[quote name='Moses144']You're right, I should've put it in the truck.
I went to court today, actually, dressed up real fancy-like, clothes for judgment. They offered me a plea bargain, told 'em that I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Then I made quick with "where's the other officer? I've some questions for him." They informed me that he was unavailable, and I proceeded to testify the truth (note: you can't handle the truth).
I told them that I did not know the alcohol was there, that it wasn't me, noting that I'd only seen it for a moment when I handed to the officer, and that I was unsure whether or not it was even an alcoholic beverage. "Could I see the evidence, please, sir?"
Fortunately, evidence was disposed. "Innocent until proven guilty, sir?"
They let me go free.
Thank you all for your advice on learning my lesson and being responsible, taking it in the ass from the government; it's been a real eye-opener. You're all very wise, gentleman and scholars, fascists too.
(Javeryh and some others, you were actually helpful- thanks for going out of your way)!
Note: what really bothered me, and why I mentioned profiling, is that the officer asked whether or not I had "any dope." I don't believe they would have asked an older gentleman or gentlewoman, or others this.[/quote]
Dude. I felt bad for you before, thinking that y'know, bad stuff happens to good people...
But you're an asshole. "I don't negotiate with terrorists"? Seriously? They're just people doing their job, trying to keep streets safe. You were in violation of the law and they cited you.
Wow you're an ass.
Ah well, best of luck in the future and all that. I'm hoping that was some hyperbole and chest-thumping, because there's no need to be a jerk. Drive safe from now on, and try life without that chip on your shoulder.
