An ignorant man-child and a jobless oaf still reside in the OTT

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I've been trying to ask you something for nearly a week, Johnny.
 
i'm not getting off this laptop until you IM me and tell me your proposition i just let 2 porn videos load that have a lot of replay value i can stay here for days
 
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I went to BBy and the Futurama movie blu-rays were $9 each so I picked them up. The girl at the register also thought that @GAMER was free and didn't charge me. I even pointed it out to her and she said she thought as long as you made a purchase it was free. I certainly wasn't going to argue.

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I plan on picking up a revolver during next month's gun show, but whether or not it'll be cowboyish is up in the air right now.
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You should think about a .357 for two reasons:
You can practice with .38s and later get a nice lever action that uses the same ammo.

It seems everyone wants .44 for their first wheelgun but in my experience it's the only caliber I don't enjoy shooting more than a dozen rounds through, even with a heavier pistol.
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']i'm not getting off this laptop until you IM me and tell me your proposition i just let 2 porn videos load that have a lot of replay value i can stay here for days[/QUOTE]

:rofl:"replay value":rofl:
 
Did you guys know that I went to the state fair today? I ate:

Jumbo corndog
Shark
Pulled pork sammich
4 oz of maple candy
Deep fried oreos


All in the span of five hours. Not as much as I did in past years, but not bad. Also had a ton of chocolate milk.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjm4Bvx3ZU0&feature=player_embedded


[quote name='Rocko']OTT, please be my doctor.

Ever since I moved up here, I have woken up every morning with a sore throat and nasal congestion, with yellow-y mucus like I'm sick. I'm assuming the sore throat is from congestion, so I breathe through my mouth when I'm sleeping, because it goes away after like an hour, and so does the congestion. But without fail I have these issues every single morning for like an hour, and nothing after that.

What the fuck do I do? :/[/QUOTE]

A lot of people have the same problem when they move here, the pollen is pretty bad. I only feel it when the oak pollen piles up now, loratidine tends to do the trick for me when it gets bad.
 
[quote name='h3llbring3r']I walked in on a guy taking a deuce at my Publix. I swear he didn't lock the door on purpose.[/QUOTE]

Did he wink at you or something?
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Shark tastes like fishy pork chops, IMO.[/QUOTE]

Yes, that's a very accurate description. Even looks slightly like pork chops.
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']hey you guys i'm going to film in a bit you guys should ask me questions and i'll answer them i guess[/QUOTE]

Did you have fun that one time we played Call of Duty on XBL? Who was cooler, me or brown?
 
:lol: @ 50 Cent

Yo todays been a good day so far but the roof of my mouth is sore cause I eat something that was too hot
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Man were the fuck is jah rule anybody seen that $$$$a lol
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I'm strapped motherfucker I'm strapped! I got my peace on me now I wish a $$$$a would fuck wit me
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My aunt sylvia didnt like me growin up cause she was the baby till I came. we had roaches so she put roach spray in a bowl and kill my dog
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Ok ok I'm back! what the fuck you mean that was quick she was good
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Yal gotta hold on a min now ill be back I'm trying to get my dick sucked. Time for a Small break Ladies and gentalmen
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@ogochocinco are you retarted $$$$a I said I love the way you play
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My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it
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I think I'm confused now I want a black girl who can do anal like its nothing. I'm sorry I was just watching porn
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Look man I'm sorry I've been cursing. But fuck that shit I gotta express myself bitch
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I just looked at kanye page what the fuck kind a spaced out tweets are those. fuck that I aint never looking at that shit again
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Oh shit this bitch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can't tweet and drive at the same timeIll fuck wit yall later
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That Dragon Tattoo movie was kind of a huge letdown. I don't mean to sound like one of those assholes, but it felt way too condensed and the characters felt pretty flat. Hopefully Fincher has better luck with it. Zodiac was fantastic so I don't have a problem giving him the benefit of the doubt.
 
[quote name='Bioshocked360']They're so great live.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, they are. That was my second time seeing them, and both times they played fantastic shows.

It was kind of funny, because last night's show was sponsored by Toyota, and it was pretty obvious that BTS hated that. They interacted with the audience a lot, too, which was strange, seeing as they never said a word between songs the first time I saw them.
 
I don't remember Doug talking to the audience at all last time I saw them. I wish they didn't play bars every time they came through here.

Have you heard of The Electronic Anthology Project?
 
[quote name='Bioshocked360']I don't remember Doug talking to the audience at all last time I saw them. I wish they didn't play bars every time they came through here.

Have you heard of The Electronic Anthology Project?[/QUOTE]

I have not.

Yeah, there was like zero banter when I first saw them. Brett Netson and Doug were pretty candid last night, though. Brett's actually pretty funny, while Doug just kept thanking the audience. Granted, the crowd was pretty huge, and they played outside, so I feel like that made a difference.

Oh, I just looked it up. I'll have to check that out. It sounds interesting.
 
Someone drove by my house at 6am shooting a gun in the air and yelling "yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!". fuck. Why can't these fuckers do this shit when I'm not sleeping.
 
[quote name='Bioshocked360']I watched Kick-Ass tonight.

Eh.[/QUOTE]
I liked Kick Ass....until the second half of the movie.

At the end of the movie, I felt bad for the little girl. She went from just a single parent situation....to no parents thanks to Kick Ass!!!!
 
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Someone drove by my house at 6am shooting
a gun
in the air and yelling "yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!". fuck. Why can't these fuckers do this shit when I'm not sleeping.
 
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