Man on Right: "I'm glad we didn't buy a ticket to the drive-in. This Bond movie sucks."
Man on Left: "And why the hell do they always portray us North Koreans as building the laser satellite of doom? I'd kill just for a laser pen!"
Man on the left: "It's confirmed, Brad and Jennifer are divorced."
Man on the right: "I'll contact President Il, you know how he has the hots for Brad."
Man on left: Holy Buddha! Shoplifter at 12:00!
Man on right: We're too small to take him on, I'll call back up!
RENT-A COPS TO THE RESCUE
(cue Japanese action flick theme music)
Guy on the Left - "Oh shit, they saw us"
Guy on the Right - "Shh...pretend we didn't notice..."
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Guy on the Left - "Oh look at that fine ass!"
Guy on the Right - "You know that's a man, right?"