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[quote name='supadupacheap']:rofl: Only us old folks get the joke. Still a good one though. :D[/QUOTE]

Old folks my ass, I got it too. :lol:

[quote name='supadupacheap']Whats with all the "Oh it was my friend/my friends account" BS lately? Either way too many people need to chose friends more wisely or not have their IE/FFox auto log in if they are sharing a PC. :dunce:[/QUOTE]

Where the hell did that come from? :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']:rofl: Only us old folks get the joke. Still a good one though. :D[/QUOTE]

Show of hands, who actually knows the song? :lol:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Old folks my ass, I got it too. :lol:[/QUOTE]
No, not you. Im conjoined twins. :lol:
[quote name='Tiphireth']Where the hell did that come from? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Random bitching because I saw yet ANOTHER "Oh, it was my friend fucking with my account" post.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']No, not you. Im conjoined twins. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:-({|=, as always. :nottalking:

I have no clue what either of us is talking about now.

Random bitching because I saw yet ANOTHER "Oh, it was my friend fucking with my account" post.
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Please, I'll bet it was the first excuse that came to their mind. :lol:

At any rate, I'm off to watch whatever is on Comedy Central ( please be another stand-up comedian that doesn't suck :pray: ) and go to bed.


Oh yeah, I'll be on BF2 all friday night if anyone needs a medic. :D
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Did you dress up as a carebear for her birthday?:D[/QUOTE]
What, might I ask, do the Carebears have to do with My Little Ponies?
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']If you only knew... :drool:[/QUOTE]
Nothing can shock me anymore. Not after this.

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[quote name='supadupacheap']Nothing can shock me anymore. Not after this.

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I agree. I feel so jaded at my 28 years of age. I think I knew it was all over when I saw one of my ex's orally pleasure herself (she was a former gymnast/current yoga trainer @ Lifetime Fitness).
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I agree. I feel so jaded at my 28 years of age. I think I knew it was all over when I saw one of my ex's orally pleasure herself (she was a former gymnast/current yoga trainer @ Lifetime Fitness).[/QUOTE]



:shock:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I agree. I feel so jaded at my 28 years of age. I think I knew it was all over when I saw one of my ex's orally pleasure herself (she was a former gymnast/current yoga trainer @ Lifetime Fitness).[/QUOTE]
Actually, that wouldnt jade me for whatever reason. Guess things mess up people in different ways.
*edit* Or maybe Im further gone than I thought. :shock:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Actually, that wouldnt jade me for whatever reason. Guess things mess up people in different ways.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't say it messed me up. But I sure as hell knew at that point, there was nothing else that would shock me. Certain things may still disgust me but shock? Not anymore.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I agree. I feel so jaded at my 28 years of age. I think I knew it was all over when I saw one of my ex's orally pleasure herself (she was a former gymnast/current yoga trainer @ Lifetime Fitness).[/QUOTE]

Wanderlust time!!!!

Come visit the city of coulds.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I wouldn't say it messed me up. But I sure as hell knew at that point, there was nothing else that would shock me. Certain things may still disgust me but shock? Not anymore.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that was more my line of thought.

I will have to admit though, I think from what youve said you still best me in number of shock and awe relationships. Maybe thats not a bad thing. ;-)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I wouldn't say it messed me up. But I sure as hell knew at that point, there was nothing else that would shock me. Certain things may still disgust me but shock? Not anymore.[/QUOTE]
Nothing shocks me anymore. I've been on CAG, y'see.

Porn that makes dcfox wince doesn't make me blink an eye. Yeah, I guess I must be immune.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Nothing shocks me anymore. I've been on CAG, y'see.[/QUOTE]
CAG is pretty sheltered for the most part. Other than our Donkey Punch King (JayKrue), its pretty tame.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']CAG is pretty sheltered for the most part. Other than our Donkey Punch King (JayKrue), its pretty tame.[/QUOTE]
Nah.

Just another fun day in the non-stop moron-a-thon called CAG.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Yeah, that was more my line of thought.

I will have to admit though, I think from what youve said you still best me in number of shock and awe relationships. Maybe thats not a bad thing. ;-)[/QUOTE]

How so? :whistle2:s I don't think I'm anything special relationship-wise. I happen to have many trysts with beautiful young women. Sometimes I fail in hooking up. Sometimes I succeed. I think most guys around my age experience the same. In this day & age, I notice women are more forthcoming and willing to show their sexuality (and I don't just mean the miniskirts, boy-shorts, or tight jeans). Plus, less women worry about getting married and more about which guy they're going to hook up with next. I also noticed an emergence of the popularity of polyamory - having more than one person you consider your sig. other and actively engaging in sex with them, sometimes together, sometimes on a one-to-one basis.

[quote name='supadupacheap']CAG is pretty sheltered for the most part. Other than our Donkey Punch King (JayKrue), its pretty tame.[/QUOTE]

Maybe. It could just be a reflection of the average age of CAGs (i.e. young) instead of how conservative they might actually be.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']How so? :whistle2:s I don't think I'm anything special relationship-wise. I happen to have many trysts with beautiful young women. Sometimes I fail in hooking up. Sometimes I succeed. I think most guys around my age experience the same. In this day & age, I notice women are more forthcoming and willing to show their sexuality (and I don't just mean the miniskirts, boy-shorts, or tight jeans). Plus, less women worry about getting married and more about which guy they're going to hook up with next. I also noticed an emergence of the popularity of polyamory - having more than one person you consider your sig. other and actively engaging in sex with them, sometimes together, sometimes on a one-to-one basis.[/QUOTE]
May not be anything special, it's just the effort that shows off more than anything. Certainly more than most people I can say I know.

And yes, I agree with all of your observations of the female species. It's changed a bit in the last 10+ years.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']May not be anything special, it's just the effort that shows off more than anything. Certainly more than most people I can say I know.

And yes, I agree with all of your observations of the female species. It's changed a bit in the last 10+ years.[/QUOTE]

Well, my effort is in part based on my more 'primal' instincts. I have, to crudely put it, the 'urge to merge' with as many women as I deem attractive as much as possible. Another thing is, the effort is also partly to make up for a boring but fairly fulfilling childhood.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']How so? :whistle2:s I don't think I'm anything special relationship-wise. I happen to have many trysts with beautiful young women. Sometimes I fail in hooking up. Sometimes I succeed. I think most guys around my age experience the same. In this day & age, I notice women are more forthcoming and willing to show their sexuality (and I don't just mean the miniskirts, boy-shorts, or tight jeans). Plus, less women worry about getting married and more about which guy they're going to hook up with next. I also noticed an emergence of the popularity of polyamory - having more than one person you consider your sig. other and actively engaging in sex with them, sometimes together, sometimes on a one-to-one basis.[/QUOTE]
Oh its not a insult or anything. I think its just I tend to keep stuff closer to the vest (in most instances) so while I may have some "wild" times/experences to look back on, they seem lesser to somebody elses not because the nature of them but the fact they inspired the other person to share when mine did not. (did that make any fucking sense? :lol: ) I guess I can only relate it to vacation slides. I almost never take them so when I do it was a once in a lifetime kind of trip. When others show me their slideshows I put my own behavior profile on them when more than likely, they are different. (Yeah, I think I made even LESS sense that time.) :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, my effort is in part based on my more 'primal' instincts. I have, to crudely put it, the 'urge to merge' with as many women as I deem attractive as much as possible. Another thing is, the effort is also partly to make up for a boring but fairly fulfilling childhood.[/QUOTE]
Not everyone puts in the effort to back up their urges. They're called underachievers, or in some other circles, the microdicked.

A boring childhood would be a motivator to reach out and touch as many people as you can manage. Life's full of balances, and that's a good example of it.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Message to Scorch:
How did you like that one? That makes what, 3 losses in a row now?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's getting ridiculous.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Oh its not a insult or anything. I think its just I tend to keep stuff closer to the vest (in most instances) so while I may have some "wild" times/experences to look back on, they seem lesser to somebody elses not because the nature of them but the fact they inspired the other person to share when mine did not. (did that make any fucking sense? :lol: ) I guess I can only relate it to vacation slides. I almost never take them so when I do it was a once in a lifetime kind of trip. When others show me their slideshows I put my own behavior profile on them when more than likely, they are different. (Yeah, I think I made even LESS sense that time.) :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, truth be told, I don't hang out with most of my friends from high school/college as most of them have moved on both literally and figuratively. Some moved to another state and pursuing their own lives while the ones that are around don't hang with me as much since they still follow the traditional timeline of relationships and most of the ones close to my age are either married, getting married, or already have at least one kid. I suppose that makes me immature in a sense as I'm still in my 'hook up with lots of girls' phase when I should've gotten it out of my system by now and looking for a single girl to keep on a semi-permanent basis. But I'm having too much fun that it seems like I'd be giving up a lot of the things I enjoy such as freedom to do/say/act how I want, buy the things I like, go see the shows/movies/concerts I like, etc. I look at my friends who are married and they don't look happy. Maybe it's the exhaustion from dealing with a fiesty 3 yr. old running around or they're overworked from supporting mortgage payments that must be met at the end of the month. And I have heard many complaints (when they actually do hang out with me, like lunch), and bitch about the lack of sex thanks to daily routines such as work, children, etc. Some of them even lament about not being able to play a quick video game. Their only solace is either drinking or playing with the kids. I think that is probably the only thing I envy my friends who are parents - the kids. I'd like to have a kid someday but, I'm at a point right now where life is just too good to get settled down.

[quote name='shrike4242']Not everyone puts in the effort to back up their urges. They're called underachievers, or in some other circles, the microdicked.
A boring childhood would be a motivator to reach out and touch as many people as you can manage. Life's full of balances, and that's a good example of it.[/QUOTE]

You know what? I think that's one of the things that really piss me off - the ppl who are too afraid or lazy to put effort for something they'd like to have in their lives - be it a new plasma widescreen or a girl. And it's not their fault either since they might be shy or just don't know how to think in unconventional ways but it really pisses me off and unrightly so.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, truth be told, I don't hang out with most of my friends from high school/college as most of them have moved on both literally and figuratively. Some moved to another state and pursuing their own lives while the ones that are around don't hang with me as much since they still follow the traditional timeline of relationships and most of the ones close to my age are either married, getting married, or already have at least one kid. I suppose that makes me immature in a sense as I'm still in my 'hook up with lots of girls' phase when I should've gotten it out of my system by now and looking for a single girl to keep on a semi-permanent basis. But I'm having too much fun that it seems like I'd be giving up a lot of the things I enjoy such as freedom to do/say/act how I want, buy the things I like, go see the shows/movies/concerts I like, etc. I look at my friends who are married and they don't look happy. Maybe it's the exhaustion from dealing with a fiesty 3 yr. old running around or they're overworked from supporting mortgage payments that must be met at the end of the month. And I have heard many complaints (when they actually do hang out with me, like lunch), and bitch about the lack of sex thanks to daily routines such as work, children, etc. Some of them even lament about not being able to play a quick video game. Their only solace is either drinking or playing with the kids. I think that is probably the only thing I envy my friends who are parents - the kids. I'd like to have a kid someday but, I'm at a point right now where life is just too good to get settled down.[/QUOTE]
My trouble is I want the cake and to eat it too. Id love a kid and family but I cant imagine giving up my personal time and space to another person on a darn near 100% of the time basis. Maybe Im greedy, I dunno. I like the idea of a partner and sharing and combining for the common good but I dont want instrusion into MY shit, MY time, and MY space. Im not militant about it, I can make some sacrafices but it seems most women who want the "family" thing want more for it than I am ready/able/comfortable with giving. So, im in limbo. Id like to settle down but without all the "settling down" parts :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']My trouble is I want the cake and to eat it too. Id love a kid and family but I cant imagine giving up my personal time and space to another person on a darn near 100% of the time basis. Maybe Im greedy, I dunno. I like the idea of a partner and sharing and combining for the common good but I dont want instrusion into MY shit, MY time, and MY space. Im not militant about it, I can make some sacrafices but it seems most women who want the "family" thing want more for it than I am ready/able/comfortable with giving. So, im in limbo. Id like to settle down but without all the "settling down" parts :lol:[/QUOTE]

I think you nailed it on the head. Couldn't have summarized it better. :applause:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I think you nailed it on the head. Couldn't have summarized it better. :applause:[/QUOTE]
Having a perfect grasp on the situation still doesnt change the fact that "in limbo" sucks in many ways. :sad:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Having a perfect grasp on the situation still doesnt change the fact that "in limbo" sucks in many ways. :sad:[/QUOTE]
No, it just means that your definition of a "grasp on the situation" means you have to swap hands for difference sake. ;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Having a perfect grasp on the situation still doesnt change the fact that "in limbo" sucks in many ways. :sad:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but I counter my solace in the arms of many beautiful women so it's a small comfort. :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']No, it just means that your definition of a "grasp on the situation" means you have to swap hands for difference sake. ;)[/QUOTE]
"Every man can do it four different ways: Normal hand, off hand, normal backhand, and the famous off hand backhand. The sick ones can do it a fifth way..."
 
[quote name='beerguy961']"Every man can do it four different ways: Normal hand, off hand, normal backhand, and the famous off hand backhand. The sick ones can do it a fifth way..."[/QUOTE]

I call it the praying mantis pose - hold 2 hands and firmly press them together as if you were about to pray and gently poke your unit in between. Of course make sure your hands are already lubed up but it'll still feel like a wet virgin.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Yeah, but I counter my solace in the arms of many beautiful women so it's a small comfort. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I think you should do a show like the Vagina monologues except for the self afirmation of men. You could call it "The Donkey Punch Monologues." Itd be a smashing success.
 
[quote name='Trakan']That Two Thrones cover art is definitely hot. I can't wait to get that shit next month.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it looks damn good.

[quote name='Saucy Jack']All those years of legdrops will do that to you, Morbid...

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I'm not THAT bad ;)

Wait, I forgot my Geritol :lol:

[quote name='supadupacheap']:rofl: Only us old folks get the joke. Still a good one though. :D[/QUOTE]

:rofl: That ruled.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']There's already one out although it seems to have a more gay-oriented name :lol: :

Cock Tales
http://www.playbill.com/news/article/81222.html[/QUOTE]
With the current state of society, I hardly find the gay population getting limited exposure. :roll:
I dont mind it but its starting to get tiresome. And the exploitive nature of it never was all that positive.
On another note, when are "little people" going to be popular again? :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']With the current state of society, I hardly find the gay population getting limited exposure. :roll:
I dont mind it but its starting to get tiresome. And the exploitive nature of it never was all that positive.
On another note, when are "little people" going to be popular again? :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm actually hoping to have one gay son one day just so when he comes out of the closet, I'll say, "So what? That doesn't make you any more special that your hetero brothers & sisters. Now, go donate your sperm to some lesbian, I wants me some grandchildrens dammit!!" >_< :lol::lol:

And midgets are never out of season. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I'm actually hoping to have one gay son one day just so when he comes out of the closet, I'll say, "So what? That doesn't make you any more special that your hetero brothers & sisters. Now, go donate your sperm to some lesbian, I wants me some grandchildrens dammit!!" >_< :lol::lol:[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Im a bit tired of the attention whoring gays. Just be whatever you are whether it be tall, short, skinny, fat, young, Shrike, and shut up about it.

[quote name='jaykrue']And midgets are never out of season. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Midgets are never out of season? :shock: Why didnt you tell me earlier? :bomb: You get the camo, Ill get our guns! Meet at the truck in 10. :D
 
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