Bachelor Party

Just get everyone together and play some poker and video games. Some of my friends drink some don't but we all like to play some poker. Lot's of games you can't play in Vegas too 3-5-7, 7-27, Between the sheets. Have fun with it...
 
My bachelor party was as depraved as was allowed by law.

I loved it. And have not looked back since.

I would recommend a casino or sporting event.

Just for your friend:

We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off
Jermaine Stewart

Not a word, from your lips
You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip.
A quick hit, that's your game.
But I'm not a piece of meat, still you like my brain.
Night is young, so are we.
Let's get to know each other better, slow & easily.
Take my hand, let's hit the floor.
Shake our bodies to the music.
Maybe then you'll score.

Chorus: So come on baby, won't you show some class
Why you want to move so fast.
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night (all night)
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
Na na na na na na na............

Just slow down if you want me
A man wants to be approached cool & romantically
I've got needs
Just like you
If the conversation's good
Vibrations through & through

So come on baby, won't you show some class
Why you want to move so fast
We don't have to take outr clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night (all night)
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
Na na na na na na.........

Repeat until fade.............
 
Try a sports activity, such as bowling, basketball, golf, football, anthing like that were you guys can blow off some steam and just relax.
 
I will second paintballing. Its great I would plan around 3-4 hours for it though it sounds like alot but thats what you end up spending there.

Then have something planned afterwords.
 
This Memorial Day weekend, I'll be attending a bachelor party but, luckily, there will be plenty of strippers and booze - we're going to Vegas! I've been to a couple bachelor parties that lacked strippers - mostly poker, golf or baseball games - but I have NEVER been to one without booze, the concept scares me.
 
Not long ago when I was in charge of one bachelor party, I did plan to have a paintball day, but when I consider everyone's budget, we ended up with a modified super-fun scavanger hunt.. its quite twisted and fun... whever you do, make sure you are ready to drive around or collect some freaking funny stuff.
 
I say get him tanked and put him on a bus to somewhere far away so that when he wakes up the next morning, he'll have just enough time to call the bride and explain why wont be making the wedding on time. One of my cousins was an acomplice to just such a prank and I still think it's about the funniest thing I ever heard. Of course I was nowhere near the ire of the bride and her mother when the proverbial poo hit the fan, so what do I know?

Seriously though, if religion is so important for this guy, why not check in with his minister or youth group leader or whatever and see what the church recommends. I gotta believe that the churches have some sort of a plan for just such an occassion that involves "healthy male bonding" and abstention from delicious vice.
Failing that why not get together for a BBQ, since nothing says hanging with the guys like overcooking some pieces of (properly butchered, and preferably store bought) dead animal over burning coals (or propane).

PS I should probably apologize in advance for my tone, but .... what do you want? I'm a jerk. :twisted:
 
yeah I 3rd paintballing, it's lots of fun and it's something the wife may not let you do later in life. Also you can go on a camping trip, rough it, I'm guessing your wife like most women hate the out doors so it maybe you last chance to go camping.
 
I went to this one bachelor party where there were 2 strippers, 2 dildos, all for 2 hours, and only cost $200. The girls were decent. This was up in Maine, so YMMV.
 
[quote name='BigNick']I went to this one bachelor party where there were 2 strippers, 2 dildos, all for 2 hours, and only cost $200. The girls were decent. This was up in Maine, so YMMV.[/quote]

cannot contain laughter
 
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