Beware my fellow Michiganders for those crazy Japanese are up to something...

That makes too much sense... they're up to something far more devious than that, probably coming here to take over the Indian Casino, unless of course they're in cahoots with the Indians.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']:rofl: Eggrolls at Soaring Eagle.[/quote]

#-o I can see it now[/quote]

I think it would be cool and creepy at the same time.
 
Ya... I don't go to the casino ever though, so it wouldn't be a big deal to me. Of course this is a "horror" game so there must be more to it.
 
Finally someone is exploiting the long untapped horror potential of Michigan.

Or it could be the Stephen King take on the WB mascot.
 
There's no need to worry. Like the rest of America, no one in Japan cares about Michigan at all.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']That makes too much sense... they're up to something far more devious than that, probably coming here to take over the Indian Casino, unless of course they're in cahoots with the Indians.[/quote]

Silly ZL...everyone knows they're after the giant Uniroyal Tire. :shock:

On a not quite related note, the nail's new residence isn't very far from my house. It's kind of weird to be driving home and to pass the nail...
 
Michigan might be the scariest state in the nation- I think about.

Whats so scary about Delaware? Nothing. What about Arkansas? Nope. Michigan...Now thats scary.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Michigan might be the scariest state in the nation- I think about.

Whats so scary about Delaware? Nothing. What about Arkansas? Nope. Michigan...Now thats scary.[/quote]

Utah.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Michigan might be the scariest state in the nation- I think about.

Whats so scary about Delaware? Nothing. What about Arkansas? Nope. Michigan...Now thats scary.[/quote]

Actually the name does sound more scary the most states.
 
it is called Michigan, yet takes place in Chicago

I do think the game will be interesting due to the fact that the guy who is directing Killer 7 is involved
 
[quote name='guessed'][quote name='Xevious']Michigan might be the scariest state in the nation- I think about.

Whats so scary about Delaware? Nothing. What about Arkansas? Nope. Michigan...Now thats scary.[/quote]

Utah.[/quote]

Holy crap. How did I forget Utah. Yeah, Utah is a scary state. Michigan is more likely to have ghosts and goblins. Utah is more likely to have undead Zombies and mutant freaks. So its a different kind of scary.
 
WTF is the Killer 7 director working on a game when Killer 7 isn't even done yet? Asshat.

PS: Check out the wallpaper on the site OP linked to. The Japanese are perverted... but we already knew that.
 
Japanese developer: "You have such a large penis. It not large. It huge penis. Japanese penis oh so small. Very small."

Michiganite: "But this game you have has Michigan in its name."

Dev: "That's because you have such a magnificent penis. Come here, girls. Doesn't this American from Michigan have a very large penis?"

Gaggle of women dressed like Idols : "Hi!"

Dev: "And don't I have small penis? Miniscule penis. Unable of giving large pleasure. Is not Japanese male penis very very small?"

Idols: "Hi!"

Michiganite: "Uh... I'm sure it's not that bad."

Dev: "But your penis is so large. It monumental!"

Michiganite: "Well, er... I mean... Thank you I guess. It's not all that bi-"

Dev: "Oh yes, your penis is very very large."

Michiganite *blush*: "It is slightly above average..."
 
[quote name='Xevious']Utah is more likely to have undead Zombies and mutant freaks. [/quote]

Not sure about zombies but they got alot of mutant freaks, but nowadays with the who politically correct thing going on, we've gotta call them "Mormons"
 
Actually Montana is probably the scariest state; first and foremost, half of it is owned by Ted Turner; second, there's no speed limits anywhere, which might be kinda cool; and third, a common way of dealing with a problem is to use your shotgun and burn the corpse, since there's like 1 person every 100 miles or so out there. Although, Utah is pretty scary too with all it's Mormons. How you can say Arkansas isn't scary is beyond me, that's where Clinton is from, plus they marry their cousins down there regularly. Then there's Idaho, the "potato state" what's not scary about that?

Come to think of it most of the US is scary in some way or another... just not as scary as Montana, or Michigan now.
 
What can compare to Alaska.
C'mon now, you're next to Canada...IN THE MIDDLE OF FRIGGIN NOWHERE!
What the hell do you do in Alaska?
...I wonder if they have Burger King in Alaska...

Anyway, it must be cold and freezing and friggin scary as hell. You got weeks of daylight and weeks of nighttime. Party all night...for a whole week straight. Then have a one week hangover.
Whoo!
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Hopefully the Japanese will do something about the weather ... Michigan is too damn cold :([/quote]

except for the week prior to xmas it really hasn't been that bad this year, christ it was 50 New year's eve.
 
ya know... if memory serves I thought you... wait... a sec... here... I'm talking to you posting and on AIM there's something wrong with that...
 
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