[quote name='FawkAndSuck']I'd like to see the look on the cashier's face when a grown man brings a copy of this game to the register.[/QUOTE]
You: "I would like ONE copy of Victorious: Time to Shine."
Cashier: "Sir, you already have it in your hand. No need to ask for it."
You (handing over the game): "Yeah, okay, but--"
Cashier (scanning in the game): "Okay, sir, that'll be $(3.99+tax)."
You: "Heh, that's it?"
Cashier: "Yes, it's on sale."
You: "No, I mean, aren't you surprised that I'm buying this game? No wacky response? Don't you think I'm weird and quirky for buying this game? I mean, haha, right?"
Cashier: "Sir, the $(3.99+tax) please."