Can't Sleep: what do you do?

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I'm too stress thinking of a girl. So I basically can't sleep. What do you guys/gal do when you can't sleep because you're thinking too much about something? I'm just watching anime to calm my nerves I guess.
 
[quote name='hero101']I prefer anime.[/quote]
I prefer hentai.

Anyway, when I can't sleep I just stay up.
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']masturbate[/QUOTE]

or if your not in the mood for making a mess I watch a movie or just listen to some music, most people say they can't sleep with the TV on, but it helps me sleep. Watching something keeps my mind from wandering
 
If I am unable to sleep, I lay down, and try to get some rest. 'Cause if I work the following day/that day, I'm going to need energy.
 
Go walk around somewhere. When I can't sleep and get bored I call up a buddy and go fuck around the town.

Too bad there's fuck all to do here except mess around with Wal Mart.
 
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[quote name='Moxio']Dude if you can't go to sleep go do something productive; make lunch, take out the garbage, whatever.[/quote]

Who's productive at four in the morning? Forget that noise, let someone else take out the trash. :cool:

If you have any parks nearby, OP, I nominate hanging out at one. I would more often but the cops patrol ours like you'd think it's Fort Knox.
 
I have trouble falling asleep also. I have a horrible summer sleeping schedule of 5AM to 1PM. I only FORCE myself to fall asleep at 5AM because the sun starts to come up, and once the sun is up, it's nearly impossible for me to fall asleep. Even so, I can't fall asleep at a normal hour.

I even tried joining a gym and going 3 days in a row, but I still didn't get that "exhausted" feeling you're supposed to get. *sigh* You're not alone OP!
 
Well aside from some Ambien and Nyquil, next best bet is reading. I know, myself, that reading can get me sleepy pretty quickly.
 
I ponder the mysteries of the universe

Who funded last action hero?
Who gave Keanu Reeves work?
Why is Oprah so popular?
Why is Rosie a woman?
How did they get the greatness of link's awakening in just 512 kb?

my favorite one is

Who the hell was controlling the difficulty of Ghosts N Goblins?
 
Benadryl makes me sleepy as well. Gawd, I only got like 3 hours of sleep. I feel fine now. When it hits me, it is going to hit me bad. :roll:
Where does Paco get all those questions?
 
[quote name='hero101']Benadryl makes me sleepy as well. Gawd, I only got like 3 hours of sleep. I feel fine now. When it hits me, it is going to hit me bad. :roll:
Where does Paco get all those questions?[/quote]


My questions are legit questions about the universe. Who the fuck would fund last action hero? Didn't Fox nearly go bankrupt from the movie? And A lot of these questions come from either staring at the ceiling when in bed.

One thing I am certain about is that the cure for aids will come from someone in the john.
 
I just pondering how do you kiss someone a girl if you think she might have bad breath. Or what happens if you both have bad breath at the same time? Is that double yucky? Or they cancel each other out? :whistle2:# I see it as a leap of faith, sort of jumping into a waterfall.
 
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I have trouble sleeping myself, but a lot of it has to do with too much on my mind and too much stress.
[quote name='hero101']I just pondering how do you kiss someone a girl if you think she might have bad breath. Or what happens if you both have bad breath at the same time? Is that double yucky? Or they cancel each other out? :whistle2:#[/QUOTE]I wonder about that too since I never kissed a girl. I don't exactly have good breath part of the time, which worries me to death about doing it, so I can see where you are coming from.
 
[quote name='hero101']I just pondering how do you kiss someone a girl if you think she might have bad breath. Or what happens if you both have bad breath at the same time? Is that double yucky? Or they cancel each other out? :whistle2:#[/quote]

That one is easy young bass. The answer for this question and most other questions about females can be answered in this catch all phrase.

THEY HAVE A VAGINA
 
[quote name='Paco']That one is easy young bass. The answer for this question and most other questions about females can be answered in this catch all phrase.

THEY HAVE A VAGINA[/quote]

You're ignoring all the rules. :bomb: You can't get to run home without landing on second base. :roll:
 
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I've had those nights years ago thinking about a girl back in High School (the girls I wanted who turned me down), or even that one girl in college (long story).

My recommendation is just to stay up. It sucks you may be tired the next day, but at least you should be able to catch up on sleep the next day or a weekend where you might not work.
 
Crap. I see a big brown moth in my room. It was flapping around. It reminds me of that batman movie: Dark Knight I'm suppose to watch in like 10 days with that girl. I tried whacking it was a slipper but it hid in a small gap in my window sill. It is pretty big.

Edit: Maybe I killed it. I hit with the string for the shades from the window but it isn't moving. It is presumed to be dazed or something. I don't to do corpse removal.
 
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[quote name='hero101']I just pondering how do you kiss someone a girl if you think she might have bad breath. Or what happens if you both have bad breath at the same time? Is that double yucky? Or they cancel each other out? :whistle2:# I see it as a leap of faith, sort of jumping into a waterfall.[/quote]

Halitosis is pretty bad but I've always just dealt with it. :( I however always have a mouth like springtime.

or a barn.
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight']I have trouble sleeping myself, but a lot of it has to do with too much on my mind and too much stress.
I wonder about that too since I never kissed a girl. I don't exactly have good breath part of the time, which worries me to death about doing it, so I can see where you are coming from.
[/QUOTE]

We really are alike.

Crap.
 
AmbienCR =D

As for kissing a girl and wondering what her breath smells like. I find that I have never noticed a girl's breath while kissing her, even when making out. It may just be me but in all the years I've been dating I have never once noticed it for some reason. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
 
Have a drink, turn on a fan to dull out noise. Is the girl someone you're interested in and haven't asked out? Sometimes an email will get her off your mind, (be very careful as less sleep = less sense).
 
[quote name='hero101']I just pondering how do you kiss someone a girl if you think she might have bad breath. Or what happens if you both have bad breath at the same time? Is that double yucky? Or they cancel each other out? :whistle2:# I see it as a leap of faith, sort of jumping into a waterfall.[/QUOTE]

What, do you think you breathe into each other when you kiss? Unless your breath is powerfully noxious, I don't think you have to worry -- and if that's the case, you'll know before you get close to getting anything.
 
[quote name='-Never4ever-']Drink.

You'll eventually pass out from drinking too much.[/quote]

yeah do this. hard liquor will work best. that or read a paragraph of any book over and over until you fall asleep. watch golf (only if you dont enjoy it) or infomercials for extenze or something. watch out for those 900-GIRLS commercials tho, might wake you back up

if non of those work, since ur already thinkin of a girl, masturbate.
 
[quote name='hero101']I'm too stress thinking of a girl. So I basically can't sleep. What do you guys/gal do when you can't sleep because you're thinking too much about something? I'm just watching anime to calm my nerves I guess.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='fart_bubble']masturbate[/QUOTE]

Fart Bubble ended this thread. :D

[quote name='micro44']I wake up my wife and see if she feels like helping me get tired. :)[/QUOTE]

:rofl: I need to remember this one.
 
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Well, if I think I can go back to sleep pretty quickly I just watch something really boring on TV. Like the Food Channel. That usually puts me to sleep pretty quickly.

If it seems like I am gonna be up for awhile, then I usually get up and browse the web or something until my eyes won't stay open anymore.
 
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