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CAGiversary!
Meh.
http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/
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Blackthorne 2: Thorne Harder
Sixteen years have passed on Earth since Kyle Blackthorne returned to his homeworld, the futuristic planet of Tuul, to overthrow the evil Sarlac and reclaim his father's kingdom of Ka'dra'suul. But even though Sarlac was defeated, his malignant influence refused to follow him into the grave. Now, a new threat stirs beyond a torn horizon, and only one man can stop the darkness closing in... on Earth.
Unwilling to let another world he had called home be crushed in the wicked grip of the orc blight, Kyle Blackthorne abandons his throne and uses the power of the Lightstone to travel back to Earth. But what awaits him at the other end of the world portal is like nothing he could have expected, and the stakes are higher than ever before....
The sequel to the best selling action adventure shooter spanning five consoles
Queen's Quest
In the wake of the Brood War, many are still struggling to find their way amid the swath of destruction left behind by the clash of the terran, protoss, and zerg. But one journey in particular will prove to be more harrowing, more challenging, and more epic than anything she has ever dealt with before: the journey of the Queen of Blades.
To bring this story of betrayal, love, action, drama, comedy, destiny, freedom, war, peace, hope, and epic adventure to life, you will have the power of the written language at your fingertips. Our game designers spent years in order to harness the force of the written word with a simple yet powerful interface to immerse you in the StarCraft universe like you've never been before. The result of this momentous effort is the Adventuring Game Ingine. Using a revolutionary technology known as the TEXT PARSER, you will guide the Queen of Blades on a quest to save the Swarm from ultimate destruction. This cutting-edge of natural human interface development will allow you to save the galaxy... with your words.
*note: iPhone users will need to open the application on a secondary handset
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http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/
[quote name='Blizzard']
Blackthorne 2: Thorne Harder
Sixteen years have passed on Earth since Kyle Blackthorne returned to his homeworld, the futuristic planet of Tuul, to overthrow the evil Sarlac and reclaim his father's kingdom of Ka'dra'suul. But even though Sarlac was defeated, his malignant influence refused to follow him into the grave. Now, a new threat stirs beyond a torn horizon, and only one man can stop the darkness closing in... on Earth.
Unwilling to let another world he had called home be crushed in the wicked grip of the orc blight, Kyle Blackthorne abandons his throne and uses the power of the Lightstone to travel back to Earth. But what awaits him at the other end of the world portal is like nothing he could have expected, and the stakes are higher than ever before....
The sequel to the best selling action adventure shooter spanning five consoles
- Uncannily lifelike AI
- Quasi-photorealistic graphics
- Epic hard rock soundtrack
- Magical, revolutionary gameplay
- Some sort of arbitrary Twitter and Facebook integration. Your friends will thank you.
Queen's Quest
In the wake of the Brood War, many are still struggling to find their way amid the swath of destruction left behind by the clash of the terran, protoss, and zerg. But one journey in particular will prove to be more harrowing, more challenging, and more epic than anything she has ever dealt with before: the journey of the Queen of Blades.
To bring this story of betrayal, love, action, drama, comedy, destiny, freedom, war, peace, hope, and epic adventure to life, you will have the power of the written language at your fingertips. Our game designers spent years in order to harness the force of the written word with a simple yet powerful interface to immerse you in the StarCraft universe like you've never been before. The result of this momentous effort is the Adventuring Game Ingine. Using a revolutionary technology known as the TEXT PARSER, you will guide the Queen of Blades on a quest to save the Swarm from ultimate destruction. This cutting-edge of natural human interface development will allow you to save the galaxy... with your words.
- Sweeping saxophone soundtrack
- Literary consultation from “A Couple of Dudes from Mar Sara”
- Comes on 17 floppy disks
- A revolutionary Digital Rights Management (DRM) scheme in 5 easy steps:
- Open the Spin-A-Spacer DRM application on any smart phone*
- Line up the spacer faces to reveal the page/word matrix value
- Consult your player guide / lore manual, and turn to the appropriate page
- Use the special 3d lenticular glasses to decode the margin text and find the keyword passphrase
- Enter the special passphrase into the on-screen prompt
- Speak “OK” clearly and audibly into the device’s audio input
- ENJOY! (Occassionally, you may be asked to call a toll-free 800 number to verify your identity)
*note: iPhone users will need to open the application on a secondary handset
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