Any one here has a girlfriend, please read!

[quote name='"PSTwoGamer"']What I see is not just a simple matter of stolen game. What's more is her integrity and honesty as a person is in question. Do you want to be with that kind of person? If I were you, I would give her the boot.[/quote]


Agreed.. No compromise or talking, thats A helluva lot of gamage she snatched. Now it's in poor shape to boot. Handle yer business, get back what's yers, boot her and get back whats yers.
 
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem

chorus:
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah (repeat)

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
this rejections got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

Chorus

When she's saying all that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she saying all that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah!

Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more that I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

Chorus

When she's saying all that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying all that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah!
 
You found out after church. You should have taken all your games and said, "Jesus says stealing is wrong," and walked away. They can't argue with that.

Plus, do you really want to be associated with a girl who STEALS from you?? Run away!!!!
 
[quote name='guessed']I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I don't think I could be with someone who steals from me. On the other hand, does he really stand a decent chance of finding another woman who can understand whatever language it is that he speaks/writes?[/quote]

Having read many message boards, newsgroups, and live chats over the years, I think we all know the answer to that: No problem.
 
its like that movie saving silverman.. you need some friends to bail you out


(don't know if it was mentioned earlier.. didn't feel like going through all the posts)
 
[quote name='PKRipp3r'][quote name='JAMMR']What did the five fingers say to the face?[/quote]

Cooooold bloooooded!

:lol:[/quote]
lol :lol:
 
get a another gurl to whip her ass and get your stuff back (just kidding. but go up 2 her like a g, dont be soft on her)
 
[quote name='"MaxBiaggi3"']Let's consider for a moment that the young man is out a couple of hundred dollars in games right now. What exactly is he getting in exchange for his money? What does she look like (hot, average, etc.)? Is he tapping it? Are there any real feelings involved between either of them?

If there's no sex going on, the remaining agony of dealing with classes you don't want/need to take, gaming insults and loss of property should be enough to justify ending the relationship. If she's hot and he's tapping it (the only situation even worth considering keeping this relationship onboard for), the OP must consider whether or not said gf is worth the financial and emotional toll she's taking.[/quote]

Second that... If she's giving you BJs on demand, then who cares about the games?
 
Try to explain to her and make her understand that games come first and she comes second. She'll understand.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Dump her, if she's stealing your stuff now what will she be like when you've got real money? I mean she could have asked to borrow the stuff for her brother and you would have loaned it off right?

The worst part is that you've been blamming friends and family other this, she's ruining your important ties for something she could accomplish easily without screwing you over.[/quote]

Hell no don't dump her. Steal her shit!
 
people say hte pen is mightier thatn the sword... welll after reading this bullshit you should take that pen and use it to stab yourself in the eyes.
 
although.. not being able to play those games may help you in your English studies... maybe she's just looking after your best interests. :joystick:
 
Parody time!!

I notice that I'm missing another game today.
Searched all around, even in the PS2's tray.
When she came over
She must have thrown me a swerve..
I turned my back, she stuffed another game down her skirt.
Now I know I don't buy games used
But it's strange cause they all now look real abused.
I know she's playing after stealing from me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem.

chorus:
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah (repeat)

Stopped at her place right after church...
Her brother showed me something that left me in a lurch.
My stolen games are what he had to show..
I was positive, but I just left them there... so?

Chorus

Then she's saying she wants to have classes with me.
Then I wonder why she sleeps and gossips with her friends.
Around them she saying, oh, that I'm like a disease
I just wonder how much more I can spend.
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
I guess I don't care if all my games go really away
It's worth it to suffer,
So long as the little whore is still there, Right? Yeah!

Now I'll relate this, it might sound lame.
Every week I seem to miss a new game.
Every time she seems to walk through my door
Another game disappears thanks to that stupid whore.
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard, cause she's the only one, so?
I sure look dumb, and I'm damn sure a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem.

Chorus

Then she's saying she wants to have classes with me.
Then I wonder why she sleeps and gossips with her friends.
Around them she saying, oh, that I'm like a disease
I just wonder how much more I can spend.
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
I guess I don't care if all my games go really away
It's worth it to suffer,
So long as the little whore is still there, Right? Yeah!
 
[quote name='ace25one']Catch her in the act of taking a game. Set up a camcorder and when you have her on video, invite her over to watch a video, of course the video will be of her taking the game :D[/quote]

You, sir, are a genius. You should try this, and maybe while she's in the process of stealing your games, she might stumble across your strategically placed porn stash. She then might proceed to read the DEAR PENTHOUSE section and then do what Shannon Elizabeth did in "American Pie" - with all of it caught on your hidden camera.

Then you can post the link to that movie back in this thread. :)
 
[quote name='Stoneage'][quote name='guessed']I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I don't think I could be with someone who steals from me. On the other hand, does he really stand a decent chance of finding another woman who can understand whatever language it is that he speaks/writes?[/quote]

Having read many message boards, newsgroups, and live chats over the years, I think we all know the answer to that: No problem.[/quote]

Read it again, Stoneage.
 
[quote name='guessed'][quote name='Stoneage'][quote name='guessed']I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I don't think I could be with someone who steals from me. On the other hand, does he really stand a decent chance of finding another woman who can understand whatever language it is that he speaks/writes?[/quote]

Having read many message boards, newsgroups, and live chats over the years, I think we all know the answer to that: No problem.[/quote]

Read it again, Stoneage.[/quote]

:lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Parody time!!...(song lyrics)[/quote]

:rofl: lol, that's really funny. I think some of those lyrics would be hard to say, but it's still really good (hell, I shouldn't be talking because I didn't take the time to write it :wink: ). "Smash" was one of the first albums I got, but I liked "Americana" more. Now we just need someone to sing your version :twisted:
 
Never date someone who will not respect you or your hobbies (likes). This doesn't mean they have to like your hobbies.
 
He's probably laughing right now because anyone here actually believed him. Hey, at least nobody got hurt, right? If this tragic tale turns out to be true, all this sordid affair really cost him was a couple of hundred dollars in video games. In terms of couples and relationships, that's a relatively small price to pay if he learns something valuable from this whole experience.
 
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