American PsychOTT

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[quote name='beerguy961']Hey, I speak the truth, and only the truth![/QUOTE]

My programming will not allow me to act against a fellow CAG...

[quote name='CheapyD']
Beerguy, you're banned!
[/QUOTE]


Thank you...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Hey, I speak the truth, and only the truth![/QUOTE]
Put down your keyboard. You have 20 seconds to comply.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']"Yeah, Im not sure how Im going to unring that bell."[/QUOTE]

That was absolutely hilarious on that episode. "Well I used my hand on a guy..."
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']That was absolutely hilarious on that episode. "Well I used my hand on a guy..."[/QUOTE]
I still think if a chick was my ex for SEVEN months that her just handjobbing a guy is damn near miraculous. Dont really see the whole "omg you slut" type angle.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']That was absolutely hilarious on that episode. "Well I used my hand on a guy..."[/QUOTE]
I quoted it earlier, but it's worth repeating:

"Well...people are funny. When I was really into golf, Tess used to bug me about takin' her to Colonial Williamsburg. After she left me, did she go? No. She went to Ozzfest and churned some guy's butter."
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I quoted it earlier, but it's worth repeating:

"Well...people are funny. When I was really into golf, Tess used to bug me about takin' her to Colonial Williamsburg. After she left me, did she go? No. She went to Ozzfest and churned some guy's butter."[/QUOTE]
Hence me revisiting it so that others would recognize your greatness. ;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']I still think if a chick was my ex for SEVEN months that her just handjobbing a guy is damn near miraculous. Dont really see the whole "omg you slut" type angle.[/QUOTE]

My ex has slept with at least 4 guys in the time since we broke up and we've been broken up about the same amount of time...

Can I call her a slut?

Edit- Wait, why am I asking permission, I already call her a slut anyway?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']My ex has slept with at least 4 guys in the time since we broke up and we've been broken up about the same amount of time...

Can I call her a slut?

Edit- Wait, why am I asking permission, I already call her a slut anyway?[/QUOTE]
Not to sound unsympathetic but, who cares?

Oh wait, I AM unsympathetic. So I guess I sound like that anyway. ;-)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I quoted it earlier, but it's worth repeating:

"Well...people are funny. When I was really into golf, Tess used to bug me about takin' her to Colonial Williamsburg. After she left me, did she go? No. She went to Ozzfest and churned some guy's butter."[/QUOTE]


Yes, that's a good one too. This week's episode was easily the funniest of the series so far.
 
Episode 14 of season 1 of smallville... one of the best episodes of any TV show in history, EVER

Kristin Kreuk in her bra and panties in the pool... :drool:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Episode 14 of season 1 of smallville... one of the best episodes of any TV show in history, EVER

Kristin Kreuk in her bra and panties in the pool... :drool:[/QUOTE]
Perhaps its time to stop beating off to Dawson's Creek with superheros and replace that ex girlfriend of yours?

Its just a thought.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Perhaps its time to stop beating off to Dawson's Creek with superheros and replace that ex girlfriend of yours?

Its just a thought.[/QUOTE]
o_O

Burn.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Perhaps its time to stop beating off to Dawson's Creek with superheros and replace that ex girlfriend of yours?

Its just a thought.[/QUOTE]

Why would I want to replace her? I'm enjoying the single life. The only downside is no regular source of sex.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Why would I want to replace her? I'm enjoying the single life. The only downside is no regular source of sex.[/QUOTE]
And on the 69th day the lord created the fuck Buddy. ;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']And on the 69th day the lord created the fuck Buddy. ;)[/QUOTE]


Yeah, but then the fuck buddy tells you that you make her feel like no other man has made her feel before and that it really means something special when we get together.

Pssh like I could respect a woman who would be just a fuck buddy enough to date her.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I'll give him credit, it was a good one.[/QUOTE]
Actually, you walked right into it. I hate smallville with a passion. See prior quote:

[quote name='supadupacheap'][quote name='XymerFF']
Smallville Season 1 on sale!!![/quote]
It would be cheaper to just buy a used car battery and jumper cable it to my genitals. Same experience.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Actually, you walked right into it. I hate smallville with a passion. See prior quote:[/QUOTE]


Ohh yeah I remember that quote.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Yeah, but then the fuck buddy tells you that you make her feel like no other man has made her feel before and that it really means something special when we get together.

Pssh like I could respect a woman who would be just a fuck buddy enough to date her.[/QUOTE]
I think you are misunderstanding the whole fuck buddy concept. Don't think "receptions" so much as "receptical." :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']I think you are misunderstanding the whole fuck buddy concept. Don't think "receptions" so much as "receptical." :lol:[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Ok now that one's definetly a winner.
 
There's no dating involved. Just fucking with the fuck buddy. That's basically a night out with the fuck buddy.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']I think you are misunderstanding the whole fuck buddy concept. Don't think "receptions" so much as "receptical." :lol:[/QUOTE]

That's a nice one. Just remember to use spellcheck next time. ;) :lol:
 
heelllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo

wow i have a test tomorrow morning and i am fucked up. got ahotties number so that is all that matters.
 
[quote name='Mike23']There's no dating involved. Just fucking with the fuck buddy. That's basically a night out with the fuck buddy.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry I understand the idea of fuck buddies, its her who suddenly has the idea that we should date. Why would I want to date when I'm already getting the only perk of a relationship?
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']That's a nice one. Just remember to use spellcheck next time. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]
I have no problem unleashing the fury of hell on anyone, especially you SJack. ;)
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Yeah, but then the fuck buddy tells you that you make her feel like no other man has made her feel before and that it really means something special when we get together.

Pssh like I could respect a woman who would be just a fuck buddy enough to date her.[/QUOTE]

Uh, I think you're missing the concept here. No need to respect your fuck buddy... at least as a sexual partner. But many of my female friends are also fubus of mine. It's like a dick in a glass jar. In case of emergency horniness, break glass (just be careful not to get any shards on the dick :lol: ) You're not dating them.
 
[quote name='flowery']heelllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo

wow i have a test tomorrow morning and i am fucked up. got ahotties number so that is all that matters.[/QUOTE]

Guess we've found number 5...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Don't worry I understand the idea of fuck buddies, its her who suddenly has the idea that we should date. Why would I want to date when I'm already getting the only perk of a relationship?[/QUOTE]
If she "suddenly wants to date" than you are a poor scout of fuck buddy qualities and abilities. You need to find a person who is of the same mindset as yourself, looking for a mutually beneficial relationship without the contraints of a normal relationship. And if either of you cross the line, time for you both to split, for good.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Don't worry I understand the idea of fuck buddies, its her who suddenly has the idea that we should date. Why would I want to date when I'm already getting the only perk of a relationship?[/QUOTE]

If that's the case, tell her you're not looking for anyone on a more personal level right now. Just out for some fun. And then find another fubu. That's how the system works.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']If she "suddenly wants to date" than you are a poor scout of fuck buddy qualities and abilities. You need to find a person who is of the same mindset as yourself, looking for a mutually beneficial relationship without the contraints of a normal relationship. And if either of you cross the line, time for you both to split, for good.[/QUOTE]


That's why I haven't talked to her since she told me about how I make her feel like no man has made her feel before.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']I have no problem unleashing the fury of hell on anyone, especially you SJack. ;)[/QUOTE]

I've already been through Hell and wrestled Satan himself. Bring it. :twisted: :lol:

Besides, I'd expect you to rag on me. You've been lax in your duty of insulting me the past few days. :)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Uh, I think you're missing the concept here. No need to respect your fuck buddy... at least as a sexual partner. But many of my female friends are also fubus of mine. It's like a dick in a glass jar. In case of emergency horniness, break glass (just be careful not to get any shards on the dick :lol: ) You're not dating them.



If that's the case, tell her you're not looking for anyone on a more personal level right now. Just out for some fun. And then find another fubu. That's how the system works.[/QUOTE]
I wouldnt go so far as you DISrespect them. In fact, if anything you need to respect them enough to make it clear what she wants and you want and to be sure that works for you both. Fubus can be very satisfying relationships (not romatic just human contact/interaction) so long as both parties agree to the terms and conditions of the relationship. If one of you gets out of line though, it MUST be ended. Or else next thing you know Glen Close pops outta your bathtub with a butchers knife.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I've already been through Hell and wrestled Satan himself. Bring it. :twisted: :lol:

Besides, I'd expect you to rag on me. You've been lax in your duty of insulting me the past few days. :)[/QUOTE]
Ive been taking out my aggressions on others. I felt it only fair to spread the hate. ;)
 
[quote name='flowery']im sorry good buddy i am lost[/QUOTE]


I think that went over everyone's head actually.

I mentioned earlier that my ex girlfriend had slept with 4 guys since we broke up...
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']I wouldnt go so far as you DISrespect them. In fact, if anything you need to respect them enough to make it clear what she wants and you want and to be sure that works for you both. Fubus can be very satisfying relationships (not romatic just human contact/interaction) so long as both parties agree to the terms and conditions of the relationship. If one of you gets out of line though, it MUST be ended. Or else next thing you know Glen Close pops outta your bathtub with a butchers knife.[/QUOTE]

Yup. That's what I am to my fubus who are also my female friends - an emergency dick. :lol:
 
[quote name='flowery']by the way i was able to use the you lost that lovely feelin tonight since it was karokee nisght. it was total money baby.[/QUOTE]


Now that is solid.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I think that went over everyone's head actually.

I mentioned earlier that my ex girlfriend had slept with 4 guys since we broke up...[/QUOTE]
I am not ragging on you but you do realize there is NO good reason for you to know or keep track of that statistic, right?

If one of my exs got Chattanoga Cho Choed on broadcast cable it wouldnt affect me in the least. Id probably actually laugh a good bit.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I think that went over everyone's head actually.

I mentioned earlier that my ex girlfriend had slept with 4 guys since we broke up...[/QUOTE]

nah man i dont do that kindof stuff
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']I am not ragging on you but you do realize there is NO good reason for you to know or keep track of that statistic, right?

If one of my exs got Chattanoga Cho Choed on broadcast cable it wouldnt affect me in the least. Id probably actually laugh a good bit.[/QUOTE]

The only reason I even know is cause when she told me about it, she said I was better than all of them ;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']I am not ragging on you but you do realize there is NO good reason for you to know or keep track of that statistic, right?

If one of my exs got Chattanoga Cho Choed on broadcast cable it wouldnt affect me in the least. Id probably actually laugh a good bit.[/QUOTE]
That makes me think of Veronica's line from Clerks:

"I'm not the one trying to patch things up with my ex, sneaking around behind your back, and if you think thirty-seven dicks is a lot, then you just wait and see, mister. I'm going to put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys I go down on now."
 
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