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[quote name='prmononokes_broinlaw']
He actually has a little experience with this, though he may not remember anymore because the trauma caused him to forget as a defense mechanism. But yeah, let's just say that at one point before we were married, while she was still living at home, he found some naughty pictures of us in their home computer's cache and was utterly horrified.[/quote]

HAWT!!! :lol:
 
[quote name='prmononokes_broinlaw']So I guess you like Huey Lewis and the News?[/quote]
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Those were some damn good nachos.[/quote]

I know you middle-aged Asian men really love your nachos.

I assume you are at work since you aren't answering IM's. And what was with the incoherent message you left on our machine? I told you not to call before 5 your time. Especially since we stayed up until 8 AM responding to that damn thread.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that "Happy to Be Stuck With You" is really cynical...and DEEP...
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I demand information on just what went down involving prmononoke, his relatives, bannings, and a thread. This sounds like some entertainment.[/quote]

Basically, his sister, my wife, is an adult model and stripper. This somehow came up in an OTT thread from awhile back, and we found it while Googling her name to find anything mentioning her since her issue came out not too long ago. So we made a dummy account to search these boards for the relevant threads concerning her, then when we found just how much people were actually talking about her, made accounts to post because we thought it would be funny and freak prmononoke out.

Some people did not believe our veracity, even after posting a picture! I was temporarily banned, along with the dummy search account, because all three accounts were coming from the same IP address. However, after prmononoke confirmed our identity, I was unbanned, which brings us to now.
 
[quote name='prmononokes_broinlaw']Basically, his sister, my wife, is an adult model and stripper. This somehow came up in an OTT thread from awhile back, and we found it while Googling her name to find anything mentioning her since her issue came out not too long ago. So we made a dummy account to search these boards for the relevant threads concerning her, then when we found just how much people were actually talking about her, made accounts to post because we thought it would be funny and freak prmononoke out.

Some people did not believe our veracity, even after posting a picture! I was temporarily banned, along with the dummy search account, because all three accounts were coming from the same IP address. However, after prmononoke confirmed our identity, I was unbanned, which brings us to now.[/quote]
Still doesn't explain why you're not an Asian man.
 
[quote name='Strell']The prmononoke sister/brother in law schtick is already played out.

That must have taken less than 20 posts.[/quote]

I don't think we've even made 20 posts yet.
 
[quote name='Strell']The prmononoke sister/brother in law schtick is already played out.

That must have taken less than 20 posts.[/QUOTE]

Totally agreed.
 
When he mentioned his sister was going to be on Stuff and she was a stripper, I'm sure he never thought it'd bite him in the ass.

Nothing against you, mononoke, but well played, mononoke-family. Picture and all. :applause:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Still doesn't explain why you're not an Asian man.[/quote]

Okay, what if PRM was adopted? Wouldn't you feel bad telling him that, because his sister is white, we are obviously not related? What if I was adopted? He is not Asian, but WHAT IF? You could have hurt his feelings, and then I would have had to come and kick your ass.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Totally agreed.[/QUOTE]

I'd write more sarcasm, but I'm afraid I'll get a two page essay telling me about how I totally don't know what kind of life they had growing up. How I don't know shit, mang.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']When he mentioned his sister was going to be on Stuff and she was a stripper, I'm sure he never thought it'd bite him in the ass.

Nothing against you, mononoke, but well played, mononoke-family. Picture and all. :applause:[/quote]

It's Score. And thank you!
 
[quote name='Strell']The prmononoke sister/brother in law schtick is already played out.

That must have taken less than 20 posts.[/QUOTE]
I agree. Lets move away from all that crap as I don't care and there is enough of it to make my head spin. Also, you guys need to come up with real user names if you are going to stay in the OTT because having 3 people named promononoke is just lame. That's assuming cheapy decides to grant name changes, right sixersballernum3 ;)?
 
[quote name='Strell']I'd write more sarcasm, but I'm afraid I'll get a two page essay telling me about how I totally don't know what kind of life they had growing up. How I don't know shit, mang.[/quote]

Well now I'm just confused. Are you Mexican or Mario in a white costume?
 
[quote name='prmononokes_sister'] Pookymeister, I love my father very much. My brother, now, that's up for debate.[/quote]

He does good work. 1 outta 2 ain't bad ;)
 
[quote name='prmononokes_sister']Okay, what if PRM was adopted? Wouldn't you feel bad telling him that, because his sister is white, we are obviously not related? What if I was adopted? He is not Asian, but WHAT IF? You could have hurt his feelings, and then I would have had to come and kick your ass.[/quote] :cry: Now I feel awful. I have nothing against adopted kids, really.

[quote name='prmononokes_sister']Well now I'm just confused. Are you Mexican or Mario in a white costume?[/quote] He's a hot Mario Brother.
 
[quote name='dcfox']:cry: Now a feel awful. I have nothing against adopted kids, really.
[/quote]

It's okay. I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about tolerance and acceptance today.
 
[quote name='dcfox']:cry: Now a feel awful. I have nothing against adopted kids, really.


He's a hot Mario Brother.[/QUOTE]
Have no regrets, fox. If you were the one who made "PRM" realize that he was adopted, it would be for the best. Especially since he is a middle aged asian man. I mean, come on, he's been living a lie the entire time, not to mention he couldn't see the obvious difference. :lol:

...I didn't learn anything. :D ;)
 
I got nothing aganist what is going on and think it has been hilarious. And your sister is right, why in the hell did you show us the army picture instead of something like she just posted?
 
[quote name='Strell']I'd write more sarcasm, but I'm afraid I'll get a two page essay telling me about how I totally don't know what kind of life they had growing up. How I don't know shit, mang.[/quote]

:lol:

Hey, Mononoke Sister, do you buy Gucci purses without regard to what your husband thinks?

[quote name='prmononokes_sister']It's Score[/quote]
Oh, my bad.

[quote name='Eviltude']That's assuming cheapy decides to grant name changes, right sixersballernum3 ;)?[/quote]

:lol:
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Have no regrets, fox. If you were the one who made "PRM" realize that he was adopted, it would be for the best. Especially since he is a middle aged asian man. I mean, come on, he's been living a lie the entire time, not to mention he couldn't see the obvious difference. :lol:

...I didn't learn anything. :D ;)[/quote]

Their parents got an Asian baby because they were cheaper on the black market. They did spring for the penis-bearing model, though!
 
[quote name='prmononokes_sister']There is video, too, but I'm quite sure the link would not be allowed here, so just Google "Kylee Nash" and you'll find it eventually. I don't think my brother knows about that.[/quote]

Mission failed :cry:
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I got nothing aganist what is going on and think it has been hilarious. And your sister is right, why in the hell did you show us the army picture instead of something like she just posted?[/quote]

Because the point was "Would you expect this girl to become a stripper?" and the answer is supposed to be no... so a picture of teh hawts with gigantor booblies would be a yes, as opposed to a picture of a girl in the army with subpar looks.

Speaking of the comparison, I'd never say they're the same person.
 
I really wish my teachers would hurry up and fucking post these grades.

Also, there is no way that pic was actually his sister. I didn't see the army pic, but I saw the one with her hubby and they look nothing alike. ...I'm gonna need another :joystick: :lol:.

[quote name='sixersballernum3']Speaking of the comparison, I'd never say they're the same person.[/QUOTE]
That's what I'm saying.

Oh and I just played the closest game of NHL 04 of my life.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I got nothing aganist what is going on and think it has been hilarious. And your sister is right, why in the hell did you show us the army picture instead of something like she just posted?[/quote]

Because he's a jerkface. Instead of making me change my user name, can we get him to change his to "jerkface"?

That picture he initially posted was taken over three years ago. Since then I've lost 30 pounds, gotten implants, bleached my hair, made various other self-improvements...left the Army...I'm not sure what his purpose was in posting that, but it probably wasn't to have me eventually hunt him down and publicly call him out on it.
 
[quote name='prmononokes_sister']
That picture he initially posted was taken over three years ago. Since then I've lost 30 pounds, gotten implants, bleached my hair, made various other self-improvements...left the Army...I'm not sure what his purpose was in posting that, but it probably wasn't to have me eventually hunt him down and publicly call him out on it.[/QUOTE]

Well hey I did all those things too, but I'm not taking it out on people at interforumz.

Pride and honor on the computertron = serious bidness.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']:lol:

Hey, Mononoke Sister, do you buy Gucci purses without regard to what your husband thinks?

[/quote]

Hmm, this is probably a reference to something I don't get, so I'll answer it seriously. Nope. I think designer crap is a waste of money. I buy $20 purses from Marshall's and use them until they wear out.
 
[quote name='prmononokes_sister']Because he's a jerkface. Instead of making me change my user name, can we get him to change his to "jerkface"?

That picture he initially posted was taken over three years ago. Since then I've lost 30 pounds, gotten implants, bleached my hair, made various other self-improvements...left the Army...I'm not sure what his purpose was in posting that, but it probably wasn't to have me eventually hunt him down and publicly call him out on it.[/QUOTE]
Like I said, I didn't see the army pic, but yeah, we noticed. :lol:

Oh and you don't consider leaving the army a self improvement?
 
Thanks sixers for explaining why. And yes, that was the exact reason. It all basically started because of a comment Graystone made.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Because the point was "Would you expect this girl to become a stripper?" and the answer is supposed to be no... so a picture of teh hawts with gigantor booblies would be a yes, as opposed to a picture of a girl in the army with subpar looks.

Speaking of the comparison, I'd never say they're the same person.[/quote]

Well, yeah, although wouldn't you have expected a follow-up picture to be posted for full effect? I guess not when the OP is a JERKFACE.

Thanks, I like to think I'm pretty unrecognizable these days. Although the Army pic was admittedly an exceptionally bad picture.
 
[quote name='prmononokes_sister']Hmm, this is probably a reference to something I don't get, so I'll answer it seriously. Nope. I think designer crap is a waste of money. I buy $20 purses from Marshall's and use them until they wear out.[/quote]

The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']
Oh and you don't consider leaving the army a self improvement?[/quote]

Oh, most definitely. I have prmononokes_broinlaw to thank for getting me out of that life-sucking hell. No offense to any soldiers on here, but I have nothing good to say about the military as an institution.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.[/quote]

Someone's pimping hand isn't very strong.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.[/QUOTE]
Yeah that was pretty funny. Some people can't take a joke.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.[/quote]

Hehe. Nope, I had a pretty good childhood. I really can't complain. Aside from being raised by crazy Christians, but they are good people despite their delusions.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Thanks sixers for explaining why. And yes, that was the exact reason. It all basically started because of a comment Graystone made.[/quote]

I know, I read it all. That doesn't mean you should have posted the pic, and it doesn't mean I'm not going to continue to give you shit about it. Considering how much weight you've lost (and he was waaaaay fatter than I ever was, people!) you should be a little more sensitive and think how it feels to see bad, old pictures of yourself on the Internet.

I would post pics of fat PRM, but I'm not quite that mean.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.[/quote]
When did this happen?
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Why do you think I mentioned Score? That way they could see that you'd changed.[/quote]

Yeah, except that you didn't tell them HOW to find me and people on the Internets are really really lazy (no offense to all you lazy people on the Internets.)
 
Just realized I hadn't checked the e-mail hooked to my half account in about a week and found out I sold a guide that I had to ship by today. So I ran out to the PO and just shipped it.

Had a note to please ship without pricing info or packing slip so it's obviously a seller using me as a drop shipper. $55 + he paid $5 for expedited shipping. I wonder how much he got...

Got the guide at a yard sale for less than a buck over a year ago. Not bad. :)
 
[quote name='prmononokes_sister']Yeah, except that you didn't tell them HOW to find me and people on the Internets are really really lazy (no offense to all you lazy people on the Internets.)[/QUOTE]
Have no regrets, stripper. We know we're lazy, procrastination fuckers. Why do you think we hang out in here?
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Why do you think we hang out in here?[/quote]
Because the conversation is enlightening?
 
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