[quote name='mykevermin']What I've learned about guns from video games:
Guns don't have recoil.
I can hold both arms straight out, elbows locked, and fire damn near any weapon.
I can store thousands of bullets and dozens of weapons on my person.
I can easily reload any firearm by pressing "A."
Ammunition is randomly strewn about. Everywhere. Like cigarette butts.
I can never accidentally shoot myself.
Safety? Gun locks? Gun cabinets? Huh?
Guns can be bought from stores the way "Chicklets" are. Walk out in fifteen seconds armed to the teeth.
You must kill about 14 people before you really get the attention of the police.
When the police do get you, you spend a night in jail and lose your weapons, no matter how many murders you committed.
For infinite lives, press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
Thanks, video games! Now I'm a fully trained assassin!

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And don't forget the Hot Coffee!