Cingular has made me RICH!!!!!

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When I opened the mailbox today I got a letter from Cingular as I just cancelled my service with them over six months ago. I opened it to find a check for the whole total amount of...

*cue drumroll*

Two dollars and 88 cents.

Therefore, I am now officially rich beyond my wildest dreams. :rofl:
 
[quote name='demomanTNA']When I opened the mailbox today I got a letter from Cingular as I just cancelled my service with them over six months ago. I opened it to find a check for the whole total amount of...

*cue drumroll*

Two dollars and 88 cents.

Therefore, I am now officially rich beyond my wildest dreams. :rofl:[/QUOTE]
Ha... I have a copy of a check from Adelphia for the grand total of one dollar a 4 cents. Almost guaranteed to have cost them more to process, print, and mail that check.

Edit: Crap, I have been defeated.
 
I had a strange phone bill once. When I moved back to the u.s. my bell canada phone service said I owed $20. I forgot to pay it and the next month it still said I owed $20. Halfway through the month I got a check from them for $15 and the account balance was 0. I have no idea why.
 
[quote name='xxxafibenderxxx']Hey OP, you might as well quit your job and move to vegas now man!! you're set for life!![/QUOTE]

Screw Vegas... I'll just get me one of those private islands instead. :D
 
[quote name='freestyledust77']After I left Circuit City, I drove 90 miles to pick up my last check, and damn was i pissed it was for $0.00, now that sucks![/QUOTE]


pwnd
 
[quote name='freestyledust77']After I left Circuit City, I drove 90 miles to pick up my last check, and damn was i pissed it was for $0.00, now that sucks![/QUOTE]

180 miles of driving roundtrip: $15

Cd's listened to during those 2 and a half hours: $30

Seeing your face when you picked up your $0.00 paycheck: priceless
 
[quote name='freestyledust77']After I left Circuit City, I drove 90 miles to pick up my last check, and damn was i pissed it was for $0.00, now that sucks![/QUOTE]

I wouldn't be able to decide whether I should go to the bank to cash it, or frame it. And you know that's one of those "go inside the bank" ones. You can't waste it in a drive-thru and certainly not an ATM. You can only truely enjoy that one inside where you can see the tellers expression. And when she says, "Uhh.. Sir... this check is for zero dollars and zero cents," you can only reply with "Annnnd?"
 
[quote name='btw1217']I wouldn't be able to decide whether I should go to the bank to cash it, or frame it. And you know that's one of those "go inside the bank" ones. You can't waste it in a drive-thru and certainly not an ATM. You can only truely enjoy that one inside where you can see the tellers expression. And when she says, "Uhh.. Sir... this check is for zero dollars and zero cents," you can only reply with "Annnnd?"[/QUOTE] :rofl:
 
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