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[quote name='Chris in Cali']I know quite a few girls that do "internet modeling." I hate it though, so many girls consider themselves models now. Like if you go to Myspace, you'll see a million girls with Modeling listed under their career section. It's like, oh, who do you model for again Clinque, Tommy, Perry Ellis? What was that, pigfucker.com? Oh, how nice, I'm sure your father is very proud.[/QUOTE]


Who do you think introduced her to that site?
 
[quote name='niceguyshawne']Who do you think introduced her to that site?[/QUOTE]


That was just a joke, I don't know anyone that works for pigfucker.com .....I don't even know if there is a pigfucker.com I do know a few girls the do the whole internet modeling thing though.... one of them is pretty popular.
 
All of these comments have just confirmed why I shouldn't be in a relationship.

Is this how all guys think?
 
[quote name='boo']All of these comments have just confirmed why I shouldn't be in a relationship.

Is this how all guys think?[/quote]

No, just most of us. The others are stupid enough to be fooled by feminine wiles.:lol:
 
EDIT: ^^^See.^^^ Ha ha.


[quote name='boo']All of these comments have just confirmed why I shouldn't be in a relationship.

Is this how all guys think?[/QUOTE]


No, just the smart ones
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It's funny because I was the only girl of four and got used to my brothers talking about women in such animalistic manners, especially because they took it upon themselves to date every single friend I ever had, but then, as I started dating, all I wanted to do was scream WHAT THE fuck ?!

Oh well, I guess there's no hope.
 
[quote name='boo']All of these comments have just confirmed why I shouldn't be in a relationship.

Is this how all guys think?[/QUOTE]

Are you seriously going to try and tell us that women aren't superficial and shallow too?
 
[quote name='boo']It's funny because I was the only girl of four and got used to my brothers talking about women in such animalistic manners, especially because they took it upon themselves to date every single friend I ever had, but then, as I started dating, all I wanted to do was scream WHAT THE fuck?!

Oh well, I guess there's no hope.[/quote]

You should thank your brothers. Being the only girl, you have been privileged to see the inner workings of the male mind. You should benefit from their experience. I taught my lil sis (now 21) how to get a guy to do whatever she wants w/ nothing in return. She's a lil pimpette. A chip off the ol' block, if you will.:cool: Her current bf is so whupped it's not even funny.
 
[quote name='boo']It's funny because I was the only girl of four and got used to my brothers talking about women in such animalistic manners, especially because they took it upon themselves to date every single friend I ever had, but then, as I started dating, all I wanted to do was scream WHAT THE fuck ?!

Oh well, I guess there's no hope.[/QUOTE]



You have to understand, we're not talking about women. We're talking about the skanks, the sluts.... the creatures that give women a bad name. I love women, and I treat every women I met with nothing but respect. Dirty, dirty whores on the other hand.... well, they don't respect themselves, so why should I?

As far as your brothers, and all guys go in general, there are three types of guys...

1. The Nice Guy. The nice guy is the most sincere, yet desperate guy on the planet. He goes out of his way to please women, and that's exactly why they walk all over him. The nice guy never gets any love, and he is forever frustrated and confused.

2. The Asshole, a.k.a "The Bad Boy." He treats girls like shit, acts tough, hangs with the bros all the time, cheats, lies, and thinks he's the greatest thing on the planet. So naturally he gets massive amounts of attention from girls. The nice guy despises the asshole.

3. The Former Nice Guy. This is when the "Nice Guy" has been dissed, and left in the "friends zone" so many times that he fucking loses it. Perhaps he actually had a girlfriend, and she totally broke his heart beyond repair. Two things either happen here... 1. He turns gay, or 2., the most common occurance, he becomes the asshole.

That's why there are no "good guys" because for some reason most women love that guy that couldn't care less about them. Not the nice guy, he's too much of a pussy. No, they want the Alpha Male.... so that's what they get. You've got regular guys so confused, that they are forced to adapt or play for the other team.
 
WOW. Thank you. I just learned so much. #1 and #2 I knew, but #3 makes so much sense to me now.:bow:
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']

3. The Former Nice Guy. This is when the "Nice Guy" has been dissed, and left in the "friends zone" so many times that he fucking loses it. Perhaps he actually had a girlfriend, and she totally broke his heart beyond repair. Two things either happen here... 1. He turns gay, or 2., the most common occurance, he becomes the asshole.
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I'm in the transition right now myself. Specifically, the transition to becoming an asshole, not gay. I may hate the owners of the vagina but I don't hate the vagina itself.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Are you seriously going to try and tell us that women aren't superficial and shallow too?[/quote]
No, I will be the first woman to stand up and admitt our faults especially that women can be skanks and beotches. In high school, I knew this group of girls who would get together once a week to discuss who they had sex with, size, whether it was pleasing or not, and then went on to swap lists and give reccomendations.

Women are mean and they get even in the nastiest of ways. Plus, I admitt that many of us are nuts; we cheat, lie, can be extremely jealous, manipulative, and just mean. So for my own sex, I apologize.

But the same goes for both sexes, there are always a few good ones.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']You have to understand, we're not talking about women. We're talking about the skanks, the sluts.... the creatures that give women a bad name. I love women, and I treat every women I met with nothing but respect. Dirty, dirty whores on the other hand.... well, they don't respect themselves, so why should I?

As far as your brothers, and all guys go in general, there are three types of guys...

1. The Nice Guy. The nice guy is the most sincere, yet desperate guy on the planet. He goes out of his way to please women, and that's exactly why they walk all over him. The nice guy never gets any love, and he is forever frustrated and confused.

2. The Asshole, a.k.a "The Bad Boy." He treats girls like shit, acts tough, hangs with the bros all the time, cheats, lies, and thinks he's the greatest thing on the planet. So naturally he gets massive amounts of attention from girls. The nice guy despises the asshole.

3. The Former Nice Guy. This is when the "Nice Guy" has been dissed, and left in the "friends zone" so many times that he fucking loses it. Perhaps he actually had a girlfriend, and she totally broke his heart beyond repair. Two things either happen here... 1. He turns gay, or 2., the most common occurance, he becomes the asshole.

That's why there are no "good guys" because for some reason most women love that guy that couldn't care less about them. Not the nice guy, he's too much of a pussy. No, they want the Alpha Male.... so that's what they get. You've got regular guys so confused, that they are forced to adapt or play for the other team.[/quote]

There's a rare #4 you forgot to mention. The Former Asshole. I myself fall under this category. The former asshole has understood the rules of the game & distilled down what makes people flock to him - confidence, not being a dick - and tries to help people realize this so they can utilize it for their advantage.
 
yea a lot of times what the "nice guy" lacks is confidence. I've seen it before with things like, "I'm so ugly...thats why I don't have a g/f..."
 
[quote name='seanr1221']yea a lot of times what the "nice guy" lacks is confidence. I've seen it before with things like, "I'm so ugly...thats why I don't have a g/f..."[/QUOTE]
I have definitely seen that with a few guys I've dated and with some guy friends. It makes me feel bad because these are genuinely great people but girls preferred more "daring" men to them.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']Yeah, she was always bitchy or totally uninterested/emtionally void. I took her with on a family trip one time, and my Mom even commented on it... my Mom never says anything bad about the girls I date not matter how much she likes or dislikes them. I often wondered if she had some mental problems or not. I've never dated a girl that was so detached, it was pretty weird.

The only time she was ever animated and happy was during the most extreme situations like partying, on a roller coaster, during sex, ect. In everyday life she seemed like a robot that just shut off. I never saw her laugh at a comedy, smile at any jokes, she was never relaxed or content(unless she was passed out). I went out with her for more than a year, and I don't think I ever had a single real, deep converstation with her. She never had an opinion on anything.

Anyway, blah blah blah.[/QUOTE]


Good job in ending it. You date a girl with a drug problem, it's just telling her it's ok.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']yea a lot of times what the "nice guy" lacks is confidence. I've seen it before with things like, "I'm so ugly...thats why I don't have a g/f..."[/QUOTE]

I think that's #5. IMO, that's the guy who really gets the shaft sometimes. You're really nice, but only gain 'friends.' By being friends, you know exactly what they want, but it's already too late to change their mind about you. Then you take that experience and gain confidence, then you get lucky and hook up with a total bitch or flunkie. Someone who will treat you like shit and then leave you. Then you're back at square one and can't trust anyone.

Ferris Bueller said it best:
Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
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[quote name='CocheseUGA']Good job in ending it. You date a girl with a drug problem, it's just telling her it's ok.[/QUOTE]


Totally. When we first started going out, she was a huge pothead. Now, weed I really don't consider a major drug like I do meth, crack, ect. At the same time, I don't date potheads, just like I wouldn't date an alcoholic. I told her, if you want to be with me you have to stop smoking. If you don't, I'll still totally be your friend, and never judge you because I don't really care, but if you want to have a relationship with me you gotta stop that shit. She stopped, 100%, and I was so proud of her.

Then, on the morning of her birthday, the day all these pictures are from, I was taking her to Disneyland because she had never been there before. I woke up extra early to put a surprise present in her purse, a necklace. I opened up her purse, and laying there was a bag of meth. I think I stood there in disbelief for like three minutes. Needless to say she did not get a fucking necklace that year. :) Anyway, I still took her to Disneyland, and didn't say shit about what I saw. I let her have her little happy birthday, but the next day she called me and I told her to fuck off. I was pissed that she brought that shit into my house, not to mention lied to me for who knows how long.
 
[quote name='boo']I have definitely seen that with a few guys I've dated and with some guy friends. It makes me feel bad because these are genuinely great people but girls preferred more "daring" men to them.[/QUOTE]

I had a friend named Micheal that was the total nice guy. Everytime he actually had a girlfriend, he would scare them away because he was too overbarring. Calling them all the time, being too sweet, falling in love after the first date type shit. I felt really bad for him because he was the kind of guy that would never hurt a fly, but he was just too pathetic-desperate. I always told him to be more hard to get, and a little rude, but it just wasn't in his nature.
 
[quote name='boo']All of these comments have just confirmed why I shouldn't be in a relationship.

Is this how all guys think?[/QUOTE]

Just like chris in cali said, i don't hate women, i hate women who give women a bad name. I have a lot of women i'm friends with that are the most caring and sweet people I know and I would never be without them. But since having tried dating recently, so many women are so screwed up. Guess I just haven't found the right one yet.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']
1. The Nice Guy.
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Finishes last and alone wondering why he can't get laid.

[quote name='Chris in Cali']
2. The Asshole.
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Gets laid all the time. Enjoys taking girls away from The Nice Guy.

[quote name='Chris in Cali']
No, they want the Alpha Male.... so that's what they get. [/quote]

QFT
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']Then, on the morning of her birthday, the day all these pictures are from, I was taking her to Disneyland because she had never been there before. I woke up extra early to put a surprise present in her purse, a necklace. I opened up her purse, and laying there was a bag of meth. I think I stood there in disbelief for like three minutes. Needless to say she did not get a fucking necklace that year. :) Anyway, I still took her to Disneyland, and didn't say shit about what I saw. I let her have her little happy birthday, but the next day she called me and I told her to fuck off. I was pissed that she brought that shit into my house, not to mention lied to me for who knows how long.[/QUOTE]

I was about to ask whether she was already all hopped up on meth in those pics... but you answered that question.
 
Once you're out of high-school being an asshole generally nets you chicks with low self-esteem. Do you really want that for anything more than a one-night stand? I understand some of you guys are bitter as all hell, but I think there is a better way, for your success rate, and to actually score a date then pretending you are an asshole. Grow up a little, would be step one.

As for a guy turning gay because a dude can't get with girls - I hope you were joking.. that's asinine.

What really gets chicks would include some of the following: (1)confidence/popularity among men and women, (2) special talent (3)humor (4) physical looks (5) not seeming desperate (which some might as interpret as the "disinterested" approach.) Some of those you can work with, some of 'em, you're just born with em. Gentlemen, work on your shit, don't waste your time trying to be an asshole to women.
 
You can be a nice guy and get girls, just be confident and independent. Be your own person don't look at women to complete your life. But good topic none the less, informative.
 
So, my Dad's been married to this woman for almost 2 years who has alternated between "Sign all of your assets over to my name or I'll divorce you and marry another man who will give me what I want" and "Oh, I love you so much. God is so wonderful to us!" He tells me today, we're getting married at the church on Saturday and we hope you can come. WTF!! I just spoke to him yesterday and he told me things had been "interesting."

Tell me, why the hell would a man stay with a woman like that? Aside from the fact that she's closer to my age than his and has big boobs.
 
[quote name='boo']Tell me, why the hell would a man stay with a woman like that? Aside from the fact that she's closer to my age than his and has big boobs.[/QUOTE]

That's probably the reason :(
 
[quote name='boo']So, my Dad's been married to this woman for almost 2 years who has alternated between "Sign all of your assets over to my name or I'll divorce you and marry another man who will give me what I want" and "Oh, I love you so much. God is so wonderful to us!" He tells me today, we're getting married at the church on Saturday and we hope you can come. WTF!! I just spoke to him yesterday and he told me things had been "interesting."

Tell me, why the hell would a man stay with a woman like that? Aside from the fact that she's closer to my age than his and has big boobs.[/QUOTE]

Fixed. :bouncy: :bouncy:
 
[quote name='boo']

Tell me, why the hell would a man stay with a woman like that? Aside from the fact that she's closer to my age than his and has big boobs.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='boo']So, my Dad's been married to this woman for almost 2 years who has alternated between "Sign all of your assets over to my name or I'll divorce you and marry another man who will give me what I want" and "Oh, I love you so much. God is so wonderful to us!" He tells me today, we're getting married at the church on Saturday and we hope you can come. WTF!! I just spoke to him yesterday and he told me things had been "interesting."

Tell me, why the hell would a man stay with a woman like that? Aside from the fact that she's closer to my age than his and has big boobs.[/QUOTE]

What? Noone has asked for pics of your soon to be mom-in-law yet? Atrocious! We demand big boob pics now!
 
WAIT....They've been legally married for almost two years. But she decided she wants a church ceremony. And yes, I'll post pics as long as someone promises to put horns on the beotch.
 
[quote name='RiCeBo1']Man, you needa give me some photoshop skills lol cuz all I can make from photoshop are sigs lol[/quote]

no boobies for you.
 
[quote name='boo']no boobies for you.[/QUOTE]
lol I don't get it I haven't been following this topic and I don't feel like reading all 5 fucking pages...someone fill me in :)
 
Boobies eh? I've heard of these things, but I'm not sure exactly what they look like...I think you need to post the pick Boo for reference.
 
[quote name='boo']sorry, but it will have to wait until after work.[/QUOTE]
Must PM the boobies! :lol:
 
That damned VG Cats Avatar is so freaking adorable...*mumbles* And in the next panel she says something like oh your going to die, but you get to die sooner or some such.

Back on topic, yes step mom boobies a must.
 
[quote name='boo']So, my Dad's been married to this woman for almost 2 years who has alternated between "Sign all of your assets over to my name or I'll divorce you and marry another man who will give me what I want" and "Oh, I love you so much. God is so wonderful to us!" He tells me today, we're getting married at the church on Saturday and we hope you can come. WTF!! I just spoke to him yesterday and he told me things had been "interesting."

Tell me, why the hell would a man stay with a woman like that? Aside from the fact that she's closer to my age than his and has big boobs.[/quote]

Besides the big boobs, he's foolin' himself that she's the best he can get (and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy) and is basically settling. Then again, he should've already seen the warning signs of 'crazy ass bitch' before committing himself to said crazy forever... or until the divorce papers clear. The God-speak also points to someone w/ delusions of reality. Being an agnostic Catholic, I question much of what I was taught but if there's one thing I firmly believe is that, if there is in fact a God, she gave people minds so we might as well use them. The cliche adage "God helps those who helps themselves" works here. Sorry, but from the way you describe her she sounds basically like a materialistic money-grubbing whore. Your dad getting a divorce would be a blessing in disguise.
 
[quote name='boo']WAIT....They've been legally married for almost two years. But she decided she wants a church ceremony. And yes, I'll post pics as long as someone promises to put horns on the beotch.[/QUOTE]

I'll do it, FOR GREAT JUSTICE
 
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