Church is bad for your health

[alonzomourning23]

I've always said that church is harmful, now I know it's true link.

 

[hutno]

just about everything is carsinogenic now

 

[greydemise]

next thing u kno..theyr gonna say smoking causes cancer

 

[opportunity777]

Particularly bad air is in the movie theaters because no sunlight comes into it, and the air is not circulated well within them.

 

[neocisco]

[quote name='alonzomourning23']I've always said that church is harmful, now I know it's true link.[/quote]

Well, that's either very tongue-in-cheek or incredibly ignorant and uninformed.

 

[DesertEagleXIX]

Hell is an especially bad afterlife.

 

[x0thedeadzone0x]

YES!

 

[zionoverfire]

So guess this means that they should limit themselves to only burning witches on church grounds.

 

[Nirvanaguy777]

I told you, i ing told you church would lead to the end of the world, well haha I win and now we all die

 

[Ikohn4ever]

thats a relief, good thing I go to a synagogue

 

[JSweeney]

[quote name='Nirvanaguy777']I told you, i shaq-fuing told you church would lead to the end of the world, well haha I win and now we all die[/quote]

Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life; he who believes in Me shall live even if he dies, and everyone who lives and believes in Me shall never die.”
John 11:25-26

 

[PhrostByte]

Jesus!!!

If it's believe or suffer eternal damnation, I choose eternal damnation. Me and Satan will probably be good pals.

 

[ElwoodCuse]

If Jesus wants me, he knows where I am. Till then I'm going to enjoy sleeping in on Sundays.

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']YES![/quote]

 

[twanky]

I always avoided church. Now i have a valid reason.

 

[Spacepest]

[quote name='ElwoodCuse']If Jesus wants me, he knows where I am. Till then I'm going to enjoy sleeping in on Sundays.[/quote]

Same here! :shock:

 

[leperlover]

I know what you doing on sundays instead of church.. ..under the covers...

 

[XboxMaster]

Religion is a dictatorship. Believe in it, you go to heaven, don't, you go to hell.

 

[ryanbph]

figures that link was to a cnn website...

 

[Mookyjooky]

[quote name='twanky']I always avoided church. Now i have a valid reason. [/quote]

Officially the most retarded thing I've heard all week.

 

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Wow. You'd think all you had to do was read your own posts and that'd automatically win.

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Wow. You'd think all you had to do was read your own posts and that'd automatically win.[/quote]

I was going to say that myself but I didn't want to start something.

 

[JSweeney]

[quote name='XboxMaster']Religion is a dictatorship. Believe in it, you go to heaven, don't, you go to hell.[/quote]

Technically that's wrong... especially in most religions. Many also have "other realms" such as purgatory or a spiritual plane.
Most religions hold that virtious heathens go someplace other than their variant of "hell".
Of course, mentioning that just completely disrupts your thought process and makes such a brash statement seem rather foolish.