Bad Vacations....

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I just got back from Panama City, Florida. Possibly the most boring vacation I have ever been on. I’m 20 and love watching women like most men. I got down there and all I see is old women, more old women, and old women. So I spent the whole week looking for things to do.

Went to the Ripley’s Believe it or not museum and overpaid for mostly lame stuff. And that is about it. That town had nothing. Funniest time I had was going to see 3:10 to Yuma and War, which I could have done at home.

And to think that this is my worst vacation and not the time I got bit by a shark or barracuda in the ocean. LOL
So what I want to know is what are some of you people’s worst vacations.
 
Well, PCB is known as the Redneck Riviera. I'm guessing you didn't know that before you went. Sorry you had such a bad time.
 
I went on a vacation to Peru a few years back where:
1. An engine went out on the plane and we all thought we were going to die.
2. Our Amazon riverboat lost 3 of its 4 bathrooms on the first day of a 2 week cruise.
3. I had more than 200 mosquito bites at the same time. (I counted.)
4. I got altitude sickness in the Andes mountains.
5. I got food poisoning from eating llama cheese and had the serious runs for about a week.
6. After hearing for days about how awesome Lima, Peru was because it never rains there due to geographical conditions, it rained on our last day.

Beat that.
 
[quote name='pacifickarma']I went on a vacation to Peru a few years back where:
1. An engine went out on the plane and we all thought we were going to die.
2. Our Amazon riverboat lost 3 of its 4 bathrooms on the first day of a 2 week cruise.
3. I had more than 200 mosquito bites at the same time. (I counted.)
4. I got altitude sickness in the Andes mountains.
5. I got food poisoning from eating llama cheese and had the serious runs for about a week.
6. After hearing for days about how awesome Lima, Peru was because it never rains there due to geographical conditions, it rained on our last day.

Beat that.[/quote]

I don't think anyone can. . .that sounds horrible.
The mosquito bites alone would be enough to ruin that vacation for me.

How about going to Montreal after knee surgery while you're still on crutches and following your little sister around all over the city while she goes shopping? It was sufficiently painful.
 
I was thrown out of Machu Picchu (Mayan ruins and one of the new 7 wonders) within 10 minutes of getting in for climbing onto the central pyramid El Castillo...
 
i got arrested in mexico getting in a fight and was raped in a mexican jail. ill take mosquito bites any day of the week over that experience.
 
I never made it to Machu Picchu due to the food poisoning. I was stuck in a crappy hotel 3 feet from my toilet! My family did go to Machu Picchu without me and had their train ride disrupted by some locals who used dynamite to blow a boulder onto the train track. The train had to stop for an hour while workers cleared the debris. Apparently, local rebels use this tactic to force trains to stop, and then raid the trains at gunpoint to rob the riders and take prisoners to ransom off. Luckily, no gun carrying bandits showed up to my family's train.
 
I slept for 3 nights on a bathroom floor in Spain. No lies. We were supposed to be there for like a week, but left early b/c of that
 
nothing beats visiting old friends and realizing you don't get along with/have grown too far apart from them.
 
[quote name='zachcalomd']I don't think anyone can. . .that sounds horrible.
The mosquito bites alone would be enough to ruin that vacation for me.

How about going to Montreal after knee surgery while you're still on crutches and following your little sister around all over the city while she goes shopping? It was sufficiently painful.[/QUOTE]
Are you really Dr. House?
 
[quote name='FunkyDoRight']I just got back from Panama City, Florida. Possibly the most boring vacation I have ever been on. I’m 20 and love watching women like most men. I got down there and all I see is old women, more old women, and old women.[/quote]

..you went in September, after school is already back in session. What were you expecting?
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']i got arrested in mexico getting in a fight and was raped in a mexican jail. ill take mosquito bites any day of the week over that experience.[/quote]
Your vacation was bad? I was the one that raped you. That ruined my entire week.

By the way, I assumed you were joking. I pray you were. If not, my sincere apologies for the situation and my terrible joke
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']So, to sum up this thread so far: don't go to countries that speak spanish?[/quote]

Leon S. Kennedy would probably agree.
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']i got arrested in mexico getting in a fight and was raped in a mexican jail. ill take mosquito bites any day of the week over that experience.[/quote]

What the fuck?

*note to self, never go to mexico.
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']i got arrested in mexico getting in a fight and was raped in a mexican jail. ill take mosquito bites any day of the week over that experience.[/quote]


This is a brilliant post! I have no idea whether or not to take it seriously.
 
I can't beat pacifickarma, but here's the bad shit that happened to me on one overall good vacation to Italy:

1. Food poisoning from some carbonera 2 days in, while still unable to sleep from jet-lag induced insomnia, which lasted for 3 fun, hostel-bound days.

2. Mugged (attacked, not pick-pocketed) on the only day I was out without my friends. It was 4pm, bright and sunny, in a busy part of the safest city I visited. I was walking out of church at the time.

3. In the rain, while attempting to run and get umbrellas for myself and one of my companions, I was almost hit by a car. As I slid out of the way, I fell in the street and cracked open my chin. Still have a bitchin' scar from that one.
 
[quote name='Stoneage']Are you really Dr. House?[/quote]

No, thank God, my insides would rot from all the Vicodin.
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']i got arrested in mexico getting in a fight and was raped in a mexican jail. ill take mosquito bites any day of the week over that experience.[/quote]

You mean raped "financially" right??? If not, i'm sorry to hear that.

I just got back from Acapulco, Mexico. DUDE!!! I had a blast!!!

It did help that I know a little spanish and skin/hair color can pass for a mexican... the tall good looking light skinned ones though.

The club scene was dead since it was september, and they were cleaning up from a hurricane the previous week.... so I checked out a bordello. On the way there I got a pretty good scare, I passed a shady lookin gay neighborhood and saw couples of guys that looked like T-Hawk in Village People outfits making out.

Anyways, 80 bucks, 40 minutes, no holds barred with a tight... and i mean TIGHT little mexican honey!!!! yummmy!!! The place was called Quinta Rebecca.

Then, the next night I went to strip joint, 20 bucks for a hand job...

And on my last night, checked out Hooters in Acapulco. Got the hottest waitress there. The ones in all their advertisments. Got a picture with her.

All the american females that were there were either a) engaged b) underage c) with their parents d) honeymoon
 
[quote name='level1online']
Then, the next night I went to strip joint, 20 bucks for a hand job... [/quote]

Sweet Deal!
 
[quote name='level1online']
Then, the next night I went to strip joint, 20 bucks for a hand job...
[/quote]

I do believe this belongs in the "Other Deals" forum ;)
 
[quote name='level1online']

Anyways, 80 bucks, 40 minutes, no holds barred with a tight... and i mean TIGHT little mexican honey!!!! yummmy!!! The place was called Quinta Rebecca.

Then, the next night I went to strip joint, 20 bucks for a hand job...

[/quote]

Is anyone else shocked to see such a blatant admission of prostitution? Might just be me, I guess, but shit.........you paid for sex, bro. That's incredibly sad (not to mention wrong) in my book.
 
[quote name='the ender']Is anyone else shocked to see such a blatant admission of prostitution? Might just be me, I guess, but shit.........you paid for sex, bro. That's incredibly sad (not to mention wrong) in my book.[/QUOTE]


i have never paid for it, but there is nothing wrong with it as long as their is no exploitation going on and everyone is of age. Dont use your own morals to judge others. There is a reason why its the world's oldest profession.
 
So, ummm...you guys assume the guy who says he got raped in a Mexican prison is joking, but you all assume the guy who talks about visiting prostitutes in Mexico is dead serious?

...Either they're both joking (and not really being funny, if anyone's wondering), or they're both kinda whacko for talking about it here.

...No offense, though. ;)


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[quote name='Ikohn4ever']i have never paid for it, but there is nothing wrong with it as long as their is no exploitation going on and everyone is of age. Dont use your own morals to judge others. There is a reason why its the world's oldest profession.[/quote]
See, I can tell you're serious.

And you, sir, are dead wrong.

Firstly, there is something wrong with it; it's illegal, for one. And that's even putting aside things like morals, or the Bible...

And as for morals?

You're wrong. By your logic, Hitler and Stalin were A O.K., because they both thought that what they did was perfectly fine, admirable, even. And you know what? Practically everyone thinks that. No one wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what, it's great to be evil!"

Actually, I'm sure a few people do say that. They're insane. That's almost a hallmark of insanity.
 
[quote name='the ender']Is anyone else shocked to see such a blatant admission of prostitution? Might just be me, I guess, but shit.........you paid for sex, bro. That's incredibly sad (not to mention wrong) in my book.[/quote]

LoL - I was a bit shocked at first, but it's not so crazy when you think about it.

Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Sex is legal. Why isn't selling sex legal?

- George Carlin
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[quote name='Killer Rabbit']See, I can tell you're serious.

And you, sir, are dead wrong.

Firstly, there is something wrong with it; it's illegal, for one. And that's even putting aside things like morals, or the Bible...

And as for morals?

You're wrong. By your logic, Hitler and Stalin were A O.K., because they both thought that what they did was perfectly fine, admirable, even. And you know what? Practically everyone thinks that. No one wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what, it's great to be evil!"

Actually, I'm sure a few people do say that. They're insane. That's almost a hallmark of insanity.
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I just had to quote this.

Real or not, it is true comedy gold.
 
[quote name='Killer Rabbit']

See, I can tell you're serious.

And you, sir, are dead wrong.

Firstly, there is something wrong with it; it's illegal, for one. And that's even putting aside things like morals, or the Bible...

And as for morals?

You're wrong. By your logic, Hitler and Stalin were A O.K., because they both thought that what they did was perfectly fine, admirable, even. And you know what? Practically everyone thinks that. No one wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what, it's great to be evil!"

Actually, I'm sure a few people do say that. They're insane. That's almost a hallmark of insanity.
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wow, just wow, u go from prostitution to stretch my post to saying that Hitler was justified, you need to work on comparative examples.

First this was mexico, so prostitution might be legal there from the get go. Alcohol was legal, than illegal, than legal. Abortion is legal now, but people want to make it illegal. As times change, laws change, and actually in parts of Nevada it is legal. I will skip a couple of lines for the shock to sink in.





Comparing people using their body to earn money to people who think they are evil show your bias, you assume someone who does that is evil. You have no reason why someone goes into the skin trade. Porn stars get paid for sex, but that is legal, really how is that any different from a prostitute? The only reason that it is illegal in the US is that its a moral issue that life long politicians would not touch with a 10ft poll. In other countries it is legal, taxed, and supervised by the Government like many other services.


I am sure you will post some drivel, but I will sum up what you are about to post "nuh uh". Keep it to yourself, there are plenty worse things going on out there besides people spending their hard earned money on a victimless crime.
 
[quote name='Killer Rabbit']So, ummm...you guys assume the guy who says he got raped in a Mexican prison is joking, but you all assume the guy who talks about visiting prostitutes in Mexico is dead serious?

...Either they're both joking (and not really being funny, if anyone's wondering), or they're both kinda whacko for talking about it here.

...No offense, though. ;)


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See, I can tell you're serious.

And you, sir, are dead wrong.

Firstly, there is something wrong with it; it's illegal, for one. And that's even putting aside things like morals, or the Bible...

And as for morals?

You're wrong. By your logic, Hitler and Stalin were A O.K., because they both thought that what they did was perfectly fine, admirable, even. And you know what? Practically everyone thinks that. No one wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what, it's great to be evil!"

Actually, I'm sure a few people do say that. They're insane. That's almost a hallmark of insanity.
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Why are people constantly displaying their stupidity? #-o:bomb: First of all, you invoked Godwin's Law and thus qualify for being completely banned from the internet. Second of all, your logic is flawed. In case you didn't notice, which your pea-brain shows to be self-evidently true, Ikohn4ever said:

[quote name='Ikoh4ever']i have never paid for it, but there is nothing wrong with it as long as their is no exploitation going on and everyone is of age.[/quote]

What's this? As long as there is no exploitation and everyone is of age???? So, by that logic, that would mean, oh, I dunno, that using Hitler and Stalin as examples would be wrong? :roll: Since they, like, you know exploited people and of all ages? Thirdly, I wouldn't go around using the Bible as a paragon of morality. It's the same book that says you'll go to hell for eating shellfish (Leviticus 11:9-12, Deuteronomy 14:9-10). :lol: Fourth, legality doesn't necessarily translate to being right. As Ikohn pointed out, alcohol, abortion, & prostitution were illegal at one point. But to really make it sink in, he forgot to mention that at one point in the US's history, slavery was a just & legal proposition and that black people had about the same rights as a potato. And it took about 200 years for that to change and you've still got people who think otherwise. So the law doesn't mean shit. It's simply a guideline for what people currently can/will tolerate.

Fact of the matter is, people sell their bodies all the time be it manual labor or sex. It's just that manual labor is tolerated while sex is not (which is stupid). Grow up. Morality isn't the black & white issue you make it out to be.

[quote name='camoor']LoL - I was a bit shocked at first, but it's not so crazy when you think about it.[/quote]

[quote name='George Carlin']Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Sex is legal. Why isn't selling sex legal?[/quote]

Check my sig. :lol:
 
I admit, it wasn't a very Christian thing for me to do. Seriously, I'm going to ask for forgiveness.

If it's any consolation, we had a lovely time. She was 24 years old, and could hold a conversation. We had a funny chat about the movie "Touristas", and how I got scared and almost punched out the cabbie when he took a shortcut through the gay-borhood to get to Quinta Rebecca.

anyways... I basically wanted to take advantage of things in Mexico that I can't legally do in
"the land of the free"
 
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