Are You a Pyro?

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i am, i play with fire all the time, i love lighting my socks on fire and singing the sair off of my arms to spell something out or some funny design or whatever

i can also blow fire and make fire bombs with my hands

i dont mind if firecrachers blow off in my hands since the wicks are too fucking fast and they blow in my hand anyways
 
I used to play with matches a lot when I was younger. The most pyromaniacal thing I ever did was light a vcr on fire. The said vcr had died, with my vhs of Dogma inside. This pissed me off, so I figured the best thing to do would be to beat the shit out of this vcr and torch it. My friend and I took it down to the park, and as I lifted it above my head to smash it on a rock, Dogma just fell out onto the ground, almost as if the vcr was giving up to avoid a beating. Naturally, we still messed it up. don't really do it too much anymore.

Edited because it's late and I can't type.
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']Forever n00b.......[/quote]

Forever "A" n00b, if you will. Sorry if my vcr story was lighter fare compared to your "hardcore pyromania".
 
When i was 15 me and my friends made a homemade flamethrower. Basically we took a super-soaker, and strapped a candle lighter to the end of the barrel with duct tape. We used charcol starter fluid as the combustable liguid. Worked pretty damn well for how ghetto rigged it was...
 
[quote name='ww3676']When i was 15 me and my friends made a homemade flamethrower. Basically we took a super-soaker, and strapped a candle lighter to the end of the barrel with duct tape. We used charcol starter fluid as the combustable liguid. Worked pretty damn well for how ghetto rigged it was...[/quote]


Are you sure you didn't steal that from Screen Savers?


Everyone always says how they're such a big pyro, blah-blah-fucking-blah. It's getting so old. Has no one came to the conclusion that the majority of ppl like to see fire or stuff get blown up? It's like asking if you like choclate. Sheesh.
 
[quote name='ww3676']When i was 15 me and my friends made a homemade flamethrower. Basically we took a super-soaker, and strapped a candle lighter to the end of the barrel with duct tape. We used charcol starter fluid as the combustable liguid. Worked pretty damn well for how ghetto rigged it was...[/quote]



not a good idea, when i tried it it blew up. than god there was barely any fluid in the tank.
 
[quote name='AdamInPlaidum'][quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']Forever n00b.......[/quote]

Forever "A" n00b, if you will. Sorry if my vcr story was lighter fare compared to your "hardcore pyromania".[/quote]

haha Lighter fare....
 
There's a big difference between enjoying fire and being a pyro. Being a pyromaniac is a pschological disorder, whereas enjoying fire is natural.

And... play with fire, you'll wet the bed.
 
I use to be a hard core pyro. Got picked up by the military police for it when I was a kid. Use to play with gasoline all the time. Fireworks were the shit too.
 
[quote name='BigNick']I use to be a hard core pyro. Got picked up by the military police for it when I was a kid. Use to play with gasoline all the time. Fireworks were the shit too.[/quote]

You received sexual gratification from setting and watching fires? And you were happier burning things of value and/or objects that could cause physical harm to people? If not, you enjoyed fire.. not a pyromaniac.
 
[quote name='AdamInPlaidum'][quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']Forever n00b.......[/quote]

Forever "A" n00b, if you will. Sorry if my vcr story was lighter fare compared to your "hardcore pyromania".[/quote]


ever wonder why i say nforever n00b whenver i see a post of yours? im not making fun of you . you kinda are forever n00b though because its a part of you now

i couldnt stop laughing when defender gave you that custom name though
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf'][quote name='AdamInPlaidum'][quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']Forever n00b.......[/quote]

Forever "A" n00b, if you will. Sorry if my vcr story was lighter fare compared to your "hardcore pyromania".[/quote]


ever wonder why i say nforever n00b whenver i see a post of yours? im not making fun of you . you kinda are forever n00b though because its a part of you now

i couldnt stop laughing when defender gave you that custom name though[/quote]

"LIGHTER" fare? eh?
 
Every boy scout is a pyro

My best story had to be when my friends and I tried making plastic explosives out of clay and lighter fluid. basically I made this doughy stuff I learned about in a book, mixed lighter fluid in it, and then rolled it into a cylinder. We lit one side on fire and a huge stream of fire shot out from one end of the cylinder to the other. We then had fun burning our names into the street (you can still see outlines!)
 
I hate the current self-pyro proclamation craze. You don't even know how irritating it is to sit next to someone on the bus who is playing with a lighter and going "I'M A PYRO, MAN". Ugh. Just stop.
 
well what else are you supposed to call someone like me who goes through a box of matches and 2 lighters a day? lighting various body part on fire out of pure boredness
 
The best was napalm. Taking a can of gas, and dropping in a million styrafome peanuts, then smearing that all over something, or lighing the containter and throwing it. Rubber cement is fun to play with too.

Yes, all Boy Scouts are pyros. I got my Fireman Chit card.
 
Well I only made it through a few years of cub scouts, so I'm not really a full fledged pyro. I save fire for special instances like the time I wanted to play a bit of a trick on a friend so I took a match, lit it, acted all casual like, and then set his bed on fire. That was good for a laugh.
 
My first pyro experience was when I was 9 and I lit my finger on fire using my mom's booz. Then I went through a candle castle phase when I would make ginormous candle castles. Then I would light up everything I could get my hands on. My favorite is lighting my bathtub on fire. It's great stuff. Or purposely putting Tupperware in the oven before my mom prepares a good meal, it always ends in a fire. I light my hand on fire to impress my guests. I've lit my hair on fire on dare. I've lit my cat's whiskers on fire.
 
i take a can of lysol and a candle lighter when im boered and make a flame thrower. its pretty fun except dont do it inside a house.(trust me)
 
Another fun thing is putting a plastic cup (clear ones work best for some reason) at the end of a stick and putting it in a campfire. Wait until its set on fire and then hold it above the fire. Eventually the cup melts and starts dripping with fire on it. It's really hard to explain, you just gotta see it.
 
When I was A young teen. All I wanted to do was see how everything burned and wanted to make the biggest flames off of the littlest stuff.
 
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