CAG Comic: A(ss)perture Science

just FYI, that actually wouldn't work. Because as you thrusted forward your ass would get farther away from the portal behind it, so you could never really reach.

okay, that was weird, but it's true, alright?
 
[quote name='Forerunner']just FYI, that actually wouldn't work. Because as you thrusted forward your ass would get farther away from the portal behind it, so you could never really reach.

okay, that was weird, but it's true, alright?[/QUOTE]

AHhhh but you are forgetting...we're talking Cheapy here....Cheapy "TunaCan" D....

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He'd Reach.
 
Dugg for "would you kindly".

[quote name='Forerunner']just FYI, that actually wouldn't work. Because as you thrusted forward your ass would get farther away from the portal behind it, so you could never really reach.

okay, that was weird, but it's true, alright?[/QUOTE]
Depends on the proximity of the poles, and the length of your thang.

[quote name='HeadRusch']He'd Reach.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but even if he did reach the point is moot; "fucking" requires thrusting, and you could not thrust your "trunk" into your "trunk" unless they moved independently. As he thrusts forward, his ass also thrusts forward, so the best he could do is stand there with his junk firmly planted in his rear, with none of the "in-and-out" necessary for "fucking".

But more importantly: Cheapy isn't even standing in the orange portal, and the aperture handheld portal device cannot create portals in mid-air.
 
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Considering that it's probably the only gaming web comic that caused me to even begin to upturn the corners of my mouth, let alone laugh, done. Yes, I hate Penny Arcade, now and forever, charities aside. I get the impression that you guys could completely school them if you really wanted to. (The classic 'Achievements' list was another great moment in CAG humor history.)
 
[quote name='youruglyclone']it took this long before someone did a self-buttsex joke with the portal gun...granted the execution was off, but bravo![/quote]This long?

I've seen at least a dozen jokes, and non jokes, with this same subject.
 
[quote name='StinkyCheese']really good, could even rival penny arcade and ctrl-alt-del![/QUOTE]
Man, I didn't even like this comic much, but I wouldn't be so cruel as to compare it against CAD and Penny Arcade; it's easily much better than those two.
 
[quote name='Kitsune Sniper']This long?

I've seen at least a dozen jokes, and non jokes, with this same subject.[/QUOTE]
Seconded. Neither original nor very well executed.

I'm not hating on the comic, I'm just saying it's ridiculous to think this rivals the better strips of various other webcomics.
 
That does make me wanna play Bioshock again... And where can I get that awesome t-shirt? Especially if it said Cheap Ass Gamer on the back!
 
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