Anyone else know girls that become lesbians when they're drunk?

Zenithian Legend

Zenithian Legend

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So... last night an ever so exciting tuesday (normally Tuesday is bar night, but that just didn't happen last night) 2 of my 3 roommates and I decided to go to a party their friend was throwing. To make a long story short it was horrible, I stayed sober because there were a lot of big girls around and I was just disgusted. There was however a few smaller girls, one of which works with both of my roommates. Well we were in the jeep leaving this party with that girl, when suddenly she decides to confess that she's the best pussy eater in the vehicle. :shock: Yes, my reaction exactly. Well I had to go with that, and she goes on to ramble about how much better she is at eating pussy than any guy she knows. Yet then she goes on to say she plans on fucking everyone in the jeep. Obviously, that wasn't something I was about to let happen, as I don't want that stuff Eddie Murphy mentioned in Delirious: "What's next, ya stick your dick in the pussy and it just explodes." Anyway her friend insists this is only something that happens when this girl gets drunk... Well gotta go check my food, just thought I'd uh... put up something risque besides the Chronicles of Mr. Anderson's love life for everyone to peruse through.
 
i know of 2 girls that became lesbians after dating me, i supposed nothing else was better for them.......god help me
 
[quote name='Nirvanaguy777']i know of 2 girls that became lesbians after dating me, i supposed nothing else was better for them.......god help me[/quote]

Maybe you should change your name to Costanza
 
Wait, wait, wait. So you DIDN'T hit that?!?!?! Because you thought the pussy would explode?!?!?!

Am I the only one who thinks there is more to this story than we've heard?
 
[quote name='joey12169']lol....most guys i know what be a little embarrassed about two girls becoming lesbians after him[/quote]

I was thinking that! You would tend to think they were so disgusted that they swore off men for life! :lol:
 
I think there are a bunch of girls who are kind of bi-curious (not lesbians), but wouldn't normally act on it. However, when alcohol is involved, there go the inhibitions!
 
Alright then, I didn't want to touch her because I'm not into nasty girls. I broke up with a girl really quick once, after I found out how used she already was. I know I'm not Christopher Columbus and exploring new lands, but for God's sake there's a certain # that I can't pass.

With this girl, I already knew two of my old neighbors had fucked her at the same time... and on a separate occasion she was doing God knows what that eventually turned into her eating out some other girl.

She knows both of my roommates. One of them is very involved, and for that reason wasn't persuing this. The second one was really into her, and I have no idea what ended up happening with them by the end of the night, although I'm pretty sure he didn't get laid.

As I said before, I was sober, and just not into messing around with a drunk, known slut. She was pretty good looking though, fat ass, nice chest and a good stomach. If I didn't know her history I probably would've said something, but I'm pretty sure that's why my roommates told me where she'd already been.

Of course you could argue, why would they tell you that and then one of them go after her... my answer is simply I do not know.
 
[quote name='Backlash']I think there are a bunch of girls who are kind of bi-curious (not lesbians), but wouldn't normally act on it. However, when alcohol is involved, there go the inhibitions![/quote]

Especially when you start talking wine and the best, champagne!!!!! Actually, where's the CAG heading off to college...he should be taking notes.
 
If you are worrying about them being nasty, just soak that pun-nanny in some bleach before you go in. And triple wrap it!

EDIT: And never-ever kiss them on the lips...either pair.
 
[quote name='daphatty']Wait, wait, wait. So you DIDN'T hit that?!?!?! Because you thought the pussy would explode?!?!?!

[/quote]

I think he was worried that his dick would explode. :bomb:
 
Well knowing she's a slut before hand is certainly a turn off. That's MUCH different than having a lot of partners. I wouldn't expect any but the most desperate of men to want to hit that sort of woman.
 
I understand where the horse is coming from. Just cause a girl offers doesn't mean you have to take her up on it. Once, I was hanging out with a girl I worked with and she pulls her panties down around her ankles and starts playing with herself while she's sitting right next to me. I just asked her what she was doing and that she should put her panties back on. Yeah, I admit, I resisted mostly because she was jailbait (this happened a while ago, I was in my very early twenties but she was underage). But, the point was, I was able to resist (she was really cute, too). I think most women wouldn't believe that a man can turn down sex. Hell, I think most men can't believe that a man would turn down sex. :D
 
[quote name='bradr']I understand where the horse is coming from. Just cause a girl offers doesn't mean you have to take her up on it. Once, I was hanging out with a girl I worked with and she pulls her panties down around her ankles and starts playing with herself while she's sitting right next to me. I just asked her what she was doing and that she should put her panties back on. Yeah, I admit, I resisted mostly because she was jailbait (this happened a while ago, I was in my very early twenties but she was underage). But, the point was, I was able to resist (she was really cute, too). I think most women wouldn't believe that a man can turn down sex. Hell, I think most men can't believe that a man would turn down sex. :D[/quote]

Just how "underage" was she because that is borderline homosexual. Well, it's not very heterosexual anyway.
 
[quote name='daphatty'][quote name='bradr']I understand where the horse is coming from. Just cause a girl offers doesn't mean you have to take her up on it. Once, I was hanging out with a girl I worked with and she pulls her panties down around her ankles and starts playing with herself while she's sitting right next to me. I just asked her what she was doing and that she should put her panties back on. Yeah, I admit, I resisted mostly because she was jailbait (this happened a while ago, I was in my very early twenties but she was underage). But, the point was, I was able to resist (she was really cute, too). I think most women wouldn't believe that a man can turn down sex. Hell, I think most men can't believe that a man would turn down sex. :D[/quote]

Just how "underage" was she because that is borderline homosexual. Well, it's not very heterosexual anyway.[/quote]

Naw, she was 16 maybe 17. Physically full grown. This was during work, I never made advances or innuendos towards her and we were just sitting around talking during a break. We weren't hanging out after work or anything like that.
 
[quote name='daphatty']Well now isn't that a resume builder!

She just dropped trou and started loving the labias. Insane.[/quote]

Funny you should mention resumes ... in a totally different job I had, I worked for a shipping company that had a warehouse attached. Someone showed me and some other guys who worked there an application this girl had filled out and one of her duties at her old job was ... "hand jobs". We thought it was the funniest thing until we found out it was an actual term that had some meaning in warehouse work. I didn't work in the warehouse part so I wasn't privy to the lingo.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Alright then, I didn't want to touch her because I'm not into nasty girls. I broke up with a girl really quick once, after I found out how used she already was. I know I'm not Christopher Columbus and exploring new lands, but for God's sake there's a certain # that I can't pass.

With this girl, I already knew two of my old neighbors had shaq-fued her at the same time... and on a separate occasion she was doing God knows what that eventually turned into her eating out some other girl.

She knows both of my roommates. One of them is very involved, and for that reason wasn't persuing this. The second one was really into her, and I have no idea what ended up happening with them by the end of the night, although I'm pretty sure he didn't get laid.

As I said before, I was sober, and just not into messing around with a drunk, known slut. She was pretty good looking though, fat ass, nice chest and a good stomach. If I didn't know her history I probably would've said something, but I'm pretty sure that's why my roommates told me where she'd already been.

Of course you could argue, why would they tell you that and then one of them go after her... my answer is simply I do not know.[/quote]
good job on denying this slut the cock man, two slap hands on your part, but the real question is if you were drunk would you have hit it???
 
[quote name='bradr'][quote name='daphatty']Well now isn't that a resume builder!

She just dropped trou and started loving the labias. Insane.[/quote]

Funny you should mention resumes ... in a totally different job I had, I worked for a shipping company that had a warehouse attached. Someone showed me and some other guys who worked there an application this girl had filled out and one of her duties at her old job was ... "hand jobs". We thought it was the funniest thing until we found out it was an actual term that had some meaning in warehouse work. I didn't work in the warehouse part so I wasn't privy to the lingo.[/quote]
You must elaborate on what kind of hand jobs she was doing
 
with you being newly single, i would've put money on it that you would've hit it...but more power to you...with her experience, i would've recommended you to throw her in the shower, scrub her down yourself and than give her what she needs...just remember to rubber up
 
[quote name='BABETOOTH']Me batty geeza an' me uncle jamal turn feminist whun dey get mashed.[/quote]
so basically you dont know no proper english
 
[quote name='yeahokthenfu'][quote name='BABETOOTH']Me batty geeza an' me uncle jamal turn feminist whun dey get mashed.[/quote]
so basically you [/quote]

It means my father and my uncle turn lesbian when they are drunk! Get with it... It was a joke!!!

By the way "dont know no proper english" is a double negative. Now that is not proper...
 
[quote name='The Gifuto']

Especially when you start talking wine and the best, champagne!!!!! Actually, where's the CAG heading off to college...he should be taking notes.[/quote]

I'm here, and I have the notebook out. :D

[quote name='Bradr']
Once, I was hanging out with a girl I worked with and she pulls her panties down around her ankles and starts playing with herself while she's sitting right next to me.[/quote]

:shock: You ,sir, are a lucky man.
 
[quote name='The Gifuto']

Especially when you start talking wine and the best, champagne!!!!! Actually, where's the CAG heading off to college...he should be taking notes.
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I'm here, and I have the notebook out. :D


Excellent, a quick study. BTW, best of luck!
 
[quote name='BABETOOTH']Me batty geeza an' me uncle jamal turn feminist whun dey get mashed.[/quote]

Wtf...
 
[quote name='daphatty']Well now isn't that a resume builder![/quote]Indeed:

To potential employers: Would rather work than have sex with hot chick.
 
[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='BABETOOTH']Me batty geeza an' me uncle jamal turn feminist whun dey get mashed.[/quote]

Wtf...[/quote]

I translated on my previous post. Check it!!!
 
[quote name='Squirms'][quote name='Nirvanaguy777']i know of 2 girls that became lesbians after dating me, i supposed nothing else was better for them.......god help me[/quote]

Maybe you should change your name to Costanza[/quote]



HAHA
 
[quote name='Gameboy415']Sad thing is, most college girls are turning into total sluts these days.....[/quote]

Doesnt bother me... ill be in college next year :)
 
[quote name='Gameboy415']Sad thing is, most college girls are turning into total sluts these days.....[/quote]

Makes me wish I was still going to college! :D
 
[quote name='Gameboy415']Sad thing is, most college girls are turning into total sluts these days.....[/quote]

Nothing sad about it.... 8)
 
[quote name='Bradr']
Once, I was hanging out with a girl I worked with and she pulls her panties down around her ankles and starts playing with herself while she's sitting right next to me.[/quote]

That sounds like an open invitation to me.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Bradr']
Once, I was hanging out with a girl I worked with and she pulls her panties down around her ankles and starts playing with herself while she's sitting right next to me.[/quote]

That sounds like an open invitation to me.[/quote]

Yea... u cant be more claer than that....
 
Some girls just get off on that psychological stuff. My ex-gf used to yell out that she was gay and other innuendos when we were in public places (after she came out to me that is). I think its some lesbian empowerment thing. On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if the oversexed media and culture is a main cause of upcoming generations bicurious-ity.

On another side note, I envy your situation ZL. Just replace 'slutty drunk lesbian girl' with 'slutty drunk fat girl' and you can picture what last night was like for me. :(
 
Sometimes I've turned down open invitations from women. There are are 3 reasons for this:

1. They are too fat/ugly
2. They are mentally unstable
3. They are waaaay too much trouble (which kinda ties in with reason #2)
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']As I said before, I was sober, and just not into messing around with a drunk, known slut. She was pretty good looking though, fat ass, nice chest and a good stomach. If I didn't know her history I probably would've said something, but I'm pretty sure that's why my roommates told me where she'd already been.

Of course you could argue, why would they tell you that and then one of them go after her... my answer is simply I do not know.[/quote]

Maybe cause your "friend" lied to you about her being a slut to go after her himself.
 
[quote name='zewone'][quote name='whitereflection'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']As I said before, I was sober, and just not into messing around with a drunk, known slut. She was pretty good looking though, fat ass, nice chest and a good stomach. If I didn't know her history I probably would've said something, but I'm pretty sure that's why my roommates told me where she'd already been.

Of course you could argue, why would they tell you that and then one of them go after her... my answer is simply I do not know.[/quote]

Maybe cause your "friend" lied to you about her being a slut to go after her himself.[/quote]

I don't think he lied to him when the girl told Mr. Ed himself that she was gonna "F" everyone in the car.[/quote]

Agreed. If that wasn't a thesis statement, then I don't know what is! (Sorry, I just got back from English class.)
 
[quote name='Gameboy415']Sad thing is, most college girls are turning into total sluts these days.....[/quote]
Can you point me in the general direction of these sluts?
 
To answer the question.. Anyone else know girls that become lesbians when they're drunk?


no risk of pregnancy.

and women are good looking
 
[quote name='Lootr2Core']To answer the question.. Anyone else know girls that become lesbians when they're drunk?


no risk of pregnancy.

and women are good looking[/quote]

That doesn't answer the question at all; you're just supposed to say yes or no. The question didn't ask why girls become lesbians when drunk.

I think the OP subconsciously regrets not getting in on it. I would be too, buddy. :p
 
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