I went to CompUSA to get the 3.97 wireless router and USB adaptor. Unfortunately I got there at 12:20, and the store was PACKED. Not sure what the connection is, but easily over 1/2 of the mob was Asian.
Well, they were all taken - but all of a sudden people were all pointing at the ceiling and sure enough, a LOAD of the routers on the very top shelf. Several people (myself included) scaled the walls like King Kong and kindly dropped one or two to the grateful masses waiting below who couldn't or didn't want to climb the wall (One Asian lady holds her hand high in the air and says to me "You are size", then points to the top).
I was bummed that the USB adaptors were out and walked around with my g/f. We found nothing else of value, but at one point I heard a girl in the line that was at this point now a good 150 people long discussing her USB adaptor with her friends. I asked if she could tell me where she got it and her friend says "Why, do you need one?" I did, and she pulled one out from the shelf behind her where she had decided to abandon her second one.
Finally, it was time to suffer through the line. There were two MASSIVE lines going down either side of the store, but there were two registers between where the store shelves and product prevented the line from forming to the back of the store. I expected that each long line just fed into its corresponding "inside" register, but when I went up there the lines were not feeding into the middle registers. So I go to the guy who is about 15 people back at one of the middle registers and say "Is this the back of the line?" - "Yep!" After much clarifying that I wans't cutting in front of all those schmucks in the 150+ line, I stepped in.
Being the good CAG that I am, I noticed the other "middle" line was even shorter, due to a large group of tables/display mods directly behind it. I asked that guy at the back if he was truly the last person in line and he laughs and goes "Yep"! Now all I had to do was get over there, and leaving my place in line was now a risk as the "long" line had witnessed my maneuver and was now feeding into my short line. Finally, this hilarious African-American lady steps up and goes "Here's the problem, just move these right here!" and grabs the DVD display and moves it completely out of the way. I stepped through, waited through about 7 people in line, and got out of there 1.5 hours earlier than if we had gotten stuck at the back.
Got exactly what I came for and we got out in a reasonable amount of time. Now my parents can have wireless - something I've been promising we'd be able to hook them up with cheaply for a couple of months.