1) Oseary Drakoulias: You must swear, legally swear that you will not kill that shark, or whatever it is, if it actually exists.
Steve Zissou: I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live. What about my dynamite?
Oseary Drakoulias: [to assistant] Phillip, dynamite.
2) Alistair Hennessey: We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm half gay.