Anyone else know girls that become lesbians when they're drunk?

[quote name='chickenhawk'][quote name='daphatty']Wait, wait, wait. So you DIDN'T hit that?!?!?! Because you thought the pussy would explode?!?!?!

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I think he was worried that his dick would explode. :bomb:[/quote]

To clarify, I did mean my dick would explode after touching that.

[quote name='yeahokthenfu']
good job on denying this slut the cock man, two slap hands on your part, but the real question is if you were drunk would you have hit it???[/quote]

I really can't say, I'm just glad I wasn't drunk enough to find out.

[quote name='trustcompany1013']with you being newly single, i would've put money on it that you would've hit it...but more power to you...with her experience, i would've recommended you to throw her in the shower, scrub her down yourself and than give her what she needs...just remember to rubber up[/quote]

That'd make the most sense, I had a chance a week ago as well, but I knew I'd only being doing it to hurt her because it would've been with another ex, thus I probably would've regretted it later. If I was really after experience I'd be like my brother and fuck my manager (she's 10 years older than him).

[quote name='zewone']Mr. Ed if I were in your shoes I would have told her when she said she was the best pussy eater to let me prove her wrong myself. :D[/quote]

No... I didn't want to hit it because she was nasty, much less eat her out. Although she did say something about smoking weed, to which I replied oh I got a pipe for you to put in your mouth, but she didn't get it... young (19), dumb, and a slut, what a great combination.

[quote name='magilacudy']Some girls just get off on that psychological stuff. My ex-gf used to yell out that she was gay and other innuendos when we were in public places (after she came out to me that is). I think its some lesbian empowerment thing. On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if the oversexed media and culture is a main cause of upcoming generations bicurious-ity.

On another side note, I envy your situation ZL. Just replace 'slutty drunk lesbian girl' with 'slutty drunk fat girl' and you can picture what last night was like for me. :([/quote]

This girl is definitely into other girls, there was a uh "supposedly" :wink: a tape with her eating out this other girl, but it had to be destroyed for legal reasons.

[quote name='zewone'][quote name='whitereflection']

Maybe cause your "friend" lied to you about her being a slut to go after her himself.[/quote]

I don't think he lied to him when the girl told Mr. Ed himself that she was gonna "F" everyone in the car.[/quote]

Ah, I thought that might cause confusion. One friend (the one with the girlfriend) let me know about her history. The other roommate is the one that still wanted to fuck her, but he really could've pushed a lot harder.

[quote name='DrunkTigerWoods']
Can you point me in the general direction of these sluts?[/quote]

Central Michigan University in Mt Pleasant, Michigan.

[quote name='whitereflection']
I think the OP subconsciously regrets not getting in on it. I would be too, buddy. :p[/quote]

No regrets at all honestly, there's a girl that I was "talking" to before my most recent ex, but after I got with my now ex we didn't "talk" anymore. Well I had really forgotten about her, but then I saw her in my mgt 340 class tuesday, so we need to get reacquainted. Plus there's just a lot of girls up here, I'm not concerned at all about this one.
 
A friend of mine and I went out with a girl from his apartment complex and her friend from out of state. While at the sport club the more they drank the more they "adjusted" each other's clothes. It went on from there.... It even included them picking up two girls from the bathroom. It was strange, almost surreal. They'd leave to use the bathroom and return with two girls in-tow. How they network is beyond me...
 
Oh God, I had totally forgotten the fat-ass lesbians going at it like crazy earlier that night, Ii guess I blocked that out. It was really sick though. This one fat one is sitting down when the other really butch one just jumps on her and starts making out with her... arghhh... :puke:

The main story is about the hot one though, I need a video camera...
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']With this girl, I already knew two of my old neighbors had shaq-fued her at the same time... and on a separate occasion she was doing God knows what that eventually turned into her eating out some other girl.[/quote]

I say good for you for layin' off (no pun intended). Sounds like a good ol' fashioned *cough*slut*cough*. plus people u know her have already done stuff with her and you don't want sloppy 100's with someone like that. she probly has all kinda bad things swimming in her blood right now.
And, she turns Lesbian after drinking eh? some people think a person's true colors show when they're wasted so something to think about. I know of some girls like that but nowhere near that extent when drunk; maybe just making out.

and for the guy who's ex's started driving on the opposite side of the road, that just sucks... costanza j/p
 
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