[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dnt_h8me2']Pedophyle Alert!![/quote]
Pedophile ... if you're going to call us out you should at least spell it right
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and he says it like its a bad thing
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A boy and a pedophile are out at night, walking towards the forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
The pedophile says, "You're scared?! I've got to walk back out of here on my own!"[/quote]
That is just to sick
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I've got more ...
A dirty old man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
Holding a bag full of sweets, he says, "Hey kid, if I give you a piece of candy, will you come in my car?"
The little boy replies, "Hell mister, give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
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What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
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A boy comes home from school and his mother asks him what he did in school today. "I had sex with my teacher!" the boy relied.
"YOU WHAT?" the mother screamed. "You just wait until your father gets home, young man! Now get upstairs to your room!"
Later that evening the father comes home and is told about his sons escapades at school that day. He goes into his sons room and puts his arm around the boy. "Son", he says, "I suppose I should be mad at you but I just can't help but be proud of you. I mean, what I wouldn't have given to do that at your age! In fact, I'm so proud I'm going to buy you a new bike! How's that?"
The boy replies, "Gee, thanks anyway Dad but my ass is still kind of sore from school."
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A man is taking a shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks, "Daddy, what's that between your legs?"
"That's a Penis, honey."
"When am I going to get one of those?" she asked, innocently.
"As soon as Mommy goes to the Mall."
