I wonder if somewhere, someone decided to run a sales report. "Hey, remember that welcome code that we had active for a month, what, two years back? I wonder how many sales that lead to."
"'For a month'?"
"Yeah, it was a promo to test the coupon system. We had it up for a while, then shut it off. A pilot project, I suppose."
"Oh."
"What do you mean 'Oh'?"
"Well, according to the computer, it was never really shut off. It's been active for the past two years. I guess no one checked on it."
"What? Has it been used?"
"Sorta. You see, this was also before we coded in the 'one use per shipping address rule'. Let me run a report to see just how many dollars in discounts we've given out with this thing. {clickity query click}."
The sound that follows could best be described as a "Corporate jawplotz".