good number), 201, etc.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']sorry. GET's are the first post on a page, when there are 50 posts per page. so, it would be 1, 51, 101, 151 (good number), 201, etc.[/quote]

Ahh, the world according to Tiph.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Why must "Stop" kick my ass so?

30% on hard is just ridiculous.[/QUOTE] I feel your pain. :cry:

I haven't played in a few days actually. Maybe I should give it another shot. :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I feel your pain. :cry:

I haven't played in a few days actually. Maybe I should give it another shot. :whistle2:k[/quote]
I can get about 80% of the notes on almost normal speed in practice on the riffs that kick my ass. Just not at full speed. Was stuck at 19%... so I suppose I'm getting better.
 
[quote name='6669']Because I'm tired of being young, [/quote]

well now that's a great reason to have a kid, if i've ever heard one. i should've thought of that myself when i was 17. OBVIOUSLY you turn instantly old by having a kid. well thought out plan there. with that logic, maybe if an old person shoves a baby BACK INTO THEM it will make them young again. let's find out. Shrike?
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']well now that's a great reason to have a kid, if i've ever heard one. i should've thought of that myself when i was 17. OBVIOUSLY you turn instantly old by having a kid. well thought out plan there. with that logic, maybe if an old person shoves a baby BACK INTO THEM it will make them young again. let's find out. Shrike?[/quote]
Huh? Did someone call me for something? :whistle2:s :oldman:
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']They lookalike, eh? :)[/quote]

Man, throw DLF and the Star Wars kid in there and you're set. :(
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Huh? Did someone call me for something? :whistle2:s :oldman:[/QUOTE]

Someone is seeking your a sage-like knowledge on bearing children at 19.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']well now that's a great reason to have a kid, if i've ever heard one. i should've thought of that myself when i was 17. OBVIOUSLY you turn instantly old by having a kid. well thought out plan there. with that logic, maybe if an old person shoves a baby BACK INTO THEM it will make them young again. let's find out. Shrike?[/QUOTE]

...wow.
 
[quote name='Mike23']Someone is seeking your a sage-like knowledge on bearing children at 19.[/quote]Damn, people should know better than putting me on the pedistal as a sage. Sheesh.

Though, if someone wants to have kids at 19, then it's their choice. IMHO, it's a huge mistake, though that's just me.

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']I believe Xchika was asking if you'd like to volunteer for her experiment. Get some of that youth back, potentially. :whistle2:#[/quote] Nah. I don't want any of it back. Too many mistakes made back then.

Oh, and this would be a GET. :D Damn horses.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well the pay is decent, it's just the dealing with customers that sucks. :lol:[/quote] Pay isn't bad. Plus time and a half on Sundays and holidays makes it a little better. And customers are the best/worst thing about retail. Where in particular are you looking?

[quote name='shrike4242']
Oh, and this would be a GET. :D Damn horses.[/quote]
I thought we were going by the 50 scale for the GETs.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Pay isn't bad. Plus time and a half on Sundays and holidays makes it a little better. And customers are the best/worst thing about retail. Where in particular are you looking?[/QUOTE] Anywhere, really. Best buy, because I have a friend who works there and at the very least he'd split his bonus with me. :lol: Costco is also a possiblilty, though I've never even been there. I might try some bookstores, too. And if all else fails, I'll go back to pride cleaners. I have 3 years of experience there (in two large chunks) and I'm sure I'd have no problem getting hired. I could even be a manager if I wasn't taking classes next semester. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']I thought we were going by the 50 scale for the GETs.[/quote]

::channeling Cartman::

Whateva. He does what he wants. He runs with 10 gangs. He digitally re-inserted Jabba the Hut into the original Star Wars.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']well now that's a great reason to have a kid, if i've ever heard one. i should've thought of that myself when i was 17. OBVIOUSLY you turn instantly old by having a kid. well thought out plan there. with that logic, maybe if an old person shoves a baby BACK INTO THEM it will make them young again. let's find out. Shrike?[/QUOTE]


I've tried that before it doesn't work.
 
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