Lessons learned from this auction---
1-- If you have a gold plated strategy guide up for auction, don't include a free date with some random dude with it or else no one will bid on it.
2-- if you offer a date, don't sell it by telling people that you are the 9th best Tekken player in Northern California(random as hell.)
3-- NEVER post pictures of yourself with ugly people that are dressed as video game characters. This goes for anywhere, not just auctions. if someone even catches you in the background of a photo with cosplayers, punch them in the face and break their camera, Axel Rose style.