anyone ever use adult friend finder or cites like it?

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muteprophet2000

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thanks to medical marijuana (makes her horny) my wife have given the green light for a threesome. we dont go out much and dont have many friends so we have no idea were to pick up said other female. so i ask my fellow cags, have any of you ever used adultfriendfinder or seekbang ? is it a scam ? whats the name of that geek hook up cite that cheapy use to advertise on cag anyone remember? any advice is appreciated. thanks.
 
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[quote name='muteprophet2000']thanks to medical marijuana (makes her horny).[/QUOTE]
Hmmm...maybe I should get this for my wife :whistle2:k
 
I have a friend who is a second-year college student, really built, muscley dude who lifts every day and has no problem getting girls in real life, was convinced for a while last year that he was going to get into a threesome via AFF. As you may have guessed it has not happened and he will never live down his stupid, multiple-month obsession with this.
 
cags this should be a call to arms! this is almost every mans fantasy help make this happen for me. the way i see it this is like when one smoker asks another smoker for a free cigarette. he is obligated to share a cigarette because the smoker may one day need to bum a smoke and as they say one good turn deserves another. so c'mon cag community pay it forward. share what ever tips and good/bad experiences youve had with these friend finder cites.
 
I have heard of Adult Friend Finder but I have never been to the site. I just assumed there are what......a ratio of 1,000 men to 1 woman. And that women is big, greasy skinned, incredibly fat with a heart tatoo on her breast and cigarrette stains on her fingers.

That's just my assumption. I don't know if thats true though.
 
lokizz i bought the xbox vision cam because i heard you can see girls titties while playing uno and it turns out that was too much work to have to sweet talk the girls. hopfully chat roulette could pay off with less work. nice tip
 
I've never had to cite Adult Friend Finder... I have cited pornsites before on papers though, but never Adult Friend Finder, not that desperate, and I've always been able to find better things to research.
 
[quote name='muteprophet2000']lokizz i bought the xbox vision cam because i heard you can see girls titties while playing uno and it turns out that was too much work to have to sweet talk the girls. hopfully chat roulette could pay off with less work. nice tip[/QUOTE]

This is great.
 
[quote name='muteprophet2000']cags this should be a call to arms! this is almost every mans fantasy help make this happen for me. the way i see it this is like when one smoker asks another smoker for a free cigarette. he is obligated to share a cigarette because the smoker may one day need to bum a smoke and as they say one good turn deserves another.[/QUOTE]

So if I help you, you'll let me fuck your wife?
 
[quote name='Snake2715']so shes high and not paying attention and you want a little on the side? GTFO.[/QUOTE]
Either that or she's basically telling him that he's not getting the job done in the boudoir and needs a third party to ring her bell.
 
[quote name='muteprophet2000']my wife have given the green light for a threesome. we dont go out much and dont have many friends so we have no idea were to pick up said other female.[/QUOTE]
Most people try going out to get laid, try a bar or club. If Adult Friend Finder is how you plan to bag some new, you might as well cancel Christmas.[/QUOTE]
 
Question is, is it a man or a woman that his wife is looking for because he could be in for a rude awakening.
 
[quote name='mitch079']Question is, is it a man or a woman that his wife is looking for because he could be in for a rude awakening.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking the same thing, but if she's looking for another guy make sure that you don't cross swords, they can't touch! they never ever touch!
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']Threesomes aren't that cool, man.[/QUOTE]

They are not cool when you find out the other chick is really a dude!
 
lol oops on the cite/site thing lesson learned. as for looking for a guy or girl she is looking for a girl i never plan on crossing the streams. most of the girls ive dated were bi including my wife. she just got a itch only another chick can scratch i mean even i like to fire up my nintendo wii every once in a while for a change. oh wait johnnyfoxdarko is that why threesomes aren't that cool... the itch?
 
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Best.Gif.Ever

OP, to each their own I always say, but if you have to ad some spice, role-playing or webcaming to strangers would be a lot safer than finding another woman.

Trust and safety are paramount. Are you just going to take her word for it when you ask, "Do you have any STDS?" and she says no? Or are you going to make her ass go to a clinic and prove it. I don't take people's words for it if they promise to make me a ham sandwich by 5pm, let alone offer triangle.

Even if you clear that hurdle, your wife might like it so much she leaves you. I had that happen to a friend of mine in college.

While it ain't for me, I always believe in to each their own, just be safe as possible if you do it and don't be surprised at what might happen after the fact.
 
I get the threesome in theory, but in practice it doesn't seem like it would really make a difference. It's one of those things you do so that you can tell someone else you've done it, but it serves no other purpose. Threesomes in porn don't even look that interesting for what they are, only for the fact that there are two naked chicks instead of one or that you can get an oral and fucking scene simultaneously.

In the end you still have one dick and you'll still cum once and then need a nap.
 
[quote name='muteprophet2000']is that why threesomes aren't that cool... the itch?[/QUOTE]

Like Guile said, yes "the itch" could EXACTLY be the problem with finding a threesome. Especially from an adult site. Good luck with that. You may want to look up the local 24 hour clinic.
 
[quote name='SpazX']I get the threesome in theory, but in practice it doesn't seem like it would really make a difference. It's one of those things you do so that you can tell someone else you've done it, but it serves no other purpose. Threesomes in porn don't even look that interesting for what they are, only for the fact that there are two naked chicks instead of one or that you can get an oral and fucking scene simultaneously.

In the end you still have one dick and you'll still cum once and then need a nap.[/QUOTE]

This
 
Sung to transformers the movie's epic song 'touch':

you got the ITCH! You got the POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be on the lookout for crustaceans bro!
 
so in like a year we can read your thread on how your threesome destroyed your marriage and what a stupid idea it was to do one with your WIFE, despite how awesome porn makes it look. I look forward to that thread.
 
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