[quote name='jaykrue']If I'm at home, I have a small pitcher conveniently next to my sink filled with water to wash my ass then wipe with tp. If I'm not at home, wipe till no skidmarks and then shower when I get home. While true that no one will probably be lookin' at my asshole anytime soon, being clean means my ass doesn't itch, girls givin' more frequent blowjobs/rim jobs (don't knock it till you try it), no skidmarks on my underwear, and I'll probably never get any snickering remarks from the proctologist when I get older while they're playing with my prostate.[/quote]
Ass itches are probably more about the surface you're sitting on, sweat, what underwear and pants you're wearing, weather and other non-poop issues.