Bill Gates: "Viva Piñata is for little girls"

[quote name='Corvin']No doubt. I can't believe the number of ignorant people on this forum. Way too many people around here judging a book by its cover. To each their own, but those that knock it without giving it a fair shake are doing a disservice to themselves. It is easily one of the best games on the system.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, this is seriously scary. We get posts like "did you see the colors it has on it's cover!"

Huh?

I'm terrified by people who think "adult" either means blood dripping out of every orifice or porn.
 
[quote name='Wolfpup']Yeah, this is seriously scary. We get posts like "did you see the colors it has on it's cover!"

Huh?

I'm terrified by people who think "adult" either means blood dripping out of every orifice or porn.[/quote]

Hey, whackos, it's called culture. Not too many men out there wear baby blue or pink clothing, wouldn't you say? Why don't you go make a clothing company and produce only neon green, pink, bright orange, and baby blue and see how many men flock to your section. And if you claim that you are a better man than to be thwarted by something so simple as cultural influences, then you are an idiot. Why don't you wear pink short-shorts today and put on some red lipstick.
 
[quote name='nintendokid']Hey, whackos[/quote]

Whackos? You've got issues if you're threatened by a COLOR.
 
What do you mean? It's true...what kind of loser wears short pink flower shorts (Oh wait the tard on Apprentice...last episode to ever be watched)
 
[quote name='nintendokid']Hey, whackos, it's called culture. Not too many men out there wear baby blue or pink clothing, wouldn't you say? Why don't you go make a clothing company and produce only neon green, pink, bright orange, and baby blue and see how many men flock to your section. And if you claim that you are a better man than to be thwarted by something so simple as cultural influences, then you are an idiot. Why don't you wear pink short-shorts today and put on some red lipstick.[/quote]

I like the fact that someone who calls himself nintendokid is telling us what being a man is all about.:lol: Irony lives!
 
[quote name='neocisco']I like the fact that someone who calls himself nintendokid is telling us what being a man is all about.:lol: Irony lives![/QUOTE]

No wait, did you see he "turned Xbox360kid" so now he's totally mature with his Gears of War avatar and has no time for games with colors.
 
I bought this game, I'd say I've put in 3-4 hours in it. It is a great time if your expecting what it is: a gardening/farming Sim. The minigames for the pinata fucking do get harder as it goes, and they are a fun element to break up the core game, and do get extremely challenging at the end. I've broken some pinata hearts because I failed a mini game.

The truly amazing thing is, my woman is totally into it. I get home from work, and she has already been playing it for an hour and a half. So I watched her play for about 15 minutes, then watched TV for an hour, did some homework, had a snap, and she continues to play it non stop. So by this point I'm getting hungry for dinner, but I notice the dishes haven't been done yet to make the dinner. So as I'm doing a quick load of dishes, this feeling of the twilight zone comes over me, as I'm holding a sponge while she is holding a controller playing xbox - we switched places in the universe. This has never happend ever, so I had to tell her to stop playing games and make my dinner, biatch. She has already gotten the 10 hours real time achievement, and will likely soon get the 50 hours. Beware male gamers who live with women, this game is actually crack cocaine on a disc, and you might not get to play Rainbow six until they go to sleep.
 
[quote name='Wolfpup']Whackos? You've got issues if you're threatened by a COLOR.[/quote]

Facts:
1. "Impulse" buyers outnumber buyers who watch trailers, pictures, read ten different previews of a game before it even starts printing, and reads ten different reviews before making a decision to buy or not.

2. Everyone (not just impulse buyers) relies on first impression at a subconscious level. Note: Apparently, Wolfpup has the innate ability to bypass this very human nature that even God cannot manipulate.

3. Impulse buyers then uses their senses, advertisement (THE COVER IS ALSO AN ADVERTISEMENT STIMULUS - NO ONE SELLS A BLANK CASE GAME), and word-of-mouth. In other words, they look at the games and guess which one will entertain the game player the most.

4. Skillful, professional people are employed in the public relations, marketing, and research & development sectors and get paid more than you and I ever will. They are always studying and monitoring who, what, when, where, and how to sell a game.


This is a typical lineup at game stores:

http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product_id=200131

Out of all those games, which two (2) games are more likely to catch the interests of parent(s) and their child(ren), particularly girls? Ok. Which two games are LEAST LIKELY to catch the attention of male teenagers-young adults-adults? What do these two games have in common at first glance? How about no guns, less realism (animals), lack of mayhem (no fire, destruction), obscure title name without words like "War", "Smack", or "Fight", and color(ful). You do know that if you are hooked up to a machine that monitors your blood pressure and heart rate and are shown images and colors, your body actually reacts at a level in which you can't immediately sense, right? This is Marketing, Psychology, and Common Sense 101. I rest my case.

You'll probably say something subjective and stupid like "Well, it could be any game because it depends on what the parents allow their children to play."

Do yourself a favor and never enter a school or career that specializes in social sciences, advertisement design, public relations, video games, research & development, and/or marketing.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']No wait, did you see he "turned Xbox360kid" so now he's totally mature with his Gears of War avatar and has no time for games with colors.[/quote]

Actually, I do play VP. Level 39 Gardener (only because my first 360 died and I had to restart), so shut your mouth. It's just that you guys fail to admit the fact that this game is marketed towards young children...girls, to be specific.

What else do you have? You're gonna make fun of my name? Turned Xbox360 kid is an inside joke between my friends that you know nothing of! HA! You're pitiful. And I've had that same name at Gamespot since 1997. Why should I change it? No. You should change your name to sorrymom4beingsodumb.
 
The game is aimed at kids, but some teens and adults like it. Just like Pokemon. Would any Pokemon fan say that those games it aren't aimed at kids? Only if they haven't seen kids go fucking nuts whenever they see something with Pikachu on it or if they were in some sad state of denial. How about Super Princess Peach? that really was aimed directly at little girls but people here still enjoyed it.

There's nothing wrong with liking the game. I just don't think there's any way to deny that Viva Pinata is aimed at kids.

COMPROMISE? ON MY VIDEO GAME FORUM?

What else do you have? You're gonna make fun of my name? Turned Xbox360 kid is an inside joke between my friends that you know nothing of! HA! You're pitiful. And I've had that same name at Gamespot since 1997. Why should I change it? No. You should change your name to sorrymom4beingsodumb.

yeah, "turned xbox360 kid" is a very difficult inside joke to decipher. we know nothing about what it's deep implications could possibly mean...?
 
[quote name='nintendokid']Actually, I do play VP. Level 39 Gardener (only because my first 360 died and I had to restart), so shut your mouth. It's just that you guys fail to admit the fact that this game is marketed towards young children...girls, to be specific.

What else do you have? You're gonna make fun of my name? Turned Xbox360 kid is an inside joke between my friends that you know nothing of! HA! You're pitiful. And I've had that same name at Gamespot since 1997. Why should I change it? No. You should change your name to sorrymom4beingsodumb.[/QUOTE]

Nintendo/Xbox Kid/Youth/Grown Man/Whatever you are wins the unintentional comedy post of the year award. I wish I could put this whole thing on a tshirt.
 
[quote name='nintendokid']Hey, whackos, it's called culture. Not too many men out there wear baby blue or pink clothing, wouldn't you say? Why don't you go make a clothing company and produce only neon green, pink, bright orange, and baby blue and see how many men flock to your section. And if you claim that you are a better man than to be thwarted by something so simple as cultural influences, then you are an idiot. Why don't you wear pink short-shorts today and put on some red lipstick.[/QUOTE]


Please post a picture where you are wearing the box covers for all your manly culturally-defined games. I need a good laugh.
 
[quote name='porieux']Please post a picture where you are wearing the box covers for all your manly culturally-defined games. I need a good laugh.[/QUOTE]

LOL! That just sums it up perfectly :lol:
 
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