Buy my air NOW WITH RAIN!

I'd place a bid, but I'm worried...how am I going to know when it arrives? And since you're shipping it by air, won't it be expensive?

I'm not quite sure about this one...
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I'd place a bid, but I'm worried...how am I going to know when it arrives? And since you're shipping it by air, won't it be expensive?

I'm not quite sure about this one...[/quote]

I'm going to take any hit in shipping in my attempt to offer such a great product for cheap! It should arrive around the same time Ivan arrives; you can use nature as an expectancy clock! Bid with confidence, look at my feedback!
 
[quote name='Scorch']You'll blow extra hard? Maybe that's why you won the Hummer award!!

From RichD1's feedback..

WINNER OF GOLDEN "HUMMER AWARD" FOR EXCELLENCE AAA X10
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:lol: When he gave me that feedback I was like WTF :shock: ... What an odd feedback that i'll always treasure. :)
 
OP can I use ur auction format after it ends?? I am gonna make an auction like that and one for nothing on my crap ebay account next week is that ok? that is funny shit maybe u will get paid???
 
[quote name='chess380']LoL Didn't that cost you money to put that up there.[/quote]It probally didn't cost much and is well worth the laughs. :lol:
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']is there any way i can track the package before it is delivered?[/quote]

Yes. Watch the national weather report every day 24 hours a day and you depending on which way incoming storms and such are moving, you can determine when your item will arrive.

[quote name='chess380']LoL Didn't that cost you money to put that up there.[/quote]

30 cents

[quote name='Tennisjon2002']OP can I use ur auction format after it ends?? I am gonna make an auction like that and one for nothing on my crap ebay account next week is that ok? that is funny shit maybe u will get paid???[/quote]

When the auction ends, do whatever you want.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I'd place a bid, but I'm worried...how am I going to know when it arrives? And since you're shipping it by air, won't it be expensive?

I'm not quite sure about this one...[/quote]

If you catch a whiff of halitosis like the final exhalation of a terminal lung cancer patient and nobody's there, you'll know your package has arrived.
 
Somehow this reminds of Tim Powers' 'Expiration Date.'

If I were in NY I'd be tempted to follow you around with some garbage bags gathering up your air for free. Just out of virtual spite.
 
[quote name='mmn']You've got way too much free time on your hands. Get a job.[/quote]

Oh yeah, the 5 minutes it took me to list this auction was so time consuming that I had to quit work just to list. Moron.
 
[quote name='RichD1'][quote name='mmn']You've got way too much free time on your hands. Get a job.[/quote]

Oh yeah, the 5 minutes it took me to list this auction was so time consuming that I had to quit work just to list. Moron.[/quote]

I think when you hit on a girl you should immediately bring up the fact that you sold air on Ebay.

I'm sure she'll think you're a real stud.
 
i like how everyones too good for air all of a sudden....we'll see who has the last laugh when you run out of it and wanna borrow mine...im gonna say, "nooo, you should've outbid me, but you were mr. cool guy with the infinite supply of air"
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013']i like how everyones too good for air all of a sudden....we'll see who has the last laugh when you run out of it and wanna borrow mine...im gonna say, "nooo, you should've outbid me, but you were mr. cool guy with the infinite supply of air"[/quote]

Oh yeah? Wait until I place my bid on the rain. You may have air, but you won't have green grass!

Wait...you're still better off. Damn it!
 
I dunno about this. If you are going to blow the air at the winning bidder than it can't be brand new and waiting for the winner to be the first person to inhale it.

Maybe you should use a fan to blow it at the winning bidder to maintain it's pristine condition.
 
They're getting the air in FRONT of my mouth--i'm not blowing them the air I'm exhaling, but rather pushing new air.
 
[quote name='wubb']I dunno about this. If you are going to blow the air at the winning bidder than it can't be brand new and waiting for the winner to be the first person to inhale it.

Maybe you should use a fan to blow it at the winning bidder to maintain it's pristine condition.[/quote]

Please don't belittle the air that is soon to be MY AIR. When you are the high bidder, you may say anything that you would like about it. But until than, I'd like you to show a little bit of respect to MY AIR.
 
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