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[quote name='Strell']I'M COMING IN FOR THE ATTACK

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to be continued....[/QUOTE]
I think it's an optical allusion. The crab's vehicle is behind the car, but in front of the plant at the same time. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I dont know the first thing about gun ownership. You need to have a license of some sort?[/QUOTE]In Texas?!
 
[quote name='jmcc']In Texas?![/quote]

Of course, a lot of that depends on the weapon as well...
In Michigan, for example, you can buy all of the rifles and shotguns you want without a permit, you don't need a liscense, you don't need a permit to carry, and you don't need to register them.

If you want a handgun, however, you need a purchase permit, a carry permit, and you need to register the gun.
 
[quote name='Strell']
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MEIN VICTORY[/QUOTE]
That is clearly not a giant crab by any stretch of the imagination, it's just a medium or large crab. It doesn't appear that the crab is actually attacking this guy, as he's just jumping across his table like he was Bigfoot.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Strell....you must do something with the crab and a picture of me :lol:

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That is the best promo for family guy ever! You could sig that. You should sig that.. just cut off youyr head and part opf the bottom.

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[quote name='beerguy961']Am I missing something?[/quote]

No. I was at the forefront of this crab/HHURRRRR meme and that still wasn't that great. >_>
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']No. I was at the forefront of this crab/HHURRRRR meme and that still wasn't that great. >_>[/QUOTE]
pffff... i reveal my devilish good-looks and you still say its not that great?



there's just no convincing some people...
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']pffff... i reveal my devilish good-looks and you still say its not that great?



there's just no convincing some people...[/quote]

You look like my cousin, if that somehow makes you feel better. :x
 
I really can't decide if I want to see Superman Returns or not. I think I'm leaning a little more towards the not seeing it side but my friends will probably want to see it and I'll end up going with just for something to do.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']You look like my cousin, if that somehow makes you feel better. :x[/QUOTE]
well, im sure your cousin is a handsome gentleman himself, but that is actually a pretty old picture. Needless to say, a haircut can make a huge difference (and I don't usually wear a suit or have that evil of a face...)
 
I am sorry by these crap jokes are fucking gay. They remind me of how fucking retarded chuck norris jokes are.

I watched that clip of the press confernce...it wasnt even remotely funny.
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']I am sorry by these crap jokes are fucking gay. They remind me of how fucking retarded chuck norris jokes are.

I watched that clip of the press confernce...it wasnt even remotely funny.[/QUOTE]That's the nature of the meme. They always find their own cure.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I really can't decide if I want to see Superman Returns or not. I think I'm leaning a little more towards the not seeing it side but my friends will probably want to see it and I'll end up going with just for something to do.[/QUOTE] I won't be seeing it, but of course I hate Superman. :lol:
 
[quote name='jmcc']That's the nature of the meme. They always find their own cure.[/quote]


Hey Jmcc you know i always mean to ask you.......What the fuck is your avatar?

Its that like 2 brooms and a snowman?
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']Hey Jmcc you know i always mean to ask you.......What the fuck is your avatar?

Its that like 2 brooms and a snowman?[/QUOTE]It's the logo of the Lancaster Amish Rakefighters.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I won't be seeing it, but of course I hate Superman. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well he is a dick afterall...
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Yep, hence my edit. Wish that CAG would have quotes reflect edits automatically to avoid the confusion. x_x One reason I had wanted to try the XD45 was due to the 14 round capacity, and a review I read last week. Forget which magazine.[/QUOTE]

the XD series are supposed to be some of the most reliable pistols out right now, I just don't like the feel of them though, We got this new Baretta 9mm in at work I would love to get, has a 14 round clip and a built on laser sight. A very slick gun.
 
I've never liked the look of the beretta, but that's just me.
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Well he is a dick afterall...[/QUOTE] He's also an asshole. And a pussy. :lol:
 
Well of course the GIANT.ENEMY.CRAB. joke is going to get stale the more I do it, but when people ask me to PS something for them, I'll go ahead and do it.

Soodmeg, for relief from the agonizing pressure that is seeing 2 posts about it within this thread, I suggest you go watch Xmen 3. I heard you thought it was brilliant.

Sean, expect something....possibly tonight if I get around to it :)
 
Yeah, I think I've decided that I don't want to see Superman now. It just doesn't look all that exciting. Don't get me wrong, Kevin Spacey is one of my favorite actors, but Lex Luthor is ALWAYS the villian for Superman. He doesn't even have powers, he's just a really rich guy. I mean you've got a really rich guy vs. someone with near limitless power, how is that even a contest?!?!

I don't think I've ever really gotten the appeal of Superman. He's just too vanilla.
 
[quote name='Strell']Sean, expect something....possibly tonight if I get around to it :)[/QUOTE]

yesss I cant wait to see it. I hope it features plenty of "HURRRRRRRRRRR!"
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Yeah, I think I've decided that I don't want to see Superman now. It just doesn't look all that exciting. Don't get me wrong, Kevin Spacey is one of my favorite actors, but Lex Luthor is ALWAYS the villian for Superman. He doesn't even have powers, he's just a really rich guy. I mean you've got a really rich guy vs. someone with near limitless power, how is that even a contest?!?!

I don't think I've ever really gotten the appeal of Superman. He's just too vanilla.[/QUOTE]Lex is much smarter than Superman, though. That's why they match up well.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Lex is much smarter than Superman, though. That's why they match up well.[/QUOTE]

Cold breath, heat vision, x-ray vision, super speed, super strength, flight, indesctructable vs. smartypants?

Sorry, still too much of a stretch.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Cold breath, heat vision, super speed, super strength, flight, indesctructable vs. smartypants?

Sorry, still too much of a stretch.[/QUOTE]He's got a huge disadvantage in his moral code, though. If not for that, Lex would be no problem, but Supes has to be a big dumb Boy Scout.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']How about Neo vs. Superman?[/QUOTE]

Neo would have to stop the fight every 2-3 minutes to ask what the S on his uniform meant.

"It means super? ...... Radical!"
 
[quote name='jmcc']He's got a huge disadvantage in his moral code, though. If not for that, Lex would be no problem, but Supes has to be a big dumb Boy Scout.[/QUOTE]

Batman has the same moral code with even less flexibility and yet he manages to remain interesting.
 
[quote name='Strell']Neo would have to stop the fight every 2-3 minutes to ask what the S on his uniform meant.

"It means super? ...... Radical!"[/QUOTE]

Dude you got a tatoo! Sweet! What does mine say? "SWEET" what does mine say? "DUDE" what does mine say? ""SWEET"! What does mine say? "DUDE!!!" What does mine say!?!?!?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Batman has the same moral code with even less flexibility and yet he manages to remain interesting.[/quote]

Perhaps that's because Batman constantly struggles with his? Or more likely because he lacks superpowers on the far end of the overkill odometer.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Batman's just badass, that's all.[/QUOTE]

My stance is still undecided on batman. There is this sweet batman logo decal at my work for like $3. But I am not sure if I like batman enough to imprint his logo onto the back window of my car.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']the XD series are supposed to be some of the most reliable pistols out right now, I just don't like the feel of them though, We got this new Baretta 9mm in at work I would love to get, has a 14 round clip and a built on laser sight. A very slick gun.[/quote]

Yeah, the XD has a thick, hardy grip. The Eagle wasn't, like, thick like that really, just really fucking long. :/

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've never liked the look of the beretta, but that's just me. [/quote]
Me neither. And if the real thing is anything like the airsoft, I hate how it feels in my hand.


If I could have any handgun, it'd be either a USP Compact or a 1911, just because of the cusomisability options.
 
I love the feel of the baretta 9mm, it has finger grooves and a nice padded grip. And the laser site button is in a perfect location, right in the middle of the grip right where I rest my middle finger.

sigh.

If only I had $750 to spend on it.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I love the feel of the baretta 9mm, it has finger grooves and a nice padded grip. And the laser site button is in a perfect location, right in the middle of the grip right where I rest my middle finger.

sigh.

If only I had $750 to spend on it.[/quote]

I saw one of those grips on a fake 1911 today, they were indeed sweet. But 9mm is teh suck, go with .40 S&W or .357 SIG. ;)
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I saw one of those grips on a fake 1911 today, they were indeed sweet. But 9mm is teh suck, go with .40 S&W or .357 SIG. ;)[/QUOTE]Boo!
 
This reminds me my friend bought a .223 AR-15, a bushmaster. Spent a good $1200 on it. I am supposed to go shoot it with him sometime, I have to buy the ammo though. :whistle2:( And with a 30 round clip you go through ammo pretty quick.
 
"What do you picture makes a frame?
What you do everyday is the same.
Turn off the lights and shake your hips.
Lets make like a couplett, like two pairs of lips!"
 
MAC 10. You'll hit everything in a matter of seconds, so there's no real need for accuracy. ;)
 
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