i'm under extreme viral duress at the moment, but didn't see a thread for this
basically some iranian cleric made the claim that women dressing immodestly (i.e., cleavage) = gives men impure thoughts = causes earthquakes. this sounds like a joke but the dood was 100% super cereal. another iranian head honcho confirmed this line of thinking.
so some chick created "boobquake" which encourages women to wear push up bras and tank tops and photograph it as evidence. this is all over facebook and twitter and the like. i think the originator's website is "blag hag" or something.
anyway, point is, this is the absolute worst day in the world to get sick, which makes me question the honest existence of higher powers, because maybe he's trying to hoardo more boobs for himself.
if you'll excuse me I need to go juice myself. yes! juice! i am like living human starburst. and yes, I have thought up many, MANY more metaphors and analogies to describe this particular assault upon my body. grisly gross ones. ask me for more informtiion!
basically some iranian cleric made the claim that women dressing immodestly (i.e., cleavage) = gives men impure thoughts = causes earthquakes. this sounds like a joke but the dood was 100% super cereal. another iranian head honcho confirmed this line of thinking.
so some chick created "boobquake" which encourages women to wear push up bras and tank tops and photograph it as evidence. this is all over facebook and twitter and the like. i think the originator's website is "blag hag" or something.
anyway, point is, this is the absolute worst day in the world to get sick, which makes me question the honest existence of higher powers, because maybe he's trying to hoardo more boobs for himself.
if you'll excuse me I need to go juice myself. yes! juice! i am like living human starburst. and yes, I have thought up many, MANY more metaphors and analogies to describe this particular assault upon my body. grisly gross ones. ask me for more informtiion!