Best job ever... that isn't in porn.

[Kayden]

I just started a new job as a pc tech. basically I get paid to tell people how to use their pcs. I'm doing the computer based training and I get hungry. I go to the break room, and what do I find? Doughnuts, cinnemon raisen bread, extra chunky peanut butter, and deli meat!

Damn good lunch. It had like 2 inches of peanut butter and two huge slices of honey ham... my belly... is happy.

 

[Dr Mario Kart]

like that tech guy on SNL?

 

[DaleNixon]

Dude, just don't blow up like the Hindenburg with all that food around!

 

[Garcia5Owens81]

Let's not be so vulgar and possibly offensive, thank you. -Trakan

 

[Kayden]

[quote name='Garcia5Owens81']Let's not be so vulgar and possibly offensive, thank you. -Trakan[/quote]

How is peanutbutter offensive? Its not like I said I put it on my wang and had dogs.... assists in its removal.

Oh yea... STFU dog killer

 

[Lord Draconus777]

^^I feel for your dad, I would find it hard to keep from ejaculating when I'm going 70 mp/h.

 

[Kayden]

Ohh... i missed something...

 

[Garcia5Owens81]

For all you guys know the dog could have had rabies and I just put it out of its misery. You guys fail to ask these questions.

 

[orangemage]

[quote name='Kayden']Ohh... i missed something...[/quote]

yeah Trakan edited dog killers post

 

[RedvsBlue]

[quote name='Garcia5Owens81']For all you guys know the dog could have had rabies and I just put it out of its misery. You guys fail to ask these questions.[/quote]

Next time I'm in the road can you swerve for me please? That way I won't have to read your dumbass posts.

 

[NegativeZero]

Is this the person that beat the dog with the skateboard???

if so ur a bloody jerk.

if not

do what you do.

 

[Kayden]

[quote name='NegativeZero']Is this the person that beat the dog with the skateboard???

if so ur a bloody jerk.

if not

do what you do. [/quote]

He hit it with his car...

 

[eldad9]

[quote name='Kayden']Damn good lunch. It had like 2 inches of peanut butter and two huge slices of honey ham... my belly... is happy. [/quote]

I'm guessing 3 pounds a week.

 

[flizmo007]

[quote name='Garcia5Owens81']For all you guys know the dog could have had rabies and I just put it out of its misery. You guys fail to ask these questions.[/quote]

Screw you jackass... You are one sick individual...

 

[Rig]

[quote name='flizmo007'][quote name='Garcia5Owens81']For all you guys know the dog could have had rabies and I just put it out of its misery. You guys fail to ask these questions.[/quote]

Screw you jackass... You are one sick individual...[/quote]

I agree. What a ing stupid person.


On-Topic: Glad you are happy OP. I hope your job continues to be good for you.

 

[dcfox]

Damn I could go for nice Pastrami sandwich right now. But did they have regular white bread or did you have to use the raisin bread to make a sandwich?

 

[Kayden]

[quote name='dcfox']Damn I could go for nice Pastrami sandwich right now. But did they have regular white bread or did you have to use the raisin bread to make a sandwich?[/quote]

They had white, whole wheat, english muffins and the cinnimon raisin!

The sweetness of the bread went well with the meat and peanuts.