Cell phone adult text chats...WHY?
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Because we men are easily aroused by WingDings. 
False Hope
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It's basically like cybering, only your friends aren't aware you have a gross habit.
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[quote name='False Hope']It's basically like cybering, only your friends aren't aware you have a gross habit.[/QUOTE]
Except if there's a lump in your pants and your cel phone is in your hand...
Except if there's a lump in your pants and your cel phone is in your hand...
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Because the world is filled with sick perverted retards with more money then brains.
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.
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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Except if there's a lump in your pants and your cel phone is in your hand...[/QUOTE]
a tumor caused by cell phone radiation??
a tumor caused by cell phone radiation??
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[quote name='Noodle Pirate!']Because the world is filled with sick perverted retards with more money then brains.
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.[/QUOTE]
But then who will work at McDonalds?
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.[/QUOTE]
But then who will work at McDonalds?
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[quote name='Noodle Pirate!']Because the world is filled with sick perverted retards with more money then brains.
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.[/QUOTE]
we have that..its called 50% of people on xbox live
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.[/QUOTE]
we have that..its called 50% of people on xbox live
[quote name='RiCeBo1']Some perverted 30 something year old guy who lives in his mom's basement and plays D&D all day with his other perverted 30 something year old friends.[/QUOTE]
'Whuh-whuh-what are you wearing?'
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
'Whuh-whuh-what are you wearing?'
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
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Because actually calling them is too much work.
False Hope
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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Except if there's a lump in your pants and your cel phone is in your hand...[/QUOTE]
I see your point. Cell phones, however, make it easier to navigate to the bathroom with your hand down your pants without losing the effect. I would only assume this.
I see your point. Cell phones, however, make it easier to navigate to the bathroom with your hand down your pants without losing the effect. I would only assume this.
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[quote name='Tiphireth'] 'Whuh-whuh-what are you wearing?'
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
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But they are TEXTS, not calls
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
[/QUOTE]
But they are TEXTS, not calls
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[quote name='Tiphireth'] 'Whuh-whuh-what are you wearing?'
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
[/QUOTE]
That's some phone. The noise cancellation must be wonderful. Couldn't even hear his three friends' breathing.
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
[/QUOTE]
That's some phone. The noise cancellation must be wonderful. Couldn't even hear his three friends' breathing.[quote name='False Hope'] That's some phone. The noise cancellation must be wonderful. Couldn't even hear his three friends' breathing.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='Tiphireth'] 'Whuh-whuh-what are you wearing?'
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
[/QUOTE]
Part two, because I have nothing better to do.
'Hi, there baby. What's your name, and how're you tonight?'
'Huh-Hello, there, fair maiden. I-I am Azeroth, Sorceror of the Kingdom of Aldun! And I am well.'
'Uh, yeah, okay, that's cool. You know, baby, I'm so hot for y-'
'What was that?'
'Nothing, nothing- I, uh.. Doesn't matter. So, hot mama, what are you doing?'
'Oh, baby, I'm rubbing my hand all over my voluptuous ti-'
'Woah, man, that's her tits!' 'Sh-Shut up, Sephiroth.'
'You freak, are you on a speakerphone?!'
'No, of course not, that would be rude.. So, I run my hands down your curvy body, admiring the golden, silky skin.'
'Oh yeah, baby, that's good. I lower my hands playing with my pus-'
'Gods of Guinan, Elder Shadow don't pull that out here!' 'Dude, she's
ing playing with herself, I can't help it. I stroke my plus seven scepter of power.'
'What the hell, you perverted, you're on a speakerphone, aren't you!? We're so through.'
'No, don't leave, my parents took away my internet, pl-'
That's some phone. The noise cancellation must be wonderful. Couldn't even hear his three friends' breathing.[/QUOTE][quote name='Tiphireth'] 'Whuh-whuh-what are you wearing?'
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
[/QUOTE]
Part two, because I have nothing better to do.
'Hi, there baby. What's your name, and how're you tonight?'
'Huh-Hello, there, fair maiden. I-I am Azeroth, Sorceror of the Kingdom of Aldun! And I am well.'
'Uh, yeah, okay, that's cool. You know, baby, I'm so hot for y-'
'What was that?'
'Nothing, nothing- I, uh.. Doesn't matter. So, hot mama, what are you doing?'
'Oh, baby, I'm rubbing my hand all over my voluptuous ti-'
'Woah, man, that's her tits!' 'Sh-Shut up, Sephiroth.'
'You freak, are you on a speakerphone?!'
'No, of course not, that would be rude.. So, I run my hands down your curvy body, admiring the golden, silky skin.'
'Oh yeah, baby, that's good. I lower my hands playing with my pus-'
'Gods of Guinan, Elder Shadow don't pull that out here!' 'Dude, she's
ing playing with herself, I can't help it. I stroke my plus seven scepter of power.''What the hell, you perverted
, you're on a speakerphone, aren't you!? We're so through.''No, don't leave, my parents took away my internet, pl-'
[quote name='rvdrock']I mean I know you've seen this...text whatever number to the word fun and you can chat LIVE with...you know what...I cant. Adult text chat? Who in the hell would do that, please tell me...[/QUOTE]
You mean you don't want a computer generating to your cell phones things like.
I am 18 and so horny for you.
I going !@#$%^& on your @#$% and then !@#$%^ while two of my friends !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&!@#$% and !@%$#@!!@#$ as well we can follow that up with !@@#.
You telling me you don't want some of that hot action. so text 555 F** me now pervert.
Yea I don't see the point but the porn industry is one of the biggest in the country so I bet there is about a million jackass thinking that some girl is really talking to them and digging them. How do you text one handed and well never mind.
You mean you don't want a computer generating to your cell phones things like.
I am 18 and so horny for you.
I going !@#$%^& on your @#$% and then !@#$%^ while two of my friends !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&!@#$% and !@%$#@!!@#$ as well we can follow that up with !@@#.
You telling me you don't want some of that hot action. so text 555 F** me now pervert.
Yea I don't see the point but the porn industry is one of the biggest in the country so I bet there is about a million jackass thinking that some girl is really talking to them and digging them. How do you text one handed and well never mind.
Kayden
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Zuh ohes! Tip had a funny post. It was bound to happen.[quote name='Tiphireth'] 'Whuh-whuh-what are you wearing?'
'A ribbon and a smile, just for you, baby. What are you wearing?'
'A plus 6 paladin's cloak and.. promise not to tell?'
'Of course not, baby. I'm all yours.'
'I'm also wearing.. my sister's bra and panties.'
[/QUOTE]
[quote name='Noodle Pirate!']Because the world is filled with sick perverted retards with more money then brains.
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.[/QUOTE]
100 is low. Make it 120.
The next war we have, I think it there should be a mandatory i.q. test and all the people below 100 would be sent to fight and all the people above 100 could stay back and laugh.
It would be a greatly needed mercy killing.[/QUOTE]
100 is low. Make it 120.
False Hope
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[quote name='Tiphireth']
Part two, because I have nothing better to do.
'Hi, there baby. What's your name, and how're you tonight?'
'Huh-Hello, there, fair maiden. I-I am Azeroth, Sorceror of the Kingdom of Aldun! And I am well.'
'Uh, yeah, okay, that's cool. You know, baby, I'm so hot for y-'
'What was that?'
'Nothing, nothing- I, uh.. Doesn't matter. So, hot mama, what are you doing?'
'Oh, baby, I'm rubbing my hand all over my voluptuous ti-'
'Woah, man, that's her tits!' 'Sh-Shut up, Sephiroth.'
'You freak, are you on a speakerphone?!'
'No, of course not, that would be rude.. So, I run my hands down your curvy body, admiring the golden, silky skin.'
'Oh yeah, baby, that's good. I lower my hands playing with my pus-'
'Gods of Guinan, Elder Shadow don't pull that out here!' 'Dude, she'sing playing with herself, I can't help it. I stroke my plus seven scepter of power.'
'What the hell, you perverted, you're on a speakerphone, aren't you!? We're so through.'
'No, don't leave, my parents took away my internet, pl-'
[/QUOTE]
Dude, write a book. I love this.
Part two, because I have nothing better to do.
'Hi, there baby. What's your name, and how're you tonight?'
'Huh-Hello, there, fair maiden. I-I am Azeroth, Sorceror of the Kingdom of Aldun! And I am well.'
'Uh, yeah, okay, that's cool. You know, baby, I'm so hot for y-'
'What was that?'
'Nothing, nothing- I, uh.. Doesn't matter. So, hot mama, what are you doing?'
'Oh, baby, I'm rubbing my hand all over my voluptuous ti-'
'Woah, man, that's her tits!' 'Sh-Shut up, Sephiroth.'
'You freak, are you on a speakerphone?!'
'No, of course not, that would be rude.. So, I run my hands down your curvy body, admiring the golden, silky skin.'
'Oh yeah, baby, that's good. I lower my hands playing with my pus-'
'Gods of Guinan, Elder Shadow don't pull that out here!' 'Dude, she's
ing playing with herself, I can't help it. I stroke my plus seven scepter of power.''What the hell, you perverted
, you're on a speakerphone, aren't you!? We're so through.''No, don't leave, my parents took away my internet, pl-'
[/QUOTE]
Dude, write a book. I love this.
D
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I love the sex talk line scam in Punch-Drunk Love. Brilliant ing movie.
ing movie.
RiCeBo1
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[quote name='Tiphireth']I knew someone would say that eventually. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Ideas? How bout a 42 year old Star Wars geek who saw a commercial for these adult texts and started texting? Then a month later he finds out that his cell phone bill is way up there because he didn't know he had to pay an extra $.10 for each text he recieves from the adult texters.
Ideas? How bout a 42 year old Star Wars geek who saw a commercial for these adult texts and started texting? Then a month later he finds out that his cell phone bill is way up there because he didn't know he had to pay an extra $.10 for each text he recieves from the adult texters.
Part three.
'Why, hey there baby. How are you tonight?'
'Languid. My once pristene exisistance has since been clouded by the tyrannical overrule of my parents. This vampire is troubled.'
'Excuse me?'
'They want me to come to dinner. Oh, never mind... Let's get back to it. Are you into kinky stuff?'
'It depends, but I'm sure we can work something out. But first, let's star off by unzipping those jeans.'
'Oh, yeah, baby, go after it. Come to dadd-'
'Jeffrery! Get the hell off the phone with your friends! Dinner's ready, you've been on that phone for hours!'
'Mom! Gods of Azuria, I'll be right down! And my name's Azeroth, not Jeffery!'
'Uh.. that was your mom? How old are you?!'
'Uh, uh, 19, I just started community college. Please don't hang up.'
'Alright, whatever. You asked me if I was into anything.. weird.'
'Yeah, are you into D&D?'
'D&D? Sounds kinky, baby. I'll just slip this black blindfold over my head, and you can have your way with my hot body.'
'And so, I sacrafice thee to the Great Werm of Klendathu! I cut across your pelvis, dip my hands into your hips, and pull out your ovar-'
'Oh my GOD, you so did not- EW!'
'Fine, I stick my hot plus nine magick wand of fertility into your hot-'
'Why, hey there baby. How are you tonight?'
'Languid. My once pristene exisistance has since been clouded by the tyrannical overrule of my parents. This vampire is troubled.'
'Excuse me?'
'They want me to come to dinner. Oh, never mind... Let's get back to it. Are you into kinky stuff?'
'It depends, but I'm sure we can work something out. But first, let's star off by unzipping those jeans.'
'Oh, yeah, baby, go after it. Come to dadd-'
'Jeffrery! Get the hell off the phone with your friends! Dinner's ready, you've been on that phone for hours!'
'Mom! Gods of Azuria, I'll be right down! And my name's Azeroth, not Jeffery!'
'Uh.. that was your mom? How old are you?!'
'Uh, uh, 19, I just started community college. Please don't hang up.'
'Alright, whatever. You asked me if I was into anything.. weird.'
'Yeah, are you into D&D?'
'D&D? Sounds kinky, baby. I'll just slip this black blindfold over my head, and you can have your way with my hot body.'
'And so, I sacrafice thee to the Great Werm of Klendathu! I cut across your pelvis, dip my hands into your hips, and pull out your ovar-'
'Oh my GOD, you so did not- EW!'
'Fine, I stick my hot plus nine magick wand of fertility into your hot-'
[quote name='Tiphireth']Part three.
'Why, hey there baby. How are you tonight?'
'Languid. My once pristene exisistance has since been clouded by the tyrannical overrule of my parents. This vampire is troubled.'
'Excuse me?'
'They want me to come to dinner. Oh, never mind... Let's get back to it. Are you into kinky stuff?'
'It depends, but I'm sure we can work something out. But first, let's star off by unzipping those jeans.'
'Oh, yeah, baby, go after it. Come to dadd-'
'Jeffrery! Get the hell off the phone with your friends! Dinner's ready, you've been on that phone for hours!'
'Mom! Gods of Azuria, I'll be right down! And my name's Azeroth, not Jeffery!'
'Uh.. that was your mom? How old are you?!'
'Uh, uh, 19, I just started community college. Please don't hang up.'
'Alright, whatever. You asked me if I was into anything.. weird.'
'Yeah, are you into D&D?'
'D&D? Sounds kinky, baby. I'll just slip this black blindfold over my head, and you can have your way with my hot body.'
'And so, I sacrafice thee to the Great Werm of Klendathu! I cut across your pelvis, dip my hands into your hips, and pull out your ovar-'
'Oh my GOD, you so did not- EW!'
'Fine, I stick my hot plus nine magick wand of fertility into your hot-'
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You get a +1 Dexterity for that last line:
"I stick my hot +9 magick wand of fertility into your hot-"
'Why, hey there baby. How are you tonight?'
'Languid. My once pristene exisistance has since been clouded by the tyrannical overrule of my parents. This vampire is troubled.'
'Excuse me?'
'They want me to come to dinner. Oh, never mind... Let's get back to it. Are you into kinky stuff?'
'It depends, but I'm sure we can work something out. But first, let's star off by unzipping those jeans.'
'Oh, yeah, baby, go after it. Come to dadd-'
'Jeffrery! Get the hell off the phone with your friends! Dinner's ready, you've been on that phone for hours!'
'Mom! Gods of Azuria, I'll be right down! And my name's Azeroth, not Jeffery!'
'Uh.. that was your mom? How old are you?!'
'Uh, uh, 19, I just started community college. Please don't hang up.'
'Alright, whatever. You asked me if I was into anything.. weird.'
'Yeah, are you into D&D?'
'D&D? Sounds kinky, baby. I'll just slip this black blindfold over my head, and you can have your way with my hot body.'
'And so, I sacrafice thee to the Great Werm of Klendathu! I cut across your pelvis, dip my hands into your hips, and pull out your ovar-'
'Oh my GOD, you so did not- EW!'
'Fine, I stick my hot plus nine magick wand of fertility into your hot-'
[/QUOTE]
You get a +1 Dexterity for that last line:
"I stick my hot +9 magick wand of fertility into your hot-"
RiCeBo1
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[quote name='Tiphireth']Part three.
'Why, hey there baby. How are you tonight?'
'Languid. My once pristene exisistance has since been clouded by the tyrannical overrule of my parents. This vampire is troubled.'
'Excuse me?'
'They want me to come to dinner. Oh, never mind... Let's get back to it. Are you into kinky stuff?'
'It depends, but I'm sure we can work something out. But first, let's star off by unzipping those jeans.'
'Oh, yeah, baby, go after it. Come to dadd-'
'Jeffrery! Get the hell off the phone with your friends! Dinner's ready, you've been on that phone for hours!'
'Mom! Gods of Azuria, I'll be right down! And my name's Azeroth, not Jeffery!'
'Uh.. that was your mom? How old are you?!'
'Uh, uh, 19, I just started community college. Please don't hang up.'
'Alright, whatever. You asked me if I was into anything.. weird.'
'Yeah, are you into D&D?'
'D&D? Sounds kinky, baby. I'll just slip this black blindfold over my head, and you can have your way with my hot body.'
'And so, I sacrafice thee to the Great Werm of Klendathu! I cut across your pelvis, dip my hands into your hips, and pull out your ovar-'
'Oh my GOD, you so did not- EW!'
'Fine, I stick my hot plus nine magick wand of fertility into your hot-'
[/QUOTE]
More I say, MORE!!
'Why, hey there baby. How are you tonight?'
'Languid. My once pristene exisistance has since been clouded by the tyrannical overrule of my parents. This vampire is troubled.'
'Excuse me?'
'They want me to come to dinner. Oh, never mind... Let's get back to it. Are you into kinky stuff?'
'It depends, but I'm sure we can work something out. But first, let's star off by unzipping those jeans.'
'Oh, yeah, baby, go after it. Come to dadd-'
'Jeffrery! Get the hell off the phone with your friends! Dinner's ready, you've been on that phone for hours!'
'Mom! Gods of Azuria, I'll be right down! And my name's Azeroth, not Jeffery!'
'Uh.. that was your mom? How old are you?!'
'Uh, uh, 19, I just started community college. Please don't hang up.'
'Alright, whatever. You asked me if I was into anything.. weird.'
'Yeah, are you into D&D?'
'D&D? Sounds kinky, baby. I'll just slip this black blindfold over my head, and you can have your way with my hot body.'
'And so, I sacrafice thee to the Great Werm of Klendathu! I cut across your pelvis, dip my hands into your hips, and pull out your ovar-'
'Oh my GOD, you so did not- EW!'
'Fine, I stick my hot plus nine magick wand of fertility into your hot-'
[/QUOTE]
More I say, MORE!!
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[quote name='RiCeBo1']Some perverted 30 something year old guy who lives in his mom's basement and plays D&D all day with his other perverted 30 something year old friends.[/QUOTE]
don't stereotype D&D players. Only one out of 15 are slimeball 30 somethings. ;-)
I for one am 21, female and love D&D.
don't stereotype D&D players. Only one out of 15 are slimeball 30 somethings. ;-)
I for one am 21, female and love D&D.
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[quote name='jaykrue']
You get a +1 Dexterity for that last line:
"I stick my hot +9 magick wand of fertility into your hot-"[/QUOTE]
Surely you jest. That was worth no less than an +3 HP and a +2 Intelligence.
You get a +1 Dexterity for that last line:
"I stick my hot +9 magick wand of fertility into your hot-"[/QUOTE]
Surely you jest. That was worth no less than an +3 HP and a +2 Intelligence.
bread's done