Zenithian Legend
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[quote name='chickenhawk'][quote name='daphatty']Wait, wait, wait. So you DIDN'T hit that?!?!?! Because you thought the pussy would explode?!?!?!
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I think he was worried that his dick would explode.
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To clarify, I did mean my dick would explode after touching that.
[quote name='yeahokthenfu']
good job on denying this slut the cock man, two slap hands on your part, but the real question is if you were drunk would you have hit it???[/quote]
I really can't say, I'm just glad I wasn't drunk enough to find out.
[quote name='trustcompany1013']with you being newly single, i would've put money on it that you would've hit it...but more power to you...with her experience, i would've recommended you to throw her in the shower, scrub her down yourself and than give her what she needs...just remember to rubber up[/quote]
That'd make the most sense, I had a chance a week ago as well, but I knew I'd only being doing it to hurt her because it would've been with another ex, thus I probably would've regretted it later. If I was really after experience I'd be like my brother and
my manager (she's 10 years older than him).
[quote name='zewone']Mr. Ed if I were in your shoes I would have told her when she said she was the best pussy eater to let me prove her wrong myself.
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No... I didn't want to hit it because she was nasty, much less eat her out. Although she did say something about smoking weed, to which I replied oh I got a pipe for you to put in your mouth, but she didn't get it... young (19), dumb, and a slut, what a great combination.
[quote name='magilacudy']Some girls just get off on that psychological stuff. My ex-gf used to yell out that she was gay and other innuendos when we were in public places (after she came out to me that is). I think its some lesbian empowerment thing. On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if the oversexed media and culture is a main cause of upcoming generations bicurious-ity.
On another side note, I envy your situation ZL. Just replace 'slutty drunk lesbian girl' with 'slutty drunk fat girl' and you can picture what last night was like for me.
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This girl is definitely into other girls, there was a uh "supposedly"
a tape with her eating out this other girl, but it had to be destroyed for legal reasons.
[quote name='zewone'][quote name='whitereflection']
Maybe cause your "friend" lied to you about her being a slut to go after her himself.[/quote]
I don't think he lied to him when the girl told Mr. Ed himself that she was gonna "F" everyone in the car.[/quote]
Ah, I thought that might cause confusion. One friend (the one with the girlfriend) let me know about her history. The other roommate is the one that still wanted to
her, but he really could've pushed a lot harder.
[quote name='DrunkTigerWoods']
Can you point me in the general direction of these sluts?[/quote]
Central Michigan University in Mt Pleasant, Michigan.
[quote name='whitereflection']
I think the OP subconsciously regrets not getting in on it. I would be too, buddy.
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No regrets at all honestly, there's a girl that I was "talking" to before my most recent ex, but after I got with my now ex we didn't "talk" anymore. Well I had really forgotten about her, but then I saw her in my mgt 340 class tuesday, so we need to get reacquainted. Plus there's just a lot of girls up here, I'm not concerned at all about this one.
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I think he was worried that his dick would explode.

To clarify, I did mean my dick would explode after touching that.
[quote name='yeahokthenfu']
good job on denying this slut the cock man, two slap hands on your part, but the real question is if you were drunk would you have hit it???[/quote]
I really can't say, I'm just glad I wasn't drunk enough to find out.
[quote name='trustcompany1013']with you being newly single, i would've put money on it that you would've hit it...but more power to you...with her experience, i would've recommended you to throw her in the shower, scrub her down yourself and than give her what she needs...just remember to rubber up[/quote]
That'd make the most sense, I had a chance a week ago as well, but I knew I'd only being doing it to hurt her because it would've been with another ex, thus I probably would've regretted it later. If I was really after experience I'd be like my brother and

[quote name='zewone']Mr. Ed if I were in your shoes I would have told her when she said she was the best pussy eater to let me prove her wrong myself.
No... I didn't want to hit it because she was nasty, much less eat her out. Although she did say something about smoking weed, to which I replied oh I got a pipe for you to put in your mouth, but she didn't get it... young (19), dumb, and a slut, what a great combination.
[quote name='magilacudy']Some girls just get off on that psychological stuff. My ex-gf used to yell out that she was gay and other innuendos when we were in public places (after she came out to me that is). I think its some lesbian empowerment thing. On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if the oversexed media and culture is a main cause of upcoming generations bicurious-ity.
On another side note, I envy your situation ZL. Just replace 'slutty drunk lesbian girl' with 'slutty drunk fat girl' and you can picture what last night was like for me.
This girl is definitely into other girls, there was a uh "supposedly"

[quote name='zewone'][quote name='whitereflection']
Maybe cause your "friend" lied to you about her being a slut to go after her himself.[/quote]
I don't think he lied to him when the girl told Mr. Ed himself that she was gonna "F" everyone in the car.[/quote]
Ah, I thought that might cause confusion. One friend (the one with the girlfriend) let me know about her history. The other roommate is the one that still wanted to

[quote name='DrunkTigerWoods']
Can you point me in the general direction of these sluts?[/quote]
Central Michigan University in Mt Pleasant, Michigan.
[quote name='whitereflection']
I think the OP subconsciously regrets not getting in on it. I would be too, buddy.
No regrets at all honestly, there's a girl that I was "talking" to before my most recent ex, but after I got with my now ex we didn't "talk" anymore. Well I had really forgotten about her, but then I saw her in my mgt 340 class tuesday, so we need to get reacquainted. Plus there's just a lot of girls up here, I'm not concerned at all about this one.