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So I just got home from work. I worked from 5:30 to 10 when I was supposed to get off at 9. What really pisses me off is that I don't need to work and I have made that clear to them before. Hopefully I made some decent money though seeing as how I was slammed allllllllllllllllll night. Some lady bitched about how long one of the things took(I work in a resturaunt that sells alot of ice cream and shit and thats all I do is fix em up and make them look pretty) so when she ordered something else it sat there for a long ass time before I took it. Such a fat bitch. Between her and her husband/cousin they ate 3 desserts and she inquired about the candy bars that we have for the employees. Fat mother fuckers...grrr..... ok I'm done now.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Oh ya and I just got accepted into Gran Turismo Online Beta Test program. BOO-YAH![/QUOTE]

No fucking Way...how did you know about it / get in.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Head. Lots of head.[/QUOTE]

No Doubt...it is sad how unaware I am about things though. I just searched and found some reviews though.

That reminds me of George Carlin in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back; "...sure if you don't make with the head..."
 
I just got an email actually. I haven't even been on the Playstation website in a while so I guess they don't check for activity. Hell the last time I played PS2 was 2 weeks ago for about half an hour. Oh well. I can add another beta to my collection!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']My car now has over 100,000 miles on it. So that's nice. I've even got a cell phone pic of the odo. Maybe I'll post that tomorrow. :lol:[/QUOTE]

How old is it? My dad somehow managed to put 108,000 miles so far into his 2000 Jaguar S-Type :shock:
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']How old is it? My dad somehow managed to put 108,000 miles so far into his 2000 Jaguar S-Type :shock:[/QUOTE]It's a 2000. My dad has over 109,000 on his '02 Silverado. And on the other end my mom's '04 Passat is somewhere around 23,000 miles. :lol:
 
My car has like 140,000... but its a 93

I just had a weird thought. If you tried waxing your balls, would you wind up tearing your scrotum off? Blade, try it. You wont need them anyways.
 
[quote name='Kayden']My car has like 140,000... but its a 93

I just had a weird thought. If you tried waxing your balls, would you wind up tearing your scrotum off? Blade, try it. You wont need them anyways.[/QUOTE]
I'll also volunteer Blade's nether-region for this.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's a 2000. My dad has over 109,000 on his '02 Silverado. And on the other end my mom's '04 Passat is somewhere around 23,000 miles. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Damn. My car just passed 78k a few weeks ago, though I only drive about 4-8 miles in a typical day.
 
[quote name='Mike23']93 kilometres on my Acura. Not that you know what that means. :D[/QUOTE]I'm not about to look up the exact conversion, but I'm guessing that's between 50 and 60 miles.
 
[quote name='Kayden']My car has like 140,000... but its a 93

I just had a weird thought. If you tried waxing your balls, would you wind up tearing your scrotum off? Blade, try it. You wont need them anyways.[/quote]

My '93 Nissan's got 300k+ on it from when my dad used it to commute. Work perfect, too, love that car.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Why is it in BF2, that no matter what, the class you choose is always wrong for the current situation?[/quote]

Just drop the class for another. Medics are always useful though.

Only 3 more days of school!
 
[quote name='2poor']Just drop the class for another. Medics are always useful though.

Only 3 more days of school![/quote]

I was more so saying that even after switching, the new one has become useless. AS spec ops, I see 3 tanks, so I swtich to anti Tank. Suddenly, no tanks, so I switch to assault or something, and boom, tanks again.

But yea, as soon as I went MEdic, I stayed medic.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I was more so saying that even after switching, the new one has become useless. AS spec ops, I see 3 tanks, so I swtich to anti Tank. Suddenly, no tanks, so I switch to assault or something, and boom, tanks again.

But yea, as soon as I went MEdic, I stayed medic.[/quote]
I think spec ops is pretty useless unless you're going suicide bombing. I hate having to run up, throw 2 C4s, run away and detonate. I hardly ever play as anti tank. I'm usually medic or support.
 
I'm almost always Spec Ops, as I excel at suicide runs without the suicide part. Plus I can be insanely accurate with the M4.

And my girlfriend wants me to shave the beard. I dunno about that one.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']And my girlfriend wants me to shave the beard. I dunno about that one.[/QUOTE]
You know you're going to...
 
Well I'm about 65% done with my online course after a whirlwind of quizzes tonight, I've put in my requests for the midterm and final exams, I'm about to nap for about an hour or so, and when I get back up I'm going to finish the quizzes I lack, finish three writting assignments, and turn it all then. Then I'm going to call the places and ask that I can surely take the tests either on Friday and/or Saturday, and hope they don't deny me for any reason.

If all goes according to plan, I will finish this course by Saturday, get the grade in about 3 weeks, and finally graduate from college with my undergrad.

At which point, my unholy side-walking reign will scuttle across your pathetic lands and seas, with my faithful Scotty dog Sir Reginald by my side, and banishing you mortals into fuedal misery, before realtime weapons change gave you any sort of chance and damaging my impenetrable carapace.
 
Good for you, Mr...um, crabguy. I'm doing my second "big" interview in a few minutes a.k.a. whenever the guy calls me. Bruce Hornsby was actually pretty damn nice/cool and I feel like I should check out some of his better stuff.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Goddamnit... Don't stay up til 1:30 when you have to get up at 6:30[/quote]

Going to sleep at 1:30 and waking up a 6:00 is child's play. I mean, it's like getting to sleep in a half hour. :D

Sure, people may say you'll burn yourself out and are taking years off of your life, but hey, those years are at the end of your life and they usually suck anyway. Best use the time when it's the most valuable, right?
 
[quote name='Kayden']...sleep[/quote]

"To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub." Hamlet (III, i, 65-68)
 
I played Super Mario Kart for the first time last night. Just one cup. It was ... awful. I'm really surprised that anyone who played that game for any length of time in their youth has retained proper brain function. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I played Super Mario Kart for the first time last night. Just one cup. It was ... awful. I'm really surprised that anyone who played that game for any length of time in their youth has retained proper brain function. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, I feel the same way. Then again, people probably feel that way when they play the almighty Zero Tolerance for the first time.

Anyway, fuck summer classes, I fuckin' wanted to go to the fuckin' Guster show and those motherfuckers are playing the same fuckin' day as my fuckin' final.

/Brak rant
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Good for you, Mr...um, crabguy. I'm doing my second "big" interview in a few minutes a.k.a. whenever the guy calls me. Bruce Hornsby was actually pretty damn nice/cool and I feel like I should check out some of his better stuff.[/quote]

you interviewed bruce hornsby? he's the man!
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']you interviewed bruce hornsby? he's the man![/QUOTE]

Yeap. What do you suggest I listen to first. I'm far more interested in his more "adventurous" stuff, as he put it.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Yeap. What do you suggest I listen to first. I'm far more interested in his more "adventurous" stuff, as he put it.[/quote]

his "adventurous" stuff is uh, well not what i'd reccomend - i like the older stuff and his new album Halcyon days is ok.

if you want adventurous style Hornsby - check out Warren Zevon, who was one of the best things that ever happened to rock and roll.
 
[quote name='2poor']I think spec ops is pretty useless unless you're going suicide bombing. I hate having to run up, throw 2 C4s, run away and detonate. I hardly ever play as anti tank. I'm usually medic or support.[/quote]

I play medic too. Once you upgrade, the L85 is the best gun in the inventory.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I played Super Mario Kart for the first time last night. Just one cup. It was ... awful. I'm really surprised that anyone who played that game for any length of time in their youth has retained proper brain function. :lol:[/quote]

You damn kids and your music.
 
Just got woken up by a phone call from Geico(My insurance company) telling me that the guy who hit me last month looks like his insurance is just going to pay up without a fight but it could take anywhere from 30 to 90 days. If it takes longer they are sending their hot-shot attorney after him.
 
Man.

I just realized how lonely I am right now.

I'm currently at my parents' house, and I just woke up all of 20 minutes ago, and remembered that my mom is in the hospital for some kind of heart surgery. I don't think it's surgery per se, but just some sort of "cardiooscopy" procedure (I don't remember all the procedure names and the prefixes and things, but at some point I was studying to be a doctor so I did, but oh well...Edit: thanks Tiph), where they send a camera up through a vein and check on blockages in the heart. If they find a bad blockage, they'd have to do either open heart bypass surgery or insert a..is it catheter? In any case, a split or inflatable balloon in order to open the artery up. The decision on whether or not it ends up being surgery or a catheter insertion depends on which side of the heart it is on.

I don't think anything is going to go wrong, but it just kind chillingly apparent for me just now.

Bleh.

Besides I have to spend the rest of the day studying....I just got word that I'll take my first test tomorrow, and since tonight at midnight I'll finish the rest of my assignments (have to wait a certain period of time to turn stuff in), I'll probably take the final on Friday, and then I am DONE with this shit forever. I hate political science. It's not a science you morons. It's just social factors that can be explained in 5 minutes, but then you had to go in and ruin it by added all these arbitrary definitions and shit...just like economics.

Both are the most boring topics known to man.

"But I had the class at 8 AM, and there's not a lot I can learn out of one blood shot eye. I grabbed the professor aside one day and asked him 'WHAT THE fuck IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? ARE YOU TRYING TO KEEP THIS SHIT A SECRET???' " -Lewis Black
 
[quote name='Strell']I don't think it's surgery per se, but just some sort of "-oscopy" procedure (I don't remember all the procedure names and the prefixes and things, but at some point I was studying to be a doctor so I did, but oh well)[/quote]

Cardioscopy. :D
 
Yea, the studying has sort of fried me for the day, heh. That's such an easy one and I wouldn't have remembered it for shit.
 
[quote name='Kayden']What does being lonely have to do with your mom's catheter?[/QUOTE]

I'm not able to put together a mighty retort other beyond that of an fu, but when I do, you'll be the first one I'll scuttle after.

:)
 
[quote name='Strell']Yea, the studying has sort of fried me for the day, heh. That's such an easy one and I wouldn't have remembered it for shit.[/quote]

Eh, it's all good. I just put two and two together. As for being lonely, they make cures for that:

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