When it comes to masturbation and duplicate posts, all extra lives of said kitten are forfeit. Go straight to death, do not pass the Litter Box. Further more if the rate of duplicate posts keeps up all kittens will be subject to fenestration of extreme height as method of execution, so even if the little tykes land feet-first, destruction will be assured.
My wife saw this and wanted me to make sure I said I wasn't serious about this. Damn woman and her social media inhibitors overriding my good (bad) common sense.