Ask a stupid question about Resident Evil 4.

[pittpizza]

The way this works is everybody must give an answer to the previous question, then ask a question of your own (only stupid ones please). First question:

If none of the zombies use weapons (other than chainsaws and farming equipment), why is there ammunition lying all over the place?

 

[looploop]

the ammunition actually belongs to the livestock. cows with guns! Luckily, Leon has no battle with them, or he'd be blown away as he tried to steal their ammo.

If 'morir es vivir' then why don't all the castle monks just kill themselves and save Leon the trouble?

 

[pittpizza]

A: If the castle monks all killed themselves, then there would be no fresh supply of meat left for Saddler and the giant trolls to eat.

Q: Where/Why did the president's daughter learn to drive a bulldozer and operate a wrecking ball?

 

[Cambot]

Because only Leon's morir is vivir to Las Plagas.

How the hell does the Merchant get past all the monks and Regenerators?

 

[botticus]

[quote name='pittpizza']A: If the castle monks all killed themselves, then there would be no fresh supply of meat left for Saddler and the giant trolls to eat.

Q: Where/Why did the president's daughter learn to drive a bulldozer and operate a wrecking ball?[/quote]
Girl Scouts.

You can run in RE4?

Spoiler

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

 

[looploop]

She was a pirate lord three times in her past lives, and a construction worker in the life just preceding this one.

What happened to the potatoes in Dr. Salvador's sack?

 

[pittpizza]

Q: "You can run in RE4?"

A: You can't run, but you can do the zombie shuffle. Do the shuffle!

Q: Who would you rather bang, Ada or Ashley?

 

[looploop]

Ada. not only is she much hotter, but I'd rather not go for jailbait that's also the president's daughter.

What happened to the potatoes in Dr. Salvador's sack?

 

[Magehart]

Ada, she doesn't have that chubby kid face that Ashley has.

How come crows get to carry grenades but the merchant can't even stock them!

 

[hoho-jijo]

The grenades were made in China and had been recalled due to not enough lead in them.

Who the heck spent all that time hiding spindels and jewels in the weirdest of places? (oh, let's climb to the top of the barn and hang a jewel from the top...there must be nothing else to due in the spanish countryside.)

 

[machoman_93]

A : Leon is an illegal mexican immagrant.

Q : Why do the enemies die when you shoot them with a rocket?

 

[looploop]

A: The evil-doers were practicing their English in preparation for their monologues to Leon.


Q: Why is the merchant the only person besides Leon and Ashley who doesn't sound Spanish at all?

 

[ZerotypeX]

A: Because he has a speech impediment!

Q:How tall is the midget in the game?

 

[Ikohn4ever]

A: He's not an midget, everyone else is really tall.

Q:How come killing crows give u smoke grenades?

 

[daroga]

A: No, you should have both.

Q: Why are the chickens in RE4 such pacifists? Couldn't they take some advice from Zelda chickens and strike back?

 

[zerowing]

A: Because they are relatives of the TP chickens

Q: How does Krausers arm turn into the Plagas arm then back almost right away in mercenaries?

 

[retodd]

A: They cloned a spare arm for him... the one without Las Plagas stem cells

Q: Who hid medallions scattered around a farm then leaves a note telling you to look for them, and what the hell is the merchant going to do with them anyway?