After missing the last few weeks of Big Brothers, here are my collected thoughts now that I've caught up: I love boobies and Big Brother.
Episode 8: Keesha proves the stupid blond stereotype. I would have liked to have seen Memphis and Jerry settle it Jello wrestling style.
Libra, during the earthquake, "That's so cool." A mother, everyone. The wise words of a mother.
Episode 9: I will miss Angie... 's boobs. Man, that was a nice rack. Who ever divorced from her is one stupid jackass. All problems can be resolved with boobs. It's a scientific fact proven by science and facts.
Oh, and Dan is my favorite person in the house. He, as America's Player, sure beats that nipple-ring wearing, hot Kansas girl bangi-- Damn it. Dan's beat.
Episode 10: I hope Ollie shares the wealth and gives everyone a full-body massage. I don't know if it was intended, but the ending of the shaking building challenge was awfully sexual. Not that I'm complaining, but still, it was there. Two women bend over shaking to and fro. Incredible. And really, I'm not surprised April won. She looks like she practices her kung-fu grip often. Ahem.
"Can you say 'turd.'"
Yes, I can say "April"... err... "Libra." Err, wait.
Episode 11: The 17-second hug was hilarious. Dan is fantastic.
In terms of boobs, Keesha needs to stay. Just saying. Immaturity aside, she needs to stay for my viewing pleasure.
Jessie relaying information was fun. I also like Jessie. I can relate. I have tons of brawn. No, really. Wait, why are you laughing?
Libra is a mother? Really now? Interesting. I bet she's terrific at beating and screaming at her kids.
Episode 12: Poor Dan. He seems like he will be in trouble after this week. Well, at least he won himself money.
And his sister's one spicy meatball. I'd want her spice on my meatballs. Ahem, I need a Wet Nap.
"Let's talk with April who's alone in the HOH bedroom."
I bet that's one of a few times she's been alone in a bedroom. If you know what I mean. Wink wink, nudge nudge. 'Cause she's a whore. Hiyo! High-five!
It's a shame they humanized Jessie only to quickly eliminate him. However, I prefer Dan. Go Dan.
Episode 13: Go Dan. That is all. Just not home just yet as I want him to win it all.
The game show reminded me how I chose not to watch Season 9. One season of ten. Don't mess with the formula, Big Brother. Oh, and I wanted to see Danielle or Dick, preferably Danielle. Just so I can make Keesha and Danielle boob (and face, duh) comparisons. It would be like bopping twins. Ahem.
The old man needs to be put out to pasture.
Episode 14: The old man is crossing lines and, again, needs to shut up. I'll bring the shotgun.
Poor Memphis. However, the necklace looked great on him, though.
Libra claps her hands like a monkey asking for a banana. Weird.
Keesha has nice boobs. That is all. Next episode!
Episode 15: First, Keesha is hotter than April. Second, April looks like a foot. Third, Keesha is hotter than April.
Ding dong the witch is gone! Hooray! Adios, Libra. Get the

off my screen! Wee!
Keesha has great boobs. Bring on the next episode!
Episode 16: I find it hard to believe April hasn't eaten meat since she was a young teen.
I like Ollie, but I don't like his connection to April, and I don't want him to win. He could give Memphis or Dan problems later on in the game.
Here's hoping they backdoor Ollie.